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[orpheuslament]

this recent trend of teenagers using genAI chatbots to talk to fictional characters is fucking grim. what you should be doing is roleplaying on private messages with your friends until the lines between you & the characters begin to blur & you develop some very complex & confusing feelings for each other that culminate in a massive fallout you dont have the tools to process nor understand

[sweatersinthesummer]

(I'm quite proud of the cover art for this pod, so fun!)

I love this little fic, and so I had to record it for the @weheartdracofest. Thanks to @its-the-allure for letting me slip this in to the fest at the last minute! And to @pl0tty for writing this fantastic little nugget of a fic!

[Podfic] A Question of Ethics by @pl0tty (G; 9 minutes)

A functional computer and internet connection were the least Harry could provide for his stay-at-home husband.

Or,

Draco does fandom.

[robin-teddybear]

it's kinda comforting to me when my friends are a little annoying or longwinded or abrasive or tired and inarticulate, or they don't do the exact politest thing in every interaction, and stuff, because I know I'm sometimes annoying, or take up a more than my share of conversational space, or forget to ask them questions, etc etc, and... like, I'm always working to be nice to my friends and to get better and better at friend-ing, but it just makes me feel more human about it :}

anyway I love you friends plz know I'm not counting, in fact I feel great affection toward you even (especially) when conversations go less than Perfectly Ideal

[saulwexler]

I'm not proud to say it but this line from a 60 year old detective novel made me re-think some things about friendship

[shanefixxedorally]

Heated Rivalry AU doodle dump!

From the minute this show got its teeth into me my brains been buzzing with AUs/crossovers

Feat:) Mermaid!Ilya x Exboat captain/lighthouse keeper!Shane, Snoopy!Shane x Woodstock!Ilya, Moomin!Shane x Snufkin!Ilya, and finally Pro-wrestling rivals AU.

I could ramble about the AUs all day and i keep cooking up more lol. i’ve got these Boys in my AU saw traps now.

[my-2nd-account]

The hottest Ilya Rozanov has ever looked is when Shane asks "how could we let this happen?" and you can see Ilya behind him completely lost in the sauce hanging by a tenuous thread having clearly been edged to an inch of his life going at the pace Shane wants like the service top that he is and that vein visibly throbbing and almost popping out of his temple and his eyes are love drunk fuck struck sex crazed staring at Shane's lips and he's sweating his balls off as red as a tomato looking like he's 2 seconds away from having a reunion with his mother and he loves Shane and Shane loves him and he's too hard rn to understand what the actual fuck a rhetorical question is so he answers out of breath with a not contained at all horniness with something about stupid and irresponsible and Shane finally finally says "please fuck me" so he grips Shane's thigh with one hand and his shoulder with the other and starts thrusting like his life depends on it and Shane's gripping his hair and controlling his movements like the freaking rat from ratatouille and he pulls those golden curls hard enough to take out a few strands and Shane's fingers are in his mouth and he sucks on his nipples so hard he almost has him lactating and the windows are open and the sun is shining and it's a perfect fucking sight.

[fleev]

So... i love them very much

[vohanna]

Tfw you have to be gay around your family

[royals-omar]

[snoopyetc]

never change hudson 🫶🫶

[fluxweeed]

i think at this point the only thing that will help me finish my WIP is recruiting an Enemy so i'm seeking someone who:

is about halfway thru a long-ish WIP (80k-100k?)

wants to update me on their progress at least every few days. maybe we'll have a joint spreadsheet or something so i can see immediately when my wordcount lags behind theirs

ideally they will also send me occasional snippets of their WIP and ideally those snippets will be sooo so bad

i need my Enemy to be super annoying. like, i need them to fully believe they are one of the best living writers. i need them to belittle other fandom members. maybe they'll also talk about their "fans". how many kudos they expect to get. how many comments they are owed.

i need them to have a normal pace of writing. like, 1k on a good day. 2k on an excellent one. if they're one of those freaks who can easily bash out 5k+ in one sitting, there's nothing i can do with that.

able to do writing sprints sometime during a GMT afternoon a bonus but not essential

immediate start available, part-time, fully remote. zero perks other than u get to talk about yourself at length and in a super arrogant way, which ideally u will love to do. interested parties pls apply within.

[bluegiragi]

the cottage, as told through polaroids.

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[eleadore]

bro youre not yearning again are you. bro. bro stop

[aariol]

[3416]

they are everything tbh

[myarchiveforme]

god he has all the stupid little tuna melt ingredients prepared in containers in a neat stack in his fridge. he's losing the idgaf war in ways no one has ever lost before. "I was gonna make one for me I can make two" shut up you FREAK with your temperature controlled ginger ale. do you think this is the first time in his life he's actually tried to get someone to stay at his house. like I'm sure sveta has stayed over for a few days or whatever but it's just. baby's first crush. he logicked shane into a corner so he'd run out of excuses to leave and then he put everything in little containers right next to the ginger ale so he could get it all out quickly and smoothly and shane would think he was so nonchalant and wouldn't notice that he just accidentally got a husband. memorized his stupid little schedule. he was pacing around the house before shane got there, putting on his suit in the mirror. he whipped that shirt at Shane so quick HE WASNT EVEN WEARING A SHIRT he put it by the bed so he could put shane in his clothes. oh my god he cleaned his room and left a tshirt casually by the bed. picked out the one he wanted shane to wear. mayor of yearntown. king of yearnia. i think i hauve covid

[yrsonpurpose]

Not like I love you.

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

Watching any movie before 2000 reminds you that people in movies used to be hot but like in a normal way