Oooh Me Sleebpy

addie

[evilvillain123456789]

I used your bathroom 15 times last night… yeah. Toilet’s gone basically. Worn down to a nub

[only-tiktoks]

[skovenshemmeligheder]

Like an old man to a construction site

[stripedteacup]

[boxheadpaint]

had a bad low blood pressure moment last night and messily asked my partner for saltines and water before realizing i should probably ask for the Blood Pressure Medication I Need To Take. while they went to go grab it though i still had water and crackers so in a daze i took a swig of water but didnt swallow and then tried to cram 2 saltines in my mouth. full of water. in bed. with mouth full of water

[boxheadpaint]

[spidermanifested]

Boxhead Devouring Two Saltines, 2024

[boxheadpaint]

Oh My God Damn

[thememedaddy]

[mlcemzer]

✮

[imsobadatnicknames2]

[myrfing]

imagine if your boyfriend was like I can smell an ant. and started tracking

[goofstep]

everyone get unemployed. i will provide for us.

[throughfearandtrembling-deactiv]

I love how safe everyone in the comments feels about being entirely dependant on a potentially psychopathic benefactor 😁

[goofstep]

im nice…..

[junglejim4322]

He’s literally nice

[kushblazer666]

[mn12platform]

[ottermatopoeia]

[coolxatu]

[thingspeoplesayintoontown]

[ryuko-archive]

still don’t really understand how some people have trouble just being nice

[the-fault-in-our-balls]

Oh my gosh you’re such a good person. Hey everybody come look at how much of a good person this is.

[ryuko-archive]

i literally cannot comprehend how you got offended by this but thanks for proving my point anyway

[dolcifool]

[dragonthief2991]

I don’t mean to distract from OP’s post but my dash won’t let me see what the second image is, it’s just showing me this:

And I am losing my goddam mind.

[lynati]

You know what this reminds me of, only in reverse? …

wait. shit. oh god. I can’t unsee it…

[amemait]

Can someone put this one in on the reverse? with the ‘no fear –> Be Kind to each other –> one fear’?

[turtlehasknife]

[clown-strife-deactivated2021041]

The original comic was about Simpsons porn?

[awed-frog]

This is possibly the most tumblr-y tumblr post I’ve ever seen.

[the-haiku-bot]

This is possibly

the most tumblr-y tumblr

post I’ve ever seen.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[almostangrything]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[perfectlyfreewasteland]

is 30s too late for a career change how to change careers how to become evil sorcerer evil sorcerer salaries evil sorceror indeed dot com

[bimboficationblues]

we all have that one homie whose aphorisms are superficially witty but lack a certain intellectual verve

[ecosystem3]

sign brendan saw last night

[dovv]

post nut clarity does not properly convey the gravity of the pre nut insanity. like truly.

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

come on man

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

[hitmyvape-deactivated20251006]

i love how bad he is at using that pen i’m so obsessed

[hannbl]

[chrollo-tw]

me after I eliminated 21,042 people