Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie
-Big stretch! Have a snack and your meds.
-Sleep when you can. OMG, sleep when you can.
-The demon you summoned said it would check in on the tiny cryptids. I don’t feel reassured.
❤️Auntie Jilli

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
YOU ARE THE REASON

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Stranger Things
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie
-Big stretch! Have a snack and your meds.
-Sleep when you can. OMG, sleep when you can.
-The demon you summoned said it would check in on the tiny cryptids. I don’t feel reassured.
❤️Auntie Jilli
For years, sci-fi has asked, what if aliens were wetter than us. Project Hail Mary posits a new, daring question. What if we are the wet aliens
the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.
they couldn't put him in the beer campaign so he was represented by a bunch of berries
I work cybersecurity, this is like half my job.
the whole vaccine deal tbh
antidepressants
Yes these are all the work of wizards
I'm telling you; the time allotted for rest and the time allotted for relaxation should not come out of the same bucket.
I would like to do a low key enjoyable activity for my own benefit, but god fucking damn it. I need to sleep. Eyes need to be shut. honk shu mimimi. I do not get to relax because I only ever get to rest.
constantly trying to see the inherent good in people is a humiliation ritual that i continue to willingly participate in
what’s your favorite ship?
titanic
hms terror
uss enterprise
ever given (the container ship that blocked the suez canal in 2021)
captain ahab’s whaling vessel
ship of theseus
battleship monopoly token
mclennon
Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore
feminism has backslid so hard in recent years people don't even know what free the nipple means anymore
To clarify for those who don't know, "free the nipple" isn't about going braless, it's about going topless
No shirt, no bra, completely bare torso, just like cis men are allowed to
It's about desexualizing breasts and "female presenting nipples" and not being criminalized for our bodies if we want to go topless because it's a million damn degrees out. This was a popular growing movement that was still widely known a decade ago!
And the fact that not wearing a bra is so discouraged and stigmatized that people think the movement was about being able to go braless under your shirt in public rather than about being able to not wear a shirt at all says a lot about how far we've backslid in the past decade
here are the bats. if you were curious
respect our men in uniform (goths in the summer)
You should be starting a recipe book. I don't give a shit if you're only 20-years-old. The modern web is rotting away bit by bit before our very eyes. You have no idea when that indie mom blog is going down or when Pinterest will remove that recipe. Copy it down in a notebook, physically or digitally. Save it somewhere only you can remove it. Trust me, looking for a recipe only to find out it's been wiped off the internet is so fucking sad. I've learned my lesson one too many times.
Alan Turing and Ada of Lovelace did not invent computer science for the girls and the gays to claim they can't do math
where do i get one / how do i make one
he actually made a tutorial on instagram! it might be on tiktok too but im not sure. his tumblr is in the replies!
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Full version!!
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