Oh! Me Too!

Currently obsessed with Greg Davies and Taskmaster. Also all about philinda and GSR. I'm really into spreading love and cheer :) I write a bit and sketch a bit, all for fun.

[supergameboytwo]

LIFE HACK: you can hit a strawberry with a hammer and you won't BELIEVE what happens next!

[supergameboytwo]

you MIGHT BELIEVE what happens next!

[veerletakino]

WELP

[arsnof]

I don't BELIEVE what happened next!

[theweirdwideweb]

[thatnordicguy]

anchorage lol

repeat urgent request more diphtheria antitoxin lol

nome in grave danger lol

please help lol

[solongfranklloydwright]

the french beatles

[solongfranklloydwright]

jean, paul, george, et ringeaux

[solongfranklloydwright]

[myceliyolk]

reminder that "allies welcome" was once secret code for "those not out yet can still participate without putting themselves at risk", and for those who aren't out yet to comfortably exist in these spaces you have to let allies exist in those spaces too.

[meeks-peaks]

this is also important for queer people who don't know anyone else there. let them bring their friend, even if the friend is cishet. many would rather not go at all, rather than go somewhere alone.

[teaboot]

Few wars are won without allies

[senatortedcruz]

My secret is that my wife was in an extremely bad period in her life when she entered into a contest for knitting supplies. She loved knitting as a teenager and wanted to get back into it as an adult, but felt like we couldn't afford it. She wouldn't buy anything, and wouldn't let me get anything for her because it would be "a waste of money." So when she got an email from a knitting newsletter she followed talking about the contest, she entered and won third place - a little basic kit that got her excited to start and started pulling her out of her dark place.

This is when you go "aha. You cheeky devil. Did you cheat slmehow? Is that your secret?" But no. My secret is, I faked it all. I created a fake knitting blog, and sent it to her as "something I found." I ran it for a few months talking about made up craft projects with photos off the internet and things. Then I faked the contest, sold some of my possessions to buy the "prize" and let her win. Six months later I stopped posting and she didn't even notice. She still talks about that prize she won as turning her life around, and she'll never know I invented the whole thing.

Now this is some real lover shit!!!

[bgm05]

wow players having to stand in lines for a quest because a relevant npc can only talk to one player at a time. is the funniest image on the planet

[bgm05]

i need to correct this: wow classic doesn’t have any npcs that can only talk to one player at a time. these lines actually formed for a quest npc that players had to kill to complete the objective. knowing that i think this image is even funnier.

[thediscossessed]

Literally this

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

My favourite is the guy saying, “This is like being at the dmv”

[weaver-z]

It's really funny to take Spanish with people from different Spanish-speaking countries, because the ones from South American countries are like "Yeah no one uses vosotros, we don't know what it's doing here" and the ones from Europe are like "If you don't give our beloved second-person plural its due respect, the Hounds will find you"

[breadcunt]

Why would they speak spanish in europe

[weaver-z]

Spain.......

[princeofnerds]

[queer-cosette]

I love how tumblr is full of people who aren’t afraid to hang around on the bottom rung of the moron ladder. You make me feel better about every stupid thing I’ve ever done in my life including the time I glued fake moustaches to my eyebrows.

[bloodstained-butterfly]

are we gonna skip past port o' rico

[drifting-blue]

wonderful pair of posts on the dash tonight

[maryoliveoil]

This is so fucking funny

[rosemaryslullaby]

[catsbeaversandducks]

[daily-spooky]

[discords-morgan]

Okay but like. I personally could not resist walking through there. How do you NOT. it's a hole in the woods?? How do you NOT want to go over there???? Insane???

[saijspellhart]

Logically, I know its a portal to the Fae realm. But I am powerless to resist, as the Fae intended.

[books-bread-and-brigandage]

*Looks at my life* "Ok so I'm the Fae's problem now? Cool."

[naamahdarling]

Brother you couldn't keep me outta there.

[toastoat]

“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”

[ironicbaking]

i thought this was me at first and i was really confused

[toastoat]

omg hi

[cinnamonfreckles5]

WE’RE MULTIPLYING

[jetliners]

uhhhhhhh

[boota]

hey

[movedtowerescientist]

I FINALLY FOUND IT

[bristolbrane-deactivated2020061]

Found what?

[movedtowerescientist]

This Legendary post

[pumpedupscribbles-deactivated20]

This post is a gem and you have to reblog it or else you lose it

[personano133-deactivated2019060]

Someone confirm that these are all different people.

[gayfaggot-deactivated20210126]

it’s here it’s on my dash!!

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[minyicho]

starting a collection of my favourite AO3 author’s notes

honourable mentions

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[evilasiangenius]

so's the truck :D

[kosmogrl]

[tropiyas]

[whimsical-laboratory-tragedy]

[anaconda-creates]

WAIT THIS WAS YOU

I SAW THIS EARLIER AND ASSUMED IT WAS JUST ONE OF THOSE VIRAL LIL COMICS THAT EVERYBODY PASSES AROUND

I JUST NOW SAW THE NOTES, WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERES LESS THAN 4K

[anonymousvillain]

get to to 4k notes