*platypus

bear • adult • queer • terfs and facists dni

[sea-buns]

Not only has long-haired Murph returned, but he is also once again one of many beautiful boys

[chongoblog]

ADHD is do awesome because you have to tell yourself once every 17 seconds that the discomfort you feel during the creative process is, in fact, not a sign of failure, but your brain just having a temper tantrum due to a lack of instant gratification

[funnytwittertweets]

[reblogabyssvoidhole]

[constance-mcentee-deactivated20]

IMAGE DESCRITPION: A tweet by Twitter user @RawBeanCoal reads, “hug other women slightly off center so our boobs fit together like puzzle pieces.”

This is followed by a series of replies and tags which read as follows…

#i hug them straight on so my boobs can establish dominance

#i prefer head on like a car crash. make the boobies kiss

we could be doing this with balls, no homo even

#i’m usually taller so I press mine above and get a tiddie shelf

My wife calls it “Titris”

it’s called titrus thanks

#titrus

[villainessbian]

RESTORING LOST MEDIA

[belleandkurtbastian]

Sam Reich, in multiple interviews and media in 2024: “I can’t invite my friends anywhere because they’re always suspicious it’s a surprise Game Changer episode.”

Meanwhile, he had THREE CAST MEMBERS in the middle of a YEAR-LONG GAME CHANGER EPISODE while he was saying this.

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

it is possible i guess that trans women didn't actually invent autism but they obviously, clearly perfected it

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

"female autism" nahhhh what you want is some of that male-to-female autism, that is the true crème de la crème

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

"i'm not autistic but i believe in their beliefs" ok me too, but i also believe they are sooo sexy abt it

[sonic06apologist]

Feels like they’re putting less meat in the hot pockets these days

[lyssatbqh]

only one way to fix this

[sonic06apologist]

By seizing the means of production so the rich can stop producing smaller amounts for higher prices?

[lyssatbqh]

why didn't you say this before i buirnd my bits

[txttletale]

yknow i am not exactly publishing groundbreaking research by saying "tumblr users have a disproportionate view of how much children's cartoons matter" but it is crazy to keep seeing people say things like this when child marriage is literally legal in most of the united states and commonplace around the world even in jurisdictions where it is nominally illegal

[txttletale]

like i simply think the fact that there are millions of child brides in the world and many nations either lack or fail to enforce laws against child marriage has significantly more of an effect on 'normalizing' child sexual and domestic abuse than either people with kinks or problematic anime. & i'm really not trying to mean but i feel like if you disagree with this very obvious fact you have basically lost all sense of proportion and are not equipped to engage with reality

[energyprison]

no i didnt get that from a video essay im a little more well read than that thanks. i got it from the abstract for a study i didnt read the rest of

[queenklu]

Goncharov dir. Martin Scorsese

[queenklu]

[businesstiramisu]

#way to weaponize the website features good job everyone

[kalichnikov]

i wanna talk about this shot

[kalichnikov]

if forum signatures still existed this would be mine

[un-javi]

[karvina]

[teslaswife]

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

God fucking damn it

[bored-dromaeosaur]

[disgruntled-lifeform]

Are you Canadian?

Yes

No

Voting ended onMar 4, 2025

[disgruntled-lifeform]

Do you hate Elon Musk?

Yes

No

Voting ended onMar 4, 2025

[disgruntled-lifeform]

Have you signed this petition to remove his Canadian Citizenship yet?

