dramatic opening shot

pluto, 30+, they/them

[blueblue73]

a greggy

[crabanarchy]

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

[crabanarchy]

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

you sad little pervert

im happy big & sexually normal

[aropride]

[jimmyhoffathecat]

Used the flash to see what all the fucking noise was about

[outofcontexttm]

don’t know who i’d rather be here

[sombradusk]

auhh

[sharingsweaters]

i think i’ll let this clip speak for itself

[do-you-have-a-flag]

the way that this taskmaster fanedit by tiktok user poggers8002 has taken over any associations i might have for the song casual by chappell roan. just greg davies and alex horne holding hands and spinning around in my mind while miss roan sings KNEE DEEP IN THE PASSENGER SEAT AND YOU'RE EATING ME OUTTTTTTT

[eesttm]

"Naughty boys."

The Horne Section Podcast

[haredjarris]

dumbfounded by truth by undergroundpluto

During a recording, Alex airs some personal truths. Greg runs for his dressing room. Alex follows him.

Please read my amazing partner @plutoshark's first foray into Taskmaster RPF in this excellent new fic featuring Greg's bisexual awakening, Alex being, well, Alex, and a clandestine blowjob.

It was a pleasure and honour to beta this, baby! I love you more than Alex Horne loves being a freak on national television.

[nohoperadio]

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*

[marrewis]

Hyperfixation hits hard

[everydaylouie]

🫖 For 2️⃣

[haredjarris]

@plutoshark babe wake up it’s the little computer from Hello World!!!!!!!!!

[torturelabyrinth]

(becoming disoriented) They should put thomas cromwell in heated rivalry season 2

[knightsickness]

armand being a dubai real estate mogul with an obvious aesthetic predilection towards rick owens and balenciaga is significantly less defensible than any of the other stuff he did. ‘he murdered claudia and manipulated louis for years’ god forbid an evil vampire in the gothic horror show do anything. ‘armand would own a cybertruck’ you know i cant defend him on that

[abelko]

found you