-hey there, my name is Izak (eye-zuhk) but you can call me Zak (zahk) or any variation of my username. I'm 24 and living in the England (although i was born and raised in Wales).
-i am sick of using labels. I'm a gay zombie dude and my pronouns are he/they
-i'm a writer! i'm Lightning_Zombie on ao3 and i also write under a couple of pseuds. i do write original stuff but not so much at the moment.
-my primary fandoms right now are Waterparks (the band) and 5 Seconds of Summer. I am also a big zombie lover and that is my primary passion.
-i'm friendly and i love talking to people. feel free to send asks or DMs and generally bother me
more things you may want to know under the cut
-im autistic along with a whole host of other mental health issues that i will post about infrequently here. in short, i am completely fine, i just get sad sometimes. do not worry about me.
-i don't have a DNI. if you get bad vibes from me then just block me, i'll do the same for you. minors can follow me but if i don't talk to you it's because i am uncomfortable talking to people significantly younger than me. this also applies to ageless blogs in general. However i don't write or post smut and my blog is almost entirely safe for work so im happy for you to follow :)
-i have a bachelors degree in forensic science. no i am not a cop. no i do not like cops. its a long story. i do something else now
-im vaguely christian but not in the cult way that tumblr ads on my blog seem to imply. i wont talk about this much if at all
-if you think you recognise me from previous accounts or real life no you don't. i dont exist in the real world <3
-my voice if you're interested in such things. i wont be showing my face here unless a very specific set of circumstances happens
-i am also @geoff-wigington-everyday because if you want a job done right you gotta do it yourself
-gay as hell for my hot boyfriend who you will find under #cecil moment and #boyfriend tag
Tags
personal tag
writing tag / original writing blog is @zak-writes
ask tag
friend tags are "[name] moment" e.g. "dorian moment" or "zeph moment"
Referring to someone as your āpartnerā sounds as if you are deliberately obscuring their gender and may subtly out you. āMy exā, however, is entirely unobtrusively gender-neutral. #breakupallrelationships
time for another round of one of my favorite games, "try to picture what this roman graffito looks like from its description"! today we have EDR167813. click the read more to see how accurate the picture in your head was
kurtis conner video: This Conservative Influencer is Crazy
drew gooden video: The us governments obsession with integrating ai into every facet of our daily lives is going to bring about the collapse of society if we donāt get of our ass and start taking action
these photos were assembled by Maya Barkai (taken and submitted by numerous photographers around the world) for the art project Walking Men Worldwide! :)
canon is what happens in the text. e.g. merlin tries to poison morgana
a headcanon is a fact that you have personally made up as an elaboration of canon. it is your invention. e.g. i think morgana and gwen had a teenage lesbian situationship before the events of canon. or, i think modern morgana would love evanesence.
an interpretation is how one reads the existing text. it is not an invented fact nor is it a headcanon, it is a reading. e.g. i think merlin tries to poison morgana out of misplaced self-hatred. or, i think that one line was delivered with suppressed malice and shows a nuanced relationship.
fanon is the general fandomās accepted headcanons and interpretations that elaborate or recontextualize canon. e.g. merlin is a badass waif and morgana is a bitch.
these are all different words with different meanings.
guy who gets a pepsi from the break room vending machine every day after his work shift & amiably says āgotta have a pepsi!ā while grinning & passing it back & forth between his hands but one day the pepsi is sold out & he leaves the building robotically with a completely flat expression & isnāt seen at work again
