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The Wiggles always looked like they were wearing Starfleet uniforms, could you please put them on the enterprise where they belong

little-known tos fact: in every scene on the bridge, the wiggles are actually just out of frame

queerly-autistic

I don't think I'll ever be emotionally over the beautiful queer journey represented by these two kisses.

Firstly, we have Stede, a repressed gay man who has probably never even entertained the idea of loving a man, being kissed by a man for the first time and (although enjoying it) clearly being a little bit stunned and nervously keeping his hands down because he has no idea what to do with them.

And then we have Stede a few months later, the very next time he gets a chance to kiss that same man, having gone on such a journey of self-discovery that he's absolutely figured out who he is, and what he wants, and this time he's ready to grab what he wants with those same hands (literally).

Stede Bonnet is the character of all time and I could cry for thirty million years over his gorgeous arc of queer discovery, queer love, and queer joy.

xray-vex

🤨4🤨 relationship

celluloidbroomcloset

They will be so insufferable as innkeepers. They will not be able to keep their opinions to themselves and they will share those opinions very loudly, with each other, in public.

mroutrage

someone please write this fic for me

in-a-mellow-tone

Fuck it, post lamb stew slow cooker recipe

in-a-mellow-tone

How high was I last night?

How much lamb stew did I want to make??

1,814¾ lbs of Lamb????

beemovieerotica

>960 cups beef broth >2 bay leaves

the unfathomable power of bay leaf

stinkyhat-deactivated20231213

meangirlnurse

pandakong

[ID: a red sweater with a football image on it, and text that “Foopball / America’s Spornt” / end ID]

spiralbound

“The thing about science fiction is, it isn’t really about the future. It’s about the present. But the future gives us great freedom of imagination. It’s like a mirror. You can see the back of your own head.”

— Ursula K. Le Guin, from “The Gift of Place,” 10 Point 5 Magazine, interview conducted by the 10 Point 5 editorial collective

gabrielisdead

finally I got them all

pinksweet

musicalhell

SO SMOL SO LOUD

leonmorinpriest

The X-Files: S1E5 ‘The Jersey Devil’

tiktoks-for-dead-pope

holyfunnyhistoryherring

Transcript: Yesterday my cousin said that my rooster wasn't a real rooster. He said he's a Walmart rooster. *chicken noises* Does this not look like a real rooster to you? *chicken makes a sound again* Sure, he's small, but he has feelings.

faeblesmith

important context this person looks and sounds like they’re gonna cry

belvira

True

mycapeisplaid

Husband's grandmother was Elmo.

fandomsandfeminism

My father in law is named Kermit.

animatedamerican

You do still occasionally see guys named Bert, or sometimes even Ernie. You can meet a guy named Harry and nobody's first thought on hearing his name is going to be Herry Monster. But Grover, Kermit, and Elmo are now forever the Muppet characters and nothing else.

#I was going to name my daughter Miss Piggy #and my son beaker #but my plans are ruined #no kids for me

all-pacas

incredible pompeii book fact that i will think about forever:

Garum, a sort of Roman fish sauce, was everywhere in Rome and apparently Pompeii was particularly famous for their garum industry. There’s lots of sources both in and outside Pompeii, and several different manufacturers and sellers have been found in the city.

The part that I can’t stop thinking about: jars of garum have been found with labels advertising it as kosher.

I mean, of course you hear about the conflicts between the Romans and Jews. They were very much in one another’s orbits. But still, the fact that there was apparently enough of a market in Pompeii to specifically create and sell kosher fish sauce… you know?