Pod Together

Welcome to pod_together, pod_together is a multifandom, multimedia challenge where writers and podficcers create together—the writer creating text specifically intended for audio, and the podficcer creating the audio. Rules, FAQ, and sign-ups are on our dreamwidth. Works created from previous years of this challenge can be found in our AO3 collection. Icon and banner by reena_jenkins.

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Pod-together is a fandom fest where writers and podficcers create together—the writer creating text specifically intended for audio, and the podficcer creating the audio. If that sounds fun to you, sign-ups are open until June 13th! You can find instructions to sign up, rules, and FAQ at the dreamwidth site linked in our bio.

Sign-ups come in two flavors. If you would like the mods to match you with someone with similar fandom interests, sign up for Matchmaker Sign-Ups. If you would like to sign up with a partner, we also have Group Sign-Ups.

Writing is due July 26th, and podfic is due August 23rd. The minimum length for pod-together projects is 1000 words or 10 minutes of audio.

This is our 16th year running this challenge, and participants usually have a ton of fun and create amazing stuff, with everything from the typical style of fannish stories to submissions with filk, poetry, found footage/audio drama, sound effects, massive multi-voice collaborations, full-cast musicals, immersive soundscapes, playable games, and multiple languages.

If you’re on the fence and have questions, or want to try to scout a group before signing up, we have a section of our Discord open just for that. You can find a link to the Discord in the sign-up post on our dreamwidth!

Visit the Dreamwidth linked in our bio for more details!

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Signups are now open for Voiceteam Mystery Box 2025!

Voiceteam Mystery Box is a two-week mini spinoff of Voiceteam to wrap up the holiday season and start the new year! Starting on December 27th, we will announce two new point-earning challenges per day for five days. All ten challenges will remain open until 11:59 PM UTC January 8th. Once all the challenges have closed, the team with the highest score wins!

Check out the info post, and if you're interested there's a link at the bottom to where you can sign up!

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Reminder that sign-ups for Voiceteam Mystery Box close today, and the Discord opens 24 hours after that. We're excited to see you all there! (And if you'd like to sign up but haven't done so yet, make sure to do it quickly!)

[lilolilyr]

My projects for this year's @pod-together :D

Smooth Sharks (Good Omens)

... as you might be able to tell, was very heavily inspired by a certain genre of tumblr post xD written and recorded by yours truly!

It's a 2k / 15min, rated G podcast conversation between Crowley and Aziraphale from Good Omens.

Night and Day (Poirot)

... was written by septemberbells and recorded by me :)

It's a 3k / 21min rated T podfic about Poirot and Hastings getting together during a new case of theirs!

Fascinating Knowledge (Warehouse 13)

... was mainly written by lavendelhummel and recorded by the both of us, with a cameo from pezzax as Claudia!

It's a 2k / 13min rated G podcast conversation between Myka Bering and Helena G. Wells.

it's what you do when you love someone (Merlin)

... I voiced Morgause in this multivoice project written by withhardshipease and edited by applesapling! Mine's just a small part in the fourth chapter (Ao3 chapter 5), the entire thing is over an hour long.

The story is an epistolary retelling of Merlin, 'where fate is a touch kinder than it once was'.

Thank you for the music (Warehouse 13)

... was written by lavendelhummel, and recorded multipod style, I voiced chapter 13 about Helena and Christina, singing 'slipping through my fingers'.

In the fic, the Warehouse crew gets stuck in the world of Mamma Mia because of, you guessed it, an artifact!

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For the weekend jamfest, I've also listened to around twenty podfics with a total of over 9h audio, you can find them and other podfics I liked in my Ao3 bookmarks under the tag 'listened'!

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Thank you to the event mods for organizing this every year, you are awesome!

[presidenthades]

Shameless plug for some audio fanworks I was collaborating on this summer!

I participated in an event called @pod-together for the first time. Essentially, a writer and a podficcer get together to write/record a fanwork that is intended to be published in audio format.

I originally signed up to only do one fanwork, but I ended up doing some pinch hits, so I collabed on a total of three fanworks for PT!

The Diary of a Ship Cook in Unwilling Service to Captain Jack Sparrow

This is an epistolary format fic told from the POV of an OC ship cook who originally serves under Norrington in the Navy but somehow ends up tagging along with Jack and Will during Curse of the Black Pearl. @venbeth did an excellent job with the narration! He really captured how matter-of-fact the ship cook is when being kidnapped and confronting undead pirates…but then gets really huffy and emotional about food and good manners.

Today on HUNTR/X Number One Podcast: Are the Saja Boys demons???

This one is locked to AO3 users only, so you'll need to be logged into your AO3 account to read/listen/view it. A HUNTR/X fan who runs a podcast/podvid notices something fishy about HUNTR/X and the Saja Boys, so she starts to wonder…could the Saja Boys be demons??? (Nobody believes her because that's a crazy conspiracy theory, ahahahahaha. The Saja Boys are demons? Pffffft.) @annapods did a great job with acting, both physically and vocally! I also loooooove how she edited the sound effects at the very end…which I won't go into detail about, because spoilers. 👀

The two above were my pinch hits. This last one was my main PT project, the whole reason I signed up in the first place. It ended up being something of a behemoth, but I am so excited about it!

La Meowpera: A Tragedy In Three Acts

As you might surmise from the title, it's an opera…about cats! I would say the genre falls into the tragicomedy category; it's kind of a parody of grand opera, but it is also, as the title says, a tragedy. Very tropey, very soap opera-y.

And the music is AMAZING. There is a full cast of people singing the entire time, and they're all really damn good at it. There is original music scored by @farkenshnoffingottom. There is a Greek chorus narrating what happens. All the dialogue is sung/spoken entirely in "meows."

It's basically Crack Treated Seriously. The original premise sounds ridiculous, but everyone worked SUPER HARD on it! I am blown away by all the singers' performances. They were doing voice acting AND singing at the same time.

