[cornbreadlesbian]

[t5t]

icons that make you say this cisgirl has terrible opinions

[t5t]

incomplete moodboard

[babybelieverkid]

[moonkitty]

[porkbuttsandtaters]

[rosecrystal]

bro can u shut up im trying to telepathically ask u out on a date

[medusagirlfriend-blog]

there aren’t !

[lohboh]

I googled “fat coyote” expecting a sensible chuckle but instead I got a sensible chuckle and Looney Tunes fetish art

[lohboh]

here’s the sensible chuckle

[defunct-blog]

now give us the fetish art

[lohboh]

no

[ghostbxnes]

I don’t know what compelled me to make this

[swarnpert]

funeral hearse but with monster truck tires

[ohnotom]

you mean this?

[swarnpert]

yeah

[shittycryptids]

Jello but you wiggle it and it makes the laminated paper sound

[sa2ha]

[iameverysparklywoman]

me whenever i pee: wow! just like in an indie movie…

[i-am-a-fish]

vaccinate your kids or I’ll slap you with squids!!!!!!! I will slap you with an actual squid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the sea creature squid!!!!!!!!!

[necromanticryptid]

Sorry I can’t come over my tarot cards said no

[parakeet]

got caught existing. embarrassing 

[toritheestallion-deactivated201]

me at Olive Garden at 11:02 am staring down the elderly people impatiently waiting outside knowing we should’ve opened 2 minutes ago but my boss is in the back cheating on his wife with the girl who makes the salads and he has the key to unlock the doors

[silenthill2bornfromawish4k]

the post that made me

[mistersmokinganddrinking-deacti]

Truly…..

[plantlucas]

it’s 2019 and ppl on here still fall for those get paid for surveys/videos schemes

[trashboat]

tumblr just fucking nailing it today