Tired™️

Dan | 25 | 🏳️‍🌈 | INFJ Just going with the flow, I think

[frontseatpocket]

get panini pressed, idiot

[idontlikedicktionaries]

REBLOG IF ITS OKAY TO TALK TO YOU.

Please.

[bitchycode]

If overthinking situations burned calories, i’d be dead

[carfuckerlynch]

every day o need to save money and then there is some kind of little fucking item

[depsidase]

[flyin-shark]

I don’t make the rules I just break them :3

[dice-wizard]

NO NO NO TUMBLR I DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WANT TO SEE WHAT MY MUTUALS LIKED. I WANT TO SEE WHAT THEY'VE REBLOGGED. IF IT WAS WORTH SEEING THEY'LL PUT IT ON MY DASH 37 TIMES

[catchymemes]

[la-d7]

no one supports you like an internet friend you never met

[rh3ar1pl3y]

i don't think people take me too serious when i say i'm legally blind. Like, guys I am legally never allowed to drive, I need assistance with a lot of stuff because I can't see. People both irl and online tend to be like "oh but you're not THAT BAD OFF" it's not a thing of whether my eyes are "that bad off" it doesn't matter, they're still blind. i still use magnifying and screen readers. i'm learning braille because my eyes are getting progressively worse and I'd like to be able to still read.

I may not be totally blind, but that's the thing, a lot of blind people AREN'T Totally blind. Blindness is a spectrum. and i don't think a lot of people realize that. And I'm just as valid in my blindness as someone on the spectrum with better eyesight than me, or someone with worse.

(This is OK to reblog. I hope that sighted people who might read this really get it into their heads that blindness is a spectrum...)

[lilmamabeyellin]

LMFAOOOOOOO

[donnasweettttttttt]

when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body

Michael crichton wrote westworld and jurassic park tho so he just pirated himself

michael crichton keeps TRYING to tell y’all about the evils of capitalism impeding on the progress of science when will y’all LISTEN

[kryptonians]

Maybe he just doesn’t like theme parks

michael crichton in line for a roller coaster at six flags: fuck this

[onion-souls]

Jesus Christ, that’s the height at which every rollercoaster and dark ride is a decapitation threat

[sonatine]

[madlori]

how am I ever supposed to leave tumblr when it takes me on journeys like this

[love-and-thvnder]

Fans can now purchase the I Am Kenough hoodie on the official Mattel online store. Currently, shipments scheduled to be sent out on or before Sept. 29. At the moment, the official hoodie is SOLD OUT but you can get the unofficial one HERE

[katseeli]

@saamwisechester !! We’re getting matching I Am Kenough hoodies right?

[the-big-mood]

PSA: The official hoodies are back in stock!

Link

[caats]

[nice-worm-deactivated20200906]

reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future

[swarnpert]

avril lavigne was right. what the hell

[thingstrumperssay]

I'm not giving context for this because it's funnier that way.

[charlesoberonn]

Joining Ted Cruz's war on Barbie on the side of Barbie.