The whole thing is an hour long, but it's split into 3 chapters that are about 20 minutes each. I really hope you guys will give it a listen!

Cover art below made by me! 😻

[pod-together]

Do you like listening to cool fannish audio projects and leaving encouraging comments? Been meaning to check out Pod-Together 2025 works that you haven't gotten around to yet? Want a chance to potentially earn the prize of getting comments on your own work? And being part of a weekend of celebrating these fanworks by showering them with attention and love? Pod-Together Weekend Jamfest is a weekend where we listen to works from the Pod-Together 2025 collection, track our total listening time and comments on a handy spreadsheet, and (if you want to) hang out in the Pod-Together Discord to chat with each other while we do it. Pod-Together works are especially fun to listen to, because they are projects that were specifically written to be audio projects, and there are all sorts of cool creations that groups have made with that prompt, including audio dramas, musicals, interactive games, and more! (Plus plenty of normal podfics that are just especially well-suited to the talents and interests of the person who created the audio.) If you want to join in, come to the Pod-Together Discord or send a message to me (podklb) on Tumblr and I'll send you the link to the spreadsheet so you can add yourself to it. We'd love to see you there!

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Jamfest is going well, with 17 active participants so far, 65 hours of pod-togethers listened to so far, and 182 comments left so far. But my dreams are MUCH bigger, so if there is anybody on the fence about joining in, or someone who has some free time this weekend and is looking for something to do, I would be so thrilled for you to jump in! My dream is for this to be SUCH a good weekend for waking up to new comments and kudos for pod-together 2025 participants, and the more people who participate in Jamfest, the more that will be the case!

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Jamfest has ended, and here are our final stats! This year, we had 28 participants who collectively listened to 149 hours, 4 minutes, and 46 seconds of Pod-Together 2025 audio and left 518 comments! Amazing job, everyone!

[pod-together]

Do you like listening to cool fannish audio projects and leaving encouraging comments? Been meaning to check out Pod-Together 2025 works that you haven't gotten around to yet? Want a chance to potentially earn the prize of getting comments on your own work? And being part of a weekend of celebrating these fanworks by showering them with attention and love? Pod-Together Weekend Jamfest is a weekend where we listen to works from the Pod-Together 2025 collection, track our total listening time and comments on a handy spreadsheet, and (if you want to) hang out in the Pod-Together Discord to chat with each other while we do it. Pod-Together works are especially fun to listen to, because they are projects that were specifically written to be audio projects, and there are all sorts of cool creations that groups have made with that prompt, including audio dramas, musicals, interactive games, and more! (Plus plenty of normal podfics that are just especially well-suited to the talents and interests of the person who created the audio.) If you want to join in, come to the Pod-Together Discord or send a message to me (podklb) on Tumblr and I'll send you the link to the spreadsheet so you can add yourself to it. We'd love to see you there!

[pod-together]

Jamfest is going well, with 17 active participants so far, 65 hours of pod-togethers listened to so far, and 182 comments left so far. But my dreams are MUCH bigger, so if there is anybody on the fence about joining in, or someone who has some free time this weekend and is looking for something to do, I would be so thrilled for you to jump in! My dream is for this to be SUCH a good weekend for waking up to new comments and kudos for pod-together 2025 participants, and the more people who participate in Jamfest, the more that will be the case!

[pod-together]

Do you like listening to cool fannish audio projects and leaving encouraging comments? Been meaning to check out Pod-Together 2025 works that you haven't gotten around to yet? Want a chance to potentially earn the prize of getting comments on your own work? And being part of a weekend of celebrating these fanworks by showering them with attention and love? Pod-Together Weekend Jamfest is a weekend where we listen to works from the Pod-Together 2025 collection, track our total listening time and comments on a handy spreadsheet, and (if you want to) hang out in the Pod-Together Discord to chat with each other while we do it. Pod-Together works are especially fun to listen to, because they are projects that were specifically written to be audio projects, and there are all sorts of cool creations that groups have made with that prompt, including audio dramas, musicals, interactive games, and more! (Plus plenty of normal podfics that are just especially well-suited to the talents and interests of the person who created the audio.) If you want to join in, come to the Pod-Together Discord or send a message to me (podklb) on Tumblr and I'll send you the link to the spreadsheet so you can add yourself to it. We'd love to see you there!

[pod-together]

Party Favors 2025

The Day the Earth Stood Still (Arashi (Band)) written by KitKaos, performed by daisydiversions, KitKaos, TimeWizardPodfics, masked_madness, and bluedreaming, audio edited by Avanie Summary: "It’s been three days and several hours since the blackout. A few hospitals have finally gotten stable emergency operations going with the help of the Self-Defense Forces, but do prepare for a long wait. Any and all civilian electricity is still down. So if you hear this, people, sit tight, look out for each other and stay safe out there!"

in the bag (Mamamoo) written by resistate, performed by the24thkey Summary: ‘I want you to help me make a video,’ said Yongsun. ‘What kind of video?’ said Byulyi. It was obvious what kind, based on all the figure skating equipment on the table, but Byulyi wanted to hear what Yongsun had to say. Especially since this was the first time she’d said anything about any of this.

Dancing with the devil [text, audio] (Kuroshitsuji | Black Butler) written by Big_bunbun, performed by GarlicKip

....Captain Rogers can text? (Marvel Cinematic Universe) written by vamprav, performed by wjgravity Summary: What if Steve actually texted Tony for help rather than, you know, going radio silent and dumping thousands of national secrets all over the internet?

Please Please Fall In Love (陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)) written and performed by nonplussed Summary: Opening Theme Song for the Visual Novel Gusu Summer Camp: A Dating Sim - Expanded Edition

Walk Back To Me (魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)) written and performed by nonplussed Summary: Will you walk, Will you walk, Will you walk back to me We were the twin prides of Yunmeng You and me

AUTOMATON TAKEOVER !! (LEGO Ninjago (Cartoon 2011-2022)) written by VyeeDoesWrite, performed by legonerd Summary: Zane is a human– the others are not. That's just how life is.