Yes

I am doing it now

No

results

Voting ended onFeb 26, 2025

[disgruntled-lifeform]

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

btw this isn’t like a change.org or other third party petition, this is a petition that goes straight to the canadian government. there is an actual shot at revoking musk’s citizenship here.

to be clear, this also means that it can be signed by canadian citizens and residents only otherwise it would be invalidated

[anexperimentallife]

[marspumpkin]

btw the katy perry/bezos' girlfriend/other four irrelevant billionaires 10 minute space stunt was not the first all female expedition no matter how much they try to market it as such. the first all female mission was in 1963 with soviet cosmonauts Valentina Tereshkova, Irina Solovyova and Valentina Ponomaryova - all three of which were working class and had to pass incredibly hard exams to be chosen from 400 potential candidates. just in case we started falling for the propaganda machine again

[freckledsweetpea]

your pal says something mean about a fat person in shorts this summer you SAY, "oh so they're supposed to get heat stroke because of your sensitive ass?" (fat people deserve to wear weather appropriate clothing)

you're getting ice cream with your friend and they make a comment about the fat person eating an ice cream cone you SAY, "oh then I guess you don't want ice cream, let's go." (fat people don't need to earn food even for enjoyment)

you're at the beach and a fat person is laying out and your dad says something rude about it you SAY, "I think they look comfortable. It's good they're getting some sun. I bet they work hard all year for this vacation." (fat people deserve to appear in public)

telling a someone you like their stretch marks does NOTHING for fatphobia and will NEVER make your friends and family think twice about their shitty learned hatred.

[wowbright]

Speaking up like this is a thing that actually works. I know, because I've tried it, and it has led not only to people stopping this behavior, but also to them changing their views.

And if they don't stop? If they make no efforts to change, or if they purposely keep doing it just to annoy you? Then it might be a sign to stop hanging out with them. People who are that persistently disrespectful are not safe to be around.

[bisexualfunfacts]

being so fr with you all we need to drastically accelerate anti-car propaganda.

we need to make it so clear to future generations that we no longer tolerate a world where you cannot conveniently go for a walk or get a coffee or get groceries without a car

[madamepestilence]

also please for the love of god encourage the planting of trees, expanding sidewalks, creating bus stops with recurring routes, creating passenger trains and trams, and creating regular sidewalk weather covers

it takes me 20 fucking minutes to walk to work every day in all weather conditions, the sidewalk only goes 2/3 of the way there before i have to walk on a diagonal crabgrass segment between a busy road and a parking lot and cross a bridge without a sidewalk, and there are zero benches, zero chairs, zero trees, and zero sidewalk covers

the local bus? you have to commission it. per trip. per location. it does not have an established route. it is a glorified taxi cab.

[boppinbobby-moved-deactivated20]

float on mama

[todaysbird]

happy earth day. don’t forget that someone else’s outdoor cat is your indoor cat

[autisticslp]

A few years ago I picked up a cat at an apartment across town because tenants said the owner had threatened to shoot her. They’d been feeding this cat for five or six months. She’d just shown up one day, friendly as can be, and never left. I asked if anybody had tried finding an owner - they said no, but that she did have a collar on when she first showed up. They just assumed she was some outdoor cat or abandoned. The first thing I did the next morning was take her to the shelter to scan for a microchip, which she had. Her owner was so happy when we contacted her. Her cat had escaped while moving and she’d looked for her for months before resigning herself to the reality that her cat was probably dead. If those tenants had seen a friendly cat show up and immediately taken her to the shelter, it would have saved this person months of heartache, and this poor cat months of fear, ear mites, ticks, and fleas.

This is why I hate outdoor cats. Yes, they cause environmental damage. Yes, they’re going to be killed by cars or coyotes or assholes. But on a completely selfish level, I know that because of people’s normalization of outdoor cats if my indoor, microchipped cats ever got out there’s a good chance I’d never see them again. People see a loose dog running around and they assume it’s lost. They try to catch it or call the dog warden. People see a cat running around and they ignore it. Maybe they feed it for months and never even think that that cat might have someone out there worried sick.

So yeah, if I see an outdoor cat I will catch it and make sure it’s not chipped, and, in accordance to my local laws (make sure you check yours), I will feed that cat for three days, making it my (soon to be indoor) cat.

[todaysbird]

It does! You should check for a chip and/or collar (most vets will screen a cat for a microchip without any fee) to be sure they aren’t a missing cat, but other than that…If your cat never goes in your house, wears no identification, and isn’t cared for, it isn’t your cat.