No Nightingales

\\ They/Them //

[guidancerune]

[symbiotic-slime]

you haven’t truly experienced the full spectrum of human emotions until you’re sobbing because your favourite character just died and then fucking memories by maroon 5 starts playing

[frightstricken-deactivated20260]

are you in a good headspace to receive my triple barrage hell nightmare skeleton attack right now.

[tomorrowillbeyou]

chuckling indulgently.. oh go on... i suppose a LITTLE bit of monica in my life wouldn't hurt

[tanadrin]

the problem with learning shorthand is that it basically makes any set of long squiggles look like words so you will be trying to read the floaters in your eyes while you’re in the shower. on the bright side i may have invented a new form of divination.

[beelze0-0]

No Rest

CW: blood

[paticmak]

is that what makes you fascinating?

[auviergine]

you are mine, beautiful boy

[inquissien]

A kitten at heart

[acoolguy]

oh i get it. it’s “i see you pee”

[more-notes-than-you-deactivated]

what is

[acoolguy]

nothing. go back to bed

[midnigtartist]

I’m taking his boon every time

[waterdeepwhiskey]

Not big on god!Gale personally but I would take his boon when travelling through Tartarus

[bgm05]

wow players having to stand in lines for a quest because a relevant npc can only talk to one player at a time. is the funniest image on the planet

[bgm05]

i need to correct this: wow classic doesn’t have any npcs that can only talk to one player at a time. these lines actually formed for a quest npc that players had to kill to complete the objective. knowing that i think this image is even funnier.

[thediscossessed]

Literally this

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

My favourite is the guy saying, “This is like being at the dmv”

[thanook]

CLICK THE FIRST POST

[07242024-deactivated20240725]

[07242024-deactivated20240725]

i got the job

[alexaloraetheris]

Litany against unemployment.

[kitsnicket]

[cymk8]

🐱⛸🏒🐶

(yes, i am still brainrotting but what else is new)

(ice rink au)

[so-many-ocs]

[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories

[hwathwugu]

And I’m NEVER GOING BACK!!!