ahehehehe!! Weeeeeeeeee!!! ^w^ *holding your hand and skipping with you as we are hunted for sport*
hello vonnie
trying on a metaphor

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@please-stop-hating
ahehehehe!! Weeeeeeeeee!!! ^w^ *holding your hand and skipping with you as we are hunted for sport*
We all know this site is US-user heavy, but I wanna know how many are vs aren't from the land of capitalism.
American? or nah
yeah I'm American
I'm from one of several countries in the world that's not America
If we gerrymander this, we can outvote the Americans. Only reblog this if you're not American. Reblog while they're asleep.
that's not gerrymandering
this is gerrymandering
Are you American?
No, I'm from literally anywhere else
Yes, I'm from the North
Yes, I'm from the West Coast
Yes, I'm from the Mid-West
Yes, I'm from the South
Yes, but not from the continental US
Yes, I'm from a different region than those listed here because you just-
-googled american regions and got very confused by all the different graphs
reblog to outvote the americans!
You forgot New England, you absolute swine
god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything
holy shit bronze age pro sheep bone gamer girl
???? ???
He fucking died for that tea bro
Pokemon Heritage Post
obsessed with this crawfish that crawled onto land just to attack a teenager trying to exercise
i'm no snitch
posted this in january and it's april now. he is thriving! and no longer in witness protection
Source
teetotailer
first incidence of good writing advice i've seen in 10+ years on this platform and it's in the notes of a mustelid wreaking absolute havoc in a german grocery store
Fish bite more during rain because they can sense their domain expanding. Their arrogance leads to their downfall.
Customer started yelling at me because I was 1 minute late to open the shop so I banned him from shopping with us and locked the door on him. Play stupid games.
This man had the audacity to come back at the end of the day as I was closing up by the fucking way. Ranting and raving about how he had been mistreated and that no one had even bothered to reply to his complaint email all day
Well I had the UNBRIDLED joy of informing him that not only had I seen his email, which was insanely abusive towards me for the crime of being 1 minute late and not putting up with his shit first thing in the morning, but that I was also the manager who he demanded to speak to, and I’d now also had our IT team block his IP address from being able to contact us or order with us ever again.
I should’ve been allowed to castrate the man but this will have to do
Okay this got way more notes than I was expecting so I feel like I should add some important context here. I’m not management. I’m not even middle management I’m just some guy that works here. I don’t have the authority to do any of this I just like lying to customers
Because I remember disinformation being spread around the last few elections and I’m sure assholes will bring it back:
YOU CAN’T VOTE ONLINE.
YOU CAN’T VOTE FROM YOUR PHONE.
IN MANY STATES THERE ARE LEGAL CONSEQUENCES FOR PHOTOGRAPHING YOUR BALLOT.
DO NOT WEAR CAMPAIGN GEAR TO THE POLLS.
DO NOT TRY TO PERSUADE PEOPLE TO VOTE FOR A CANDIDATE AT THE POLLS.
DO NOT ENGAGE IN ANY KIND OF POLITICAL DISCOURSE AT THE POLLS.
NO ELECTION IS EVER A SURE THING, EVEN IF YOU’RE IN THE BLUEST OR REDDEST OF STATES. IF SOMEONE TRIES TO TELL YOU THAT YOU CAN SIT THIS ONE OUT, THEY ARE EITHER IGNORANT OR MALICIOUS.
VOTE.
The number one cause of death in pregnant women is murder. Think About That.
...oh.
Woman murders man in broad daylight
the tumblr experience is that you're flirting with a local trans girl for a week or two and are just about to schedule a date except then her blog gets nuked before you can add each other on discord and then the broken tumblr search makes it impossible to find her new blog
anyway uhh mae if you see this hiiiiiii 👉👈 i still really wanna go to the reptile zoo with youuuu
im watching literally every single note on this post like a hawk for her btw
i am not messing around i want my reptile zoo date with this woman and there are very few things that will stop me
A lot of rumors are about to fly about this rally. Trump's team is 100% going to try and take advantage of this situation. So will malicious foreign actors/bots/etc.
Please don't auto share. Check your sources, and vet their wording/sourcing carefully.
Ask yourself - What do you not need evidence to believe? Be very careful with those biases.
Text of the image:
Breaking News Consumer's Handbook
In the immediate aftermath, news outlets will get it wrong.
2. Don't trust anonymous sources.
3. Don't trust stories that cite another news outlet as the source of the information.
4. There's almost never a second shooter.
5. Pay attention to the language the media uses.
"We are getting reports"...could mean anything.
"We are seeking confirmation"...means they don't have it.
"[News outlet] has learned"...means it has a scoop or is going out on a limb.
6. Look for news outlets close to the incident.
7. Compare multiple sources.
8. Big news brings out the fakers. And photoshoppers.
9. Beware reflexive retweeting. Some of this is on you.
Source: On (THE MEDIA] onthemedia.org
Thank you. Y'all reblog this one.
That gator:
anyway uhhh. baby
I’m kind of regretting not posting this with the original comic but here’s the sequel:
Si hombre pero que dise tu
Let! That! Baby! Eat!!!!!!
Perfect tags
@catboybiologist
This is one of my favorite videos of all time and I will always reblog it when I see it