Get Jiggy With It

Kate| 19|

[thoodleoo]

the worst part about studying languages is knowing that you will never be nearly as good at it as a literal baby

[what-even-is-thiss]

The only reason babies are better at language learning is because it’s their full time job and they don’t get embarrassed

[what-even-is-thiss]

If you, a teenaged or adult human, wasn’t embarrassed and could study language full time you would learn way faster than a baby.

[sandersstudies]

In my defense, babies receive more positive reinforcement than I do as well. Babies will say ha ba bah dah ba hah and all the adults around them will be like 🤯 really? Wow 😱 that is so interesting 😁 great job! 🤗 and then what happened? 🤔

[computationalcalculator]

also people who are like “I’ve been studying for a year and I only have an eight-year-old’s grasp of the language”:

how long do you think it took the eight-year-old

[princessnijireiki]

wait so trump's twitter got hacked because his password was "maga2020!" but then the hacker didn't even DO anything he was just like "call the white house! he needs better security!" BRO... YOU LET US DOWN BRO

[larktb-archive]

HIS PASSWORD WAS WHAT

[ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122]

What kind of fucking loser hacks the president and doesn’t even do anything funny with that power I’m gonna scream

[diarygirls]

[teratofreak]

Is that a promise?

[overlord-surgeus]

Road trip who’s coming

[catchymemes]

[tell-the-stars-hello]

[drsloppysawbonesmd]

And the words of the prophets were written on the subway walls

[jakemorph]

I don’t think enough retellings of the Cain and Abel story make note of the fact that nobody had ever been killed or even died before when it happened. Cain had no idea beating his brother to death could possibly be a bad thing

[jakemorph]

Cain really did fuck around and find out

[nyanbinyuri]

cain: hey i wonder what’d happen if i hit abel over the head with this rock

abel: *just fucking drops like a sack of hammers*

cain:

[thechronicleofshe]

God watching Cain invent murder and preparing to go downstairs to get lied to:

[circespigfarm]

[crittizen]

The look on her face when she realizes

[aegri-somnia-vana]

Here’s what they said if you didn’t understand-

Interviewer: What do you think about starting an initiative on campus here at UK, to be more inclusive to women who have penises? So we can put urinals in the womens restroom for them.

Student: Sounds fantastic.

Interviewer: Oh, does it?

Student: Yeah.

Interviewer: What about- Let’s take it one step closer, y'know more- for inclusivity here on campus, but free tampons and pads in the mens restroom for men who have periods?

Student: Sounds great.

Interviewer: Ok- You dont see anything wrong with those statements?

Student: No.

Interviewer: What men do you know with periods?

Student: I generally use- ones like in Willy T* have pads, I use them pretty often.

*(Willy T is the college nickname for their library I’ve heard.)

[lost-clause]

I attend this school and I can confirm 2 things. Yes, our big library is indeed called Willy T AND the day that this stank bitch came to campus everyone was losing their MINDS and kept walking by in hopes of getting chosen to call her out. Immaculate.

[thehausghosts]

is 3 fingers too much

not at all! most people have 10 :)

[programmerhumour]

Funny how that works

[ferrousferrule]

I am so pleased at how many notes are some version of “I don’t fear the science, I fear the corporations who control it” because that is EXACTLY the attitude you should have. GMOs can save us. Monsanto will kill us.

[brunhiddensmusings]

what people fear about GMO- ‘theyre gonna make frankencarrots that crave human flesh and cause diarrhea ’ what GMO actually is- ‘we made rice crop that is both drought resistant and flood resistant which will prevent about 20% of major famine disasters, also it now makes vitamin A because vitamin A deficiency in poverty stricken areas is a major killer of kids as most vitamin A rich foods dont grow there’ what people SHOULD be upset about- ‘i made all crops sterile so all farmers have to buy the seed from me in perpetuity and i will sue anyone who tries to go back to crops that produce their own seed’

[aniseandspearmint]

^^^ THIS

[pacificrim-archive]

black mirror: ough ough ough technology bad

twilight zone: what if Bigfoot was harassing william shitner from the outside of a plane

[caveangelascendant]

hey as a heads up there are people fucking in the notes

[scuzer-deactivated20230916]

owls are bullshit and here’s why

[pychopath]

@dubydoods

[unknownowlthing-deactivated2025]

this is what an owl looks like without feathers 

look at it.

its like it came from the labyrinth.

[scuzer-deactivated20230916]

thanks! i hate it

[teenagerposts]

How do I unsee this

[utopians]

that uniquely american cultural drive to preserve the corpse after death…. utterly horrid I tell you

[utopians]

embalming as standard practice… ‘protective caskets’… waterproof burial vaults… folks there is no fucking point

[utopians]

not to go all Anti Capitalist here but like. making people feel like they’ve ‘failed’ their dead loved ones if they don’t put their chemically preserved corpses in a multi-thousand dollar hermetically sealed vault is absolutely fucking ghoulish the whole industry is built around taking advantage of grieving families. like it’s such a morbid topic but for real normalize decay… normalize the idea that a corpse, while an incredibly important thing, is temporary and isn’t meant to exist forever… normalize the transience of the body… also fuck every person who’s ever tried to wring money out of a grieving person by convincing them to by a fucking. waterproof burial vault. man

[whitepeopletwitter]

Can I please get a new nurse?

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

how is this a universal experience?

[tasteslikecoconutandmetal]

male high school bullies: become cops

female high school bullies: become nurses

[forgamers]

[swingsetindecember]

peter parker will never escape nyc transit 

[ratfuck]

hey that place was in Madagascar

[whitepeopletwitter]

[jaspertheshark]

The thread attached

[ofskfe]

A survivor drags a former concentration camp guard by the hair while American troops look on at the newly liberated Dora-Mittelbau concentration camp, April 1945.

[klezmish]

Why do we never see these photos, only photos of helpless starving people? Why are Jews only depicted as helpless and sniveling? Why is despair the only Jewish emotion that gets shown, not anger or strength or determination or joy?

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

I want everyone to see this.

[diarygirls]

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