Fifty Ways to Peeve Your Brother (Sherlock (TV)) written by ChrisCalledMeSweetie, performed by GhostOfNuggetsPast Summary: Sherlock wants to annoy Mycroft. John wants the same...and more.

Today on HUNTR/X Number One Podcast: Are the Saja Boys demons??? (KPop Demon Hunters (2025)) written by PresidentHades, performed by Annapods Summary: A HUNTR/X podcaster talks about her newest conspiracy theory: The Saja Boys are demons! It sounds crazy, but hear her out.

Blankets and beddings (The Iliad - Homer) written by GwenChan, performed by SerenaEW, GwenChan, ivylaughed, lyraonyx, Bubbleskat, farkenshnoffingottom, blackglass, and septemberbells Summary: The Trojans prepare for the siege

[podfic + fic] the skating rink (Perfect Days (Movie 2023)) written by resistate, performed by Jellyfishgalaxies Summary: It wasn’t a real skating rink.

Magnum Opus (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) written by writerproblem193, performed by horchata Summary: Jadzia is perhaps drunk and also a musical prodigy. Sisko will definitely appreciate her new magnum opus.

A Celebration That is Definitely Not a Birthday Celebration (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) written by RisalSoran, performed by BardicRaven Summary: Garak knew that Humans celebrated the anniversary of their respective days of birth. He had observed Humans express disappointment if their respective birthdays had been 'forgotten' -by which some meant no one had offered them a congratulatory greeting upon the occasion, and others meant that no one had offered them a 'birthday celebration'. Yet he also knew that Julian did not enjoy celebrating his birthday, or being reminded of his birthday in any way. That was a problem. Garak did not know the solution - but perhaps he could come up with one.

Sunrise in the Arboretum (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) written by RisalSoran, performed by BardicRaven Summary: Garak invites Julian to join him in the Arboretum early in the morning. Julian agrees - but Garak didn't tell him why he wanted them to meet there so early. Julian hopes to find out the reason.

Yaatree: Education (Original Work) written by BardicRaven, performed by BardicRaven, KitKaos, and OneGoldenRaptor

Pluto and Charon (Star Trek: Voyager) written by AdmiredDisorder, performed by idella Summary: Something in the way she leans against the cushions, the light catching her hair, makes him wonder about that sense he's had, from the moment he saw her, that he knew her from somewhere. Not truly, more like she's someone he'd passed on the street, or had waited in the same lobby with. Perhaps they'd shared a transport once. Sat together...

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Filk Broken Telephone 2025

We highly recommend listening to these by starting with the first work in each chain and going in order!

Chain 1

[filk] tridentari girl (The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir) written and performed by olive2read Summary: Coronabeth is a Tridentari Girl in an Undying World set to Aqua's Barbie Girl

Gideon Is On the Menu (The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir) written and performed by minnabird Summary: Eat! Look at the feast I've laid out for you. No fancy forks, it's girl dinner so just open wide.

Pass It On Over (Dice Punks (Podcast)) written and performed by PodbyDenois Summary: Lyssa unleashes Mavia to deal with a specific Nobilis problem, and shares the benefits with her companions.

Hunger as a Metaphor (Fandom - Fandom) written by klb and rockinhamburger, performed by klb Summary: A filk about the strange relationship between us fans and the objects of our fannish affections. To the tune of "Illness as a Metaphor" by Michael Friedman, from the musical Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson.

My Blorbo (Fandom - Fandom, Multi-Fandom) written and performed by Ceewelsh Summary: The highs and lows of having a blorbo

Chain 2

Destiel is Canon (Now) (Supernatural (TV 2005)) written and performed by Elle_dubs Summary: Destiel Day memorialized in the best way I know how

NurseyDex Forever (Check Please! (Webcomic)) written and performed by ChaosKiro Summary: NurseyDex propaganda set to classic Danish rock like it was always meant to be.

Binge, Scroll, Read (Fandom - Fandom) written by and performed by esbielle Summary: A filk about the phases of fandom experience, based on personal experience. Set to "Sayonakidori" by Band Maid.

This Fandom Doesn't Write (Fandom - Fandom) written and performed by Wereflamingo Summary: A filk to the tune of This Town Gets Around by Margo Price, complaining about how some of my favorite canons have active fandoms, but no fic.

Write My Way Out (No Fandom, Hamilton - Miranda) written and performed by contritecactite and MimiHylea

Chain 3

as i roved out [dybbuk version] (The Forbidden Book - Sacha Lamb) written and performed by septemberbells Summary: Dybbuks, demons, and angels to be found when roving out in Esrog!

Criminal Minds - Filk - Pink Pony Club (Criminal Minds (US TV)) written and performed by hurricanearia

Teacher, student, friend (Naruto (Anime & Manga)) written by Big_bunbun, performed by AppleSapling

Sunny Afternoon?? (Fandom - Fandom) written and performed by mahons_ondine Summary: After Happily Ever After, now with Therapy~

Golden (陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù) written by irrationalpie, performed by nonplussed Summary: Up, up, up With arms open Lifting each other and holdin' Gonna be, gonna be golden

Cam, Can We Please Go to the Beach? (The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir) written and performed by horchata Summary:

Cam, can we please go to the beach Just a little dip in Please can I go swimmin’ I promise if we go that I’ll eat One whole entire egg Or mush down to the dregs

Nona asks to go float with the jellies to the tune of "Light A Roman Candle With Me" by FUN.

Chain 4

Carry on my Wayward Writer (Filk - Fandom, No Fandom) written and performed by Dr_Fumbles_McStupid Summary: Your fic was almost done, but then those darned plot bunnies came along

Soon May a Captain Come (Time to Orbit: Unknown - Derin Edala) written and performed by Mousek Summary: What I imagine Aspen singing as they work alone on the ship, adding verses as time goes on.

Two Fireflies (어쩌면 해피엔딩 - Aronson/박 | Maybe Happy Ending - Aronson/Park) written and performed by ShakespeareStoleMyURL Summary:Picture this Sparkling sky Darkest night filled with creatures so bright Little robots fly by Find out where they’re going a ballad of Oliver telling their story to Claire without her remembering it's about them

Wild (The Wild Robot (2024)) written and performed by R2C2 Summary: Wild [adjective]: living or growing in the natural environment, not controlled or touched by humans.

Robot (Fandom For Robots - Vina Jie-Min Prasad) written and performed by wilfriede0815 Summary: A filk about Computron and personhood and how he doesn't have any feelings, that's impossible.

D.U.M.B. (The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells) written and performed by bluegeekEM Summary: Humans are just... A Murderbot Diaries filk set to the Nat King Cole version of "L.O.V.E.'

Chain 5

Not Kore (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore) written and performed by legonerd Summary: The starting theme is supernatural.

Cantilena Mysteriosa (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore) written and performed by SerenaEW Summary: How do you worship a deity who is not to be named? OR: a classical music filk loosely exploring the Eleusinian Mysteries.

Che si puo fare - What can you do? (Original Work) written and performed by Mangacat Summary: The voices of worship reach the heavens and they never stop - but what if You cannot reach back?

A Lament For The Jedi (Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types) written and performed by farkenshnoffingottom Summary: A lament for the Jedi as Order 66 goes out

A filk set to Luigi Pozzi's lament "Così dal lungo sangue sparso"

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Pod-Together Day 10 Reveals 2025

Blank Slate (魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)) written by Alwritey87, performed by pass_the_salt Summary: "I can't blame him." Wei Wuxian finished lamely. "If he wasn't the most perfect husband in the world, no way would he have known who it was." "I recognized you." Jiang Cheng nudged him. "First, by the way." "You thought every demonic cultivator was me for like what, thirteen years?" But he couldn't deny it. Somehow, the make-up, the act, the new body, hadn't been enough to hide behind. Jiang Cheng had known. Or how, after a year, Wei Wuxian finally has time to think about what it really means to be in a stranger's body.

Happy Ever After (The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Hawkeye (Marvel Comics)) written by 42donotpanic, performed by 429_CarCrash Summary: Clint Barton liked his Soulmark. It meant that he didn't have to worry about dating--and relationships failing, because he always had the excuse that they weren't meant to last. But... Maybe he had been wrong about that all along, because that new regular really was cute... --- Bucky Barnes didn't care about his Soulmark. He was going to find his Soulmate sooner or later, but that didn't mean he had to waste the time in between waiting around. Right now, he had moved back to his home town, down one arm and his bike, and he sure wasn't going to let his life get ruined any more than that. --- OR: A Story about how Clint found his Happy Ever After long before he found his soulmate.

Hoid's Spectacular (and entirely accurate) Puppet Portrayal of the Lord Ruler's Defeat (Mistborn - Brandon Sanderson, Cosmere - Brandon Sanderson) written by BubblesKat, performed by DragonSaphiraReads Summary: Come one, come all! Come, gather round and witness the spectacular (and entirely accurate) story of how the Ascendant Warrior killed the Lord Ruler, told by the magnificent puppeteer Hoid! “And his decently good sidekick!”

A Bit on the Mild Side (Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types) written by nemorps, performed by Elle_dubs Summary: When Peter first hooked up with Deadpool, he had a feeling he was in for a wild ride, and he'd been right. Deadpool was absurd, and there really didn't seem to be any kink that was off the table. They'd done everything from food porn to bondage to bladder extension. Deadpool wanted to try it all, and Peter was game. So it was with a hefty bout of confidence that Peter approached his partner one evening and said low into Wade's ear from behind, "I want to try something new." OR Peter wants to try sex with his powers, then decides maybe he doesn't want to do that. Wade helps him figure out why.

GUMSHOE (전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong) written by timegoesby, performed by mistynrisky Summary: A hard-boiled detective, a distraught dame with an odd problem, and a mastermind behind the scenes — together, they'll work to assemble a little mystery where nothing is quite as it seems.

[Sub Scenario - Embedded Narrative has started.]

Thank You For The Music [text, audio] (Warehouse 13) written by Lavendelhummel, performed by blackglass, Flowerparrish, klb, Lavendelhummel, and lilolilyrae Summary: Helena likes singing ABBA lovesongs to Myka. Post-series, post-marriage, post-working through everything, she does so at breakfast. Certain witnesses to that occurrence call for a Mamma Mia movie night. But they are still associated to the warehouse… and the warehouse tries its hand at ABBA-meddling (pun intended). I don’t think you need to know the movie to understand, but it might be more fun ;)

Journey to Points Camp (Fandom-Fandom), Pay Attention To Me (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine), and Slashing Our Shows! (Fandom-Fandom) written by Aether, performed by horchatapods Summary: A trio of filks

The Disappearance of Robin Buckley (Stranger Things (TV 2016), Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV)) written by flipflop_diva, performed by reena_jenkins Summary: They were supposed to sign a simple NDA and put the whole Russian bunker incident behind them. But that is not at all what happened to Nancy Wheeler and Robin Buckley.

Audiophile (Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King) written by SweetPollyOliver and redtailedhawk90, performed by SweetPollyOliver and redtailedhawk90 Summary: Lydia never expected to meet her favourite audio erotica creator by accidentally clocking him at work. But then, nothing about Lawrence was expected.

La Meowpera: A Tragedy In Three Acts (No Fandom, Original Work) written by PresidentHades, performed by mybelleclochette, farkenshnoffingottom, SerenaEW, septemberbells, horchata, minnabird, AppleSapling, and Gavilan Summary: An emotional, heart-wrenching, meowsical experience that will have you weeping into your bowl of Fancy Feast! Come listen to the tragic tail of Madame Pawletta, a former opera star who finds herself facing her greatest rival yet…her own kitten, Catterina! What will Pawletta do when her own daughter receives more admeowration than she ever did? What on earth is that orange tom doing caterwauling beneath Catterina’s balcony? Will the mysterious butler Clawdio ever speak more than just one “meow” at a time? (AKA a parody of grand opera, with a complete musical cast and written lyrics so you can read along while listening.)

Five Times Eddie Stops Steve From Getting Them Axe Murdered and the One Time He Doesn’t (Stranger Things (TV 2016)) written by Artaxlivs, performed by N0Connections, amanita_fierce, Schittposting, patientanxiety, wi22iou, and steddiestories Summary: Everyone knows that summer camp staff cannot drink, do drugs or have sex. Do you want to get axe murdered? Because that's how you get axe murdered, Steve.

secret symphonies [text, audio] (แค่เพื่อนครับเพื่อน | Bad Buddy: the Series (TV)) written by becomingabeing, performed by ineedtodomylaundry Summary: Pa was fifteen when her bond manifested. It was late and she was huddled under the covers, sneakily reading manga on her phone when it happened. The first notes of music were almost inaudible, a melody whispered into the night and carried by the breeze. The realisation was immediate. This was no ordinary music—it came not from the outside, but from within Pa. It was soulbond music.

Gusu Summer Camp: A Dating Sim - Expanded Edition (陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)) written by nonplussed and daisydiversions, performed by XxMiserySmilesxX, semperfiona, sunkitten_shash, KeriArentikai, kisahawklin, nonplussed, LadyEn, ImpureLily, Gavilan, and Wonderlandian_Geek Summary:

Will Jiang Cheng find a date for the lantern lighting festival at the end of Gusu Summer Camp, or will he break Nie Huaisang's and Wei Wuxian's legs first? Play this fully voiced MDZS visual novel to find out! Average playtime: 1-1.5 hours

Now updated with new content!

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Pod-Together Day 9 Reveals 2025

A Homecoming for Robins (Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)) written by DayenuRose, performed by Litra Summary: What started as a simple surveillance case became something so much more when Robin spies Jason Todd stealing tires. The problem--Jason is supposed to be dead! Now Robin is on the much more difficult case to bring Jason home.

Winging Against the Storm (Captain America (Chris Evans Movies), Agent Carter (TV)) written by nineofhearts, performed by Cinnamonbunprotectionagency Summary: Set during WWII, Peggy has joined the WASPs flying planes for her country in the US, while Steve (no-serum) is a ground mechanic for the Army’s airfleet. Steve is stationed at an airfield that Peggy occasionally ferries planes to, creating an opportunity for them to meet one day when Peggy’s plane almost falls out of the sky.

The Apothecary's Self Saving System [text, audio] (人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Anime), 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Manga)) written by XxMiserySmilesxX, performed by MathematicalSparkles Summary: So Shen Yuan is kidnapped and taken to the Inner Huan Hua Palace to serve as an maid just a few months after she FINALLY made it as an apothecary? Excellent. Just excellent! Add in a few murder-mysteries, a whole lot of poison, a gaggle of Ladies in Waiting, and a certain curly-haired eunuch who won't leave her the fuck alone, and it seems she has her work cut out for her. Now for the main issue: keeping her head attached to her neck in the process!

Resonance, or Patrick's Podcast (Schitt's Creek) written by rockinhamburger, performed by Amanita_Fierce Summary:You’re listening to Mind Your Small Business, a podcast to help you with your small business. I’m your host, Patrick. Welcome to the first episode of this show. My husband David says I should start with a “brief biography to help brand myself as a trustworthy source” and if that isn’t good business advice, I don’t know what is.

Patrick starts a podcast about running a small business. His husband is a pretty central figure.

Dispatch from a Hidden War (Animorphs - Katherine A. Applegate) written by Poetry, performed by Talviaamu, Poetry, Bauglamir, horchatapods, redtailedhawk90, AppleSapling, klb, and Aether Summary: After the end of the Andalite-Yeerk War, National Public Radio puts out a news series looking back on the events of a war against Earth that most of the planet never knew about. Today on Dispatch from a Hidden War, we hear about a hidden tragedy that played out one sunny night in the Arctic Circle.

Starwatchers [text, audio] (The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types) written by deliciousblizzardshark, performed by mistbornhero Summary: Lilt: Hi friends, I’m Lilt Feray Chix: And I’m Chix Manro Lilt: and this is Starwatchers, your one-stop source for all Luke Skywalker news, sightings and trivia

“don’t shoot” and other bad ways to meet your soulmate [text, audio] (Marvel Cinematic Universe) written by ziazippy5379, performed by semperfiona Summary: Natasha wanted out, wanted a new life away from Russia. She wanted more control over her life, and the only way she could find with even the slightest chance was by going with the agent known as Hawkeye.

We Still Miss You, Old Friend (Merrily We Roll Along - Sondheim/Furth) written by septemberbells, performed by horchatapods Summary: A few scant months after Gussie followed Frank out of that disastrous interview, she sees Mary in another news studio. She has the completely undignified urge to hiss like the stray cat that drops in at her place no less than once a week for the food she pretends not to feed it, to guard her territory, her career, her life. "I'm the star here," she doesn't say. Lord help her, she thinks it, though.

The Royal Invitation (Disney Theatrical Animated Universe, Frozen (Disney Movies), Beauty and the Beast - All Media Types, Moana (Disney Animated Movies), Aladdin (Disney Animated Movies)) written by flipflop_diva, performed by J0305 Summary:Dear Disney Princesses,

Your presence is humbly requested at a Royal Gathering unlike no other — where royalty can come together to relax, to learn and to lead their kingdoms into the future!

The invitation came without fanfare and without a signer. The actual gathering was even worse.

between the saltwater and the sea-strand (Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005)) written by shadowsong26, performed by Elle_dubs Summary: For a moment, between Zuko’s ship exploding and Iroh finding him on the beach, the world holds its breath.

a memory in the attic (Warehouse 13) written by coffee_and_cardamom, performed by thunder_of_dragons Summary: The Warehouse remembers. Three moments, forgotten in time. Or: Claudia endures.

she likes me for me (Dimension 20 (Web Series)) written by travvymybeloved, performed by Poluche Summary: Fig was no stranger to playing as an adult. She was known for it, really, throwing herself into relationship drama with whatever workforce she could weasel her way into. Jawbone had had so many concerned conversations about it with her. She had just never been herself in an adult relationship, and with the realization that she had an adult life now came the realization that Ayda had been living one already. Fig would hang the stars in the sky for Ayda if given the opportunity. Failing that, for now, she could settle for upgrading them to a proper adult relationship. She had fun with being young, typical teenagers, but she was great at rolling with the punches. Her life had changed, so now her relationship would change. That’s how these things went. She just had to figure out what a proper adult relationship entailed.

'cause dying on your lips is how i wanna go [text, audio] (Our Flag Means Death (TV)) written by shadoweddepths, performed by coveredinbees Summary: Izzy can’t help it if he notices Bonnet sometimes. If his eyes land on the bulge of muscle under Bonnet’s rolled-up sleeves. If he occasionally wonders what it might be like to have those hands on him, those delicate and unscarred hands. If he thinks about the shape of Bonnet’s mouth, the curve of his lips and the particular quirk of his self-satisfied smile. If he just – just looks, sometimes, in ways he should definitely not be looking at his fucking boyfriend’s boyfriend. “I’ve seen the way you look at me,” he says as if he can read Izzy’s mind. “I’ve seen you stare at my mouth.” “You’ve seen jack shit,” Izzy retorts. Like fuck is he going to admit to any of that. “I know what I’ve seen, Israel.” Oh, fuck. The sound of his full name, spoken like that, sends shivers racing down his side. It’s a fight to keep his body in check, to keep himself from visibly reacting. He feels like he’s balanced on the edge of the cliff, still waiting to see which side he’s going to fall down. Like a step in either direction will irrevocably change his life in ways he hasn’t even realized yet.

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Pod-Together Day 8 Reveals 2025

"Your body or mine?" [text, audio] (The Magicians (TV)) written by OfTheDirewolves, performed by Koschei_B Summary: Eliot Waugh got kicked out of Brakebills right after coming back from South which means he wasn't there to greet one Quentin Coldwater. Brakebills Student Quentin Coldwater meets Hedge Witch Eliot Waugh and somehow that makes all the difference

The Lady's Favor (Check Please! (Webcomic)) written by Denois, performed by MistbornHero Summary: Working at least three jobs at the faire doesn't leave a lot of time in Will's schedule, but it's pretty rewarding. Especially when he meets the lovely and serious Lady Isabella and is granted her favor before his job as a tournament knight. Derek only has certain times that he can manage to flirt as a prince of the faire, but he's determined to make it work this time by giving Sir William a special favor before the tournament. Obviously, his plan is flawless and his flirtations will finally work.

The Nomadic Tea Shop (Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005)) written by Burdenedwithpointlesspurpose, performed by thunder_of_dragons Summary: Spending some downtime with Aang, who is very happy to talk about tea with his Uncle, Zuko reflects a bit on how his life has turned out. Sure, it sounds boring and mundane, traveling around the world selling tea, but it’s a simplicity he greatly enjoys. Quite the contrast to being the sitting Fire Lord… and the Avatar’s soulmate. Luckily, there is tea for that, that they can happily share.

and the first time that you kissed me i drank dry the river lethe (Good Omens (TV)) written by shadoweddepths, performed by Elle_dubs Summary: Aziraphale turns his head at just the right moment, just the right angle – and Crawley leans in with just the right intention – that what would have been a friendly peck on the cheek, a perfectly respectable human custom of farewell, turns into – Into a kiss. A real, honest-to-God kiss. It’s – Warm. He discovers that Crawley’s lips are warm and soft and achingly gentle. That he takes a sharp breath when he’s caught by surprise, a puff of air that Aziraphale can feel against his skin. That he leans into the contact, into that brief, tantalizing touch, before his whole body stiffens and he pulls away. five times Aziraphale and Crowley kiss, and the one time it matters

You're Just a Chance I Take to Keep on Dreaming (All For The Game - Nora Sakavic) written by Opalsong, performed by flowerparrish, mistbornhero, opalsong, and Sophie Summary: Jean was gorgeous on his knees. Jeremy had to keep it together and not dissolve into a puddle of gay desire as he taught his ex-Raven switch!teammate that kneeling didn't require pain and came with the promise of boundaries and respect. He didn't expect for Jean to eventually turn the tables on him and show him that Jeremy wasn't really a brat. Just a very gay sub who also needed respect during a scene.

Late shift [text, audio] (Naruto (Anime & Manga)) written by Big_bunbun, performed by AppleSapling Summary: Iruka gets a visitor on his late night shift.

better days (are coming) (山河令 | Word of Honor (TV 2021)) written by coffee_and_cardamom, performed by Gavilan Summary: Grief, Wen Kexing, has discovered, is a funny thing. Oftentimes, it doesn’t look that different from joy. It creeps up on you, quiet and sneaky as an assassin of the Window of Heaven, and then stays there, lying in wait until you are at your most vulnerable. One moment, you’re doing fine, and the next you’re curled up, because there is glass in your throat and you can’t breathe. That is the thing about turning your grief into revenge. What do you do when it’s over? When you’ve killed them all, and the only person left standing is you? Or: Wen Kexing, and Zhou Zishu through the years.

Stuck in the Middle With You (Supernatural (TV 2005)) written by darali_starscream, jinkieswouldyoulookatthis, and Sam_Is_My_Safe_Word, performed by talltalesandbedtimestories Summary: Sam and Dean have been told, time and time again, that they argue like an old married couple. It used to bother them. But when you spend your life with someone, regardless of who that someone is, you’re bound to have disagreements about things like money—how you get it and what you spend it on. Here are three little moments over the years when money was an issue and how priorities change when you learn to accept and appreciate what you’ve got.

A Picnic in the Arboretum (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) written by RisalSoran, performed by BardicRavenReads Summary: Garak has finished his work for the day; his feline companion, Jade, has made it clear that she does not want him to begin the next day's work; and Julian has stopped by with a most ... interesting ... suggestion: that the two of them participate in the rather ridiculous human tradition of packing food merely to eat it out-of-doors while sitting on the floor. Yet perhaps bringing food to eat while one happens to be out-of-doors for the purpose of participating in another activity - such as walking through a garden and caring for its plants - even if it were someone silly to do while the 'outdoor' location is merely a simulation of such a location - may not be such a silly idea, after all ... and even it is, participating in such an activity because one's ... dear Doctor wishes to do so may not be such a bad idea at all.

The Apple of Knowledge (Batman (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), Batman - All Media Types) written by Dokuhan, performed by NotBatman52 Summary: Ra's made Tim an offer he couldn't refuse, and it backfired on him as expected. It's even worse when the family finds out.

Smoke and Mirrors (Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling) written by cardoon, performed by mangotart_reads Summary: The Mirror of Erised is a powerful tool, and Dumbledore wields it deftly, using the haunting image of Lily's eyes to guilt Severus first into forgiving, and then befriending, Lily's son. But soon, that very same mirror may drive Snape and Harry apart. When it appears in an unused classroom, both Snape and Harry are determined to have it to themselves. But who will win that argument -- who has a stronger claim to Lily's gaze? And will their relationship survive the conflict?

Clorox as a Love Language (방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS) written by strangecobwebs, performed by celli Summary: Hoseok tossed his bag on the floor and put his (empty, broken) travel mug on his desk. He carefully pulled off his dripping wet coat so he didn't splatter raindrops all over his monitors and desk, and hung it on the hook on the back wall of his cube. Once that was done, he stood directly in front of his chair (if this chair rolled out from under him during his little fit, he might actually cry) and dropped down into it with an audible, "Hmph," and a pout. Yoongi was picking up something from the printer that sat right outside Hoseok’s cube and looked over at him with a raised eyebrow. "Everything okay?" he asked. Hoseok groaned and dropped his head onto his desk. "No, everything sucks today," he whined.

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Pod-Together Day 7 Reveals 2025

System Hack (The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells, 나 혼자만 레벨업 | Solo Leveling (Cartoon)) starting text written by Opalsong, with pensieve podfics by CarCrash_Pods, GodOfLaundryBaskets, ChaosKiro, bluedreaming, litra, and Tipsy_Kitty Summary: The only good thing about the new universe I found myself in was that it had all new media. It definitely didn't make up for the fact that this universe's humans were even weirder than usual. They had powers. Fully magical powers. Like something out of a historical high fantasy serial. I've seen a human shoot fire out of their hands. And then there were the dungeons, wormholes to other dimensions with monsters. Physics decided to power down apparently. I'd appeared next to the epitome of fluffy and prone to throwing themself into danger, which I knew because the human was absolutely covered in blood. I was also given false hope for the technological level of this new world because this human had a system of some kind constantly pinging them when they were clearly unconscious. I didn't know what kind of system it was. At the time I had no idea that it was a manipulative game system. I still don't know exactly why or how I got here but I'm pretty sure that this System made it happen.

Steve Harrington Patron Saint of Baby Nerds (Stranger Things (TV 2016)) written by Vamprav, performed by steddiestories Summary: Eddie gets accosted by Steve Harrington when he goes to get ice cream on a hot summer day. Things kind of escalate from there.

Freedom lived on the ninth deep space station (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) written by Lavendelhummel, performed by horchatapods Summary: Kira Nerys, Jadzia Dax and Julian Bashir feel and think about freedom at various points of their lives. What does that mean and how can one feel it?

chemical reaction (Red White & Royal Blue (2023)) written by masked_madness, performed by KitKaos Summary: He finally put the phone down. Dumbest. Fucking. Idea. Ever. Why the fuck had he downloaded that stupid app again? Ah, yeah. Of course: Nora. He should not forget to thank her for the stress and the headaches and the— the— everythi— His phone buzzed, and he grabbed it with much more speed than he would ever admit to. Captain.Wentworth: That, my dear, entirely depends on how good you are at wagging your tail. Alex blinked, once, twice— then burst out laughing. Okay, maybe not the dumbest idea ever.

for reasons wretched and divine (魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù) written by iicaru2, performed by Wonderlandian_Geek Summary:

“For the love of—” The man who looks an awful lot like Jin Ling throws his hands in the air in a gesture of frustration. “I swear, every time something goes wrong nowadays, it’s Jingyi’s fucking fault, I’m gonna strangle that little—” “A-Ling,” The man who greatly resembles Lan Sizhui says mildly, one hand hovering over the other’s shoulder, “you can kill Jingyi later. We have to find a way back to our time first.” Lan Jingyi, personally, would like to know why two grown-up versions of his friends are standing in front of him, and how the hell it’s all his fault.

(Or: The time travel incident, in which Lan Jingyi learns much more about his friends than he ever needed or wanted to know. Namely, that they’re just as bad as Hanguang-jun and Wei-qianbei— no, worse. Definitely worse.)

Painted Pawn (Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling) written by cardoon, performed by SerenaEW and mangotart_reads Summary: As far as Harry is concerned, Voldemort's death should've resolved everything. But there's a lot of strangeness still afoot -- and it isn't the Death Eaters. It's McGonagall. It's Dumbledore's estate making mysterious payments to unknown persons. The threat is gone, but the beehive is still buzzing. Why? Harry goes to Snape's portrait for answers, and Snape is more than willing to give him a peek into Pandora's box.

acceptable passes (All For The Game - Nora Sakavic) written by travvymybeloved, performed by boywonder Summary: Meeting Kevin and learning he had no clue who his soulmate was was a reprieve. Kevin cared far too much about exy and history class to prattle on about whoever ‘Neil Josten’ was. His soulmate tattoo ran along one of his left ribs, and sometimes when he was panicking, he would clutch the spot as if it were burning. Or, maybe, as if he was protecting it. He had let Andrew touch it, the one time Andrew had cared enough to ask. It was flat to the skin, no raised ink like a real tattoo, and there was no special temperature or texture or anything of interest. It was just skin, like the birthmark on Andrew’s shoulder blade or the moles dotting Nicky’s skin. The shiny curls of scar tissue that curled around Kevin’s hand were more interesting to explore. The first time Kevin came to him, holding a file for a high school exy player with the name ‘Josten’ written in sharp capitals across the top, Andrew knew he was standing on the ledge of a cliff with Kevin offering to push him off.

Once Upon A Question Asked (One Piece (Anime & Manga)) written by Scarletsorceress, performed by Stereden Summary: In the beginning, there was a person. A very unfairly pretty person, but a person none the less. But then, as all good tales include, a child got curious. Curious enough to follow this person on a rooftop, but that’s besides the point! The point is; a curious child asked a question. And now, that question has been answered.

a day in a life of an artefact (The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells, The Magnus Archives (Podcast)) written by Koschei_B, performed by Rosemarycat5 Summary: SecUnits watch their clients. That's the point.

Speedrunning Sibling Bonding (Batman - All Media Types) written by BookGirlFan, performed by BubblesKat Summary: Bruce Wayne has a completely normal day. Damian's day is anything but normal.

The Combine is Coming [text, audio] (Sunrise On The Reaping - Suzanne Collins) written by BurdenedWithPointlessPurpose, performed by 2Nienna2 Summary: Chicory is mystified by Lou Lou. She doesn’t know how to absorb the new information, that this little girl is likely one of her own. District Eleven, through and through with the fondness she remembers their home through an unknown amount of torture. It’s an honor she can’t seem to shake, along with the hope that someone with heart makes it out of the arena.

someone to match your steps (一拍即合) (天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù) written by insane_falcon, performed by MathematicalSparkles Summary: Hua Cheng sneaks into a masquerade party to dance with Xie Lian.

Log: Reports of an Object in Two Different Perspectives (Stargate SG-1) written by prueturner, performed by Cait_does_Podfics and wjgravity Summary: After making contact with a potential ally, the members of SG-1 must figure out the purpose of an unknown object.

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Pod-Together Day 6 Reveals 2025

A Deed Without A Name (The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir, Sleep No More - Punchdrunk) written by AirgiodSLV, kitkat50311, and minnabird, performed by AirgiodSLV, CompassRose, elle-ja-bell, epaulettes, kitkat50311, mahons-ondine, minnabird, and sisi_rambles Summary: “Nigella is gone.” The words hit you hard in your chest as you try to get your bearings. You’re in the atrium of a large house. The water is softly burbling in the fountain. And Nigella is gone.

How now, you secret, black, and midnight hags Saints? What is ’t you do?

Stephen (The Maze Runner (Movies), The Maze Runner Series - James Dashner) written by Lalaith_Quetzalli, performed by froggyfun365 Summary: The war is finally over, WCKD has lost. The time has come for the survivors to move on, for the world to be rebuilt. But for that to be possible, first everyone involved with WCKD must be made to pay for their crimes. For all those they kidnapped, hurt, tortured, all the lives they ruined, that they took. Like that of the young man who only ever wanted to do what’s right, even if he didn’t really know how…

The Piper and the Rat-Speaker (The Saint of Steel - T. Kingfisher) written by MimiHylea, performed by edible_chemistry Summary: A tale of greed, of wondrous children, and of helpful rats uniting helpful people.

Hardware Store (Stranger Things (TV 2016)) written by grovestep, performed by Ceewelsh Summary: In which Robin Buckley finds herself clueless in a hardware store, until Nancy Wheeler comes to the rescue.

The days float through my eyes (But still the days seem the same) (Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types) written by little_dumpling, performed by Kittona Summary: Anakin meets Padme and falls in love… only, she’s a horse.

detective nona and the proper way to ask questions (The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir) written by hopelessgemini, performed by wilfriede0815 Summary: nona closes her eyes and burrows back into the pillow, and this is the moment that camilla chooses to come back into the bedroom. she curls her fingers around the duvet in the vain hope that it won’t be pulled off. she is, of course, forced to suffer for her naivety. “good morning,” cam says, a little brusquely. “mmmgh,” nona says. cam pats her consolingly on the shoulder. “come on, you can nap all the way through first period. let’s get you dressed.” or, nona and the family, mysteries, and a lesson in asking questions first, panicking later.

answer my call (and i'll set you free) (陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)) written by coffee_and_cardamom, performed by Gavilan Summary: Three women that Lan Wangji summons with his Inquiry, and the one man who refuses to show up.

it's what you do when you love someone [text, audio] (Merlin (TV)) written by withhardshipease, performed by AppleSapling, BardicRavenReads, CarCrash_Pods, Flowerparrish, lilolilyrae, Nymphie_Wolf, pass_the_salt, pezzax_multivoice, ReformedTsunderePodfics, robinfaipods, and septemberbells Summary: an epistolary retelling of merlin, where fate is a touch kinder than it once was. or: merlin writes letters to will, hunith gives morgana a much-needed haircut, and they all share custody of aithusa.

What Are You, Dean Winchester? (Supernatural (TV 2005)) written by Masoena, performed by Tipsy_Kitty Summary: Dean is kidnapped right out from under Sam’s nose while they’re having a few drinks to celebrate a successfully completed hunt in Louisiana. He’s not missing for long, though, as the vampire captures Sam also, hopeful that he’d taste as good as Dean. Sam swiftly becomes the vampire’s pet. Dean is immune to the vampire’s glamor; he can’t escape because he’s kept restrained by none other than Sam, brainwashed to do so. A situation without hope until one detail gives Dean the leverage he needs.

behind the curtain [text, audio] (Criminal Minds (US TV)) