[whitmanic]

[podcastwizard]

the hot new trend is "guard posting"

[excaliburcabbage-deactivated202]

and you know for damn sure they aint getting paid overtime for dragging you to the hospital either

[pkdw]

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@junpei-yoshino-stan i just really wanted to put them all together lmfao

[princessmo]

yo mr white can you switch me back to wet food this dry shit sucks bitch

[lesbianshepard]

happy 10 year anniversary to man door hand hook car door. 

[everwizard]

Weed strains are like "smells of banana with a slightly nutty note" my brother in christ it smells like weed

[apeshit]

just because an ant wont die from falling off a building doesnt mean he wont be crying and screaming the whole way down

[geniusoflove]

texting my coworker “hey! how are you feeling” and reading it 40 times to make sure i didn’t accidentally type how are you sex cum penis ass cum porn 1080p hot cock

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

I love jaywalking with strangers. They can’t kill all of us!!!

[marlynnofmany]

*giant wind gust outside*

Me: “Don’t say it.”

My Brain:

[glyphsmash]

hey man sorry im late. yeah i gave a mouse a cookie. you know how it is

[glyphsmash]

hey man sorry im late. yeah i gave a mouse a cookie. you know how it is

[myself-when-i-am-real]

[bi-and-wanna-cry]

I like that anime where the girl roundhouse kicks the guy and he instantly falls in love with her

Kurosawa rn:

[pkdw]

haikyuu characters + their viral tweets

(enjoy hehe, tell me which is ur fav)

(oikawa, kuroo, tsukki, sakusa, iwazumi, akaashi, yachi, kiyoko, kenma, suna, atsumu, osamu, ushijima, suga, yamaguchi, bokuto)

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

"he is not my president" bumper sticker with a picture of some random guy that has never been president