PJ Marvell

How would your friends describe you? They/Them.

[tonguetyd]

Southerners really went off with “y’all” and the Brits really went off with “innit” but most of all the Aussies really went off with calling everyone cunts all the time

[onedirectionforever]

“you support gay rights so you must be gay”

i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you

[onedirectionforever]

turns out i am gay

[monsieurenjlolras]

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

[mywitchcultblr]

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

[adreamthatsworthkeeping]

[thebirdkiwi]

he was a llama

[fritextramole]

a llama?! he’s supposed to be dead!

[none-ofthisnonsense]

every day I choose not to be a dick on the internet and some days that's more effort than others

[princessgemma12]

If you like the word “queer” reblog.

[incandescent-creativity]

#fun umbrella. we r all sitting under it like the big rainbow thing in elementary school gym class

[thehobbitbadger]

I don't care about football, but I really need England to lose tonight, because I cannot keep having masses of football fans at the train station when we're finally outside of the football season. And also if by some million to one chance they actually take it home on Sunday, this country will become unbearable until like Christmas.

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

if they're gonna remake The Princess Bride, it should open with a kid sick in bed scrolling on his phone. his grandpa arrives with a gift--it's a DVD player with a disc already inside. grandpa hooks it up to the TV and presses play. and we all just watch the original 1987 film again.

[sarking]

Lemme just write this real quick to get it out of my system

Oh no it's deeper in my system

[slavery]

[macbethz]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[token-white-friend]

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

[noodle-dragon]

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

[tentacles-and-coffee]

Let’s see what you can do bagel

[acegender]

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

[bigbigbigtruck]

1978 chevrolet malibu station wagon

[seafooms]

2 fish sometimes 3

[worldbuilding-tomfoolery]

Schrodinger’s Cat

[cipheramnesia]

invitation only

[bucketofdeltav]

The guy at the FourSquare reluctantly wearing jandals in July

[thatlittleegyptologist]

Gauzy curtains billowing in palazzo windows as shoes click along a marble floor

[matineaux-deactivated20260222]

kind of weird how parts of your soul are left in various locations without any warning… like yes i’m always at the top of that hill, sitting at the bus stop, in the cool light of the Japanese restaurant, standing at the pier etc etc

[hi-im-ryn]

[thememedaddy]

[victusinveritas]

[artbyblastweave]

People always get so weird about my participation in the Flat Earth Advocacy Group. For the last time, we aren't cranks, we aren't conspiracy theorists, we're definitely not geocentrists, and our policy think tank is fully aware of what shape the planet currently is

[vivacias]

What's a book written by a woman that changed your life or that you consider a classic? Any genre, any language.

[monsterblogging]

Bet there's a lot of toxic old man yaoi at the Unseen University

[mendelsohnben]

insp; suggested by @eternally-conflicted

[whenthetraindoorsopen]

Disused concrete outflow-pipe supports, near Troon, Scotland. November 2025.