wonderhoy!

nic, 30, she/her, vocaloid/utau liker

[jadeharleyinc]

oooooh i got plany of disk space

[rocketbirdie]

cloud strife splitting headache moodboard

[charl0ttan]

whats everyones favorite cocktails. i totally adore a sex on the beach. no rum and coke okay i want your favorite gay ass colorful fruity tasting type of drink okay? okay. i trust you. i love you

[eggtempest]

golden deer girls 🦌

[mothermara]

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

[pillowspace]

thank god for female characters who have something wrong with them amen

[greebledgoblin]

losing the deed to my house over hello kitty mahjong

[thisaliennerd]

chronic pain diagnoses are all like yeah we don't know what this is or why it happens. we also don't know how to treat it. good luck out there soldier

[girl-mercury]

you got symptoms syndrome. yeah it’s permanent. what is it? like… what, is it? well it’s a thing where this set of symptoms usually comes in a variety twelve-pack, what do you want. symptoms syndrome. don’t overuse the ibuprofen

[little-pissbaby]

ibuprofen isn't working? weird. we can try this medication, but you'll have horrendous side effects and it'll change your body permanently and against your will. there are no other treatment options. yea symptoms syndrome affects predominantly women how'd you know

[official-ibuprofen-posts]

official ibuprofen post 😭

[that-stone-butch]

personalized ads are so funny to me

'hey we've been spying on you and tracking your every move. it's a culmination of state of the art technology and an unprecedented invasion of consumer privacy. a room full of men with made up jobs bent their will toward decades of constructing this system, defending it in court, and tirelessly innovating new ways to aggregate more data about you'

and the end result is

'yeah so uh we saw that you recently bought a car. so here's an ad for that car'

like no i'm good actually. you might be aware that i already have one

[elfwreck]

[redstonedust]

i feel like whenever people discuss hatsune mikus age its always either "hatsune miku is literally 16 you cant treat her like an adult" or "hatsune miku is a piece of software with no thoughts or feelings you can do whatever" but never the imo more interesting "hatsune miku is a marketing mascot designed to be a virtual idol, what does it say about the idol industry that the people involved considered 16 to be the perfect age to assign her. why do so many vtubers played by adult women have 16 on their profile. why are so many idol anime about highschoolers. can we talk about the contexts and implications please please please please-"

[achesspiece]

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi

[modwyr]

the problem with liking video games is that the gaming industry is genuinely so evil and needs to be wiped out

[cutecipher]

fuuuuck i forgot to give a shit about stupid bullshit that doesnt matter 🤦‍♀️

[nlog-sama]

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

[jeejyboard]

"Brick shithouse" gotta be one of my fave body type descriptions.... so confusing to translate

[luckyladylily]

So the thing is boobs really do be jiggling. If having breasts has taught me anything it is that the ladies frolic. I don't even have that large of boobs but every time I go down some stairs all I can think about is that stupid quote about boobing breastily down the stairs or whatever it is because God Damn.

But anime and video game boob jiggling is like. The most uncanny valley shit I've ever seen nine times out of ten. You would think people this horny about tits would have actually looked at some but I guess not.

What we really need is some pervert to compile the ultimate visual guide to boob bouncing physics that's just like 500 hours of meticulously organized videos of breasts of different size and shape and under different fabrics bouncing around from a wide variety of physical movements so horny game devs can finally get it right and I don't have to be creeped out by women who appear to have surgically implanted softballs in their chest under skin made of rubber bands.

[teathattast]