Nothin But Bee

old guy. i am eric from minnesota. i like art that i think is neat

[rvllybllply2014]

He can’t be stopped

[whatacartouchebag]

@markscherz any approximations on what lil guy he's attempting to make here?

[markscherz]

This is Agalychnis callidryas, the red-eyed tree frog.

[ramdragons-deactivated20240319]

need people to see this i feel insane

[depsidase]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[my-balls79]

[3000s]

YUP

[the-frog-blog]

[charmcoin]

one fun thing about living in the midwest is that they're selling pigs on facebook marketplace. 300 dollars could buy me a new and interesting problem

[wifehaver103947]

imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

[clothmotherofficial]

I Have Softness For You

[officialwiremother]

i have milk for you

[babymonkeyofficial]

Stop.

[kingsolomonofficial]

Cut the baby monkey in half

[lamaison]

Legal Eagle asking "are you covered to have an open flame in the studio?" and a producer worriedly yelling "we're not!" as Ally goes to light a bong they filled with real whiskey is maybe the hardest I have ever laughed at an episode of Game Changer.

[pearlycomplaints]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#my LIEGE#Ally said ‘fuck winning I wanna smoke in front of I think literally ALL of my bosses’#based

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[despazito]

[acecroft]

Look kid, I’ve put down more mummies in my time than you. THE MUMMY: TOMB OF THE DRAGON EMPEROR (2008) dir. Rob Cohen

[calebwittebane]

are we serious

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

[enthusispastic]

I don't think this is true, but I will wait for a ruling by the sacred boar that lives in the center of the earth

[status-quo-hater]

I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.

He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense

[bgm05]

posting where are the wifes because i cant find it anywhere except some ancient twitter post

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i need to come up with a way to say “i mean like, movies for grownups” that doesn’t make me feel like a villain

[cheaphalloweencostume]

*peeks in the replies* *gets really nervous and locks my house up and leaves*

[cheaphalloweencostume]

well, i mean more like La Piscine or Mulholland Drive,

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i think i am going insane

[mrblackhaironthestreet]

Apparently it is impossible for Tumblr users to think of a not ageist way to describe their tastes, because everything must always be compared to how inferior children are -- despite the fact that it is pretty much never the choice of any child or children when media aimed at them is dumbed down etc.

Things when bad: kids and children are involved!

Things when good: this is very Adult this is specifically Adult only Adults can understand or want this

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i literally just don’t want to watch Kung Fu Panda

[cheaphalloweencostume]

okay we’ve come all the way back around. let’s pack this up. this post is done. “who asked” you just walked into my post that i made on my blog..? who asked YOU?? am i losing my fucking mind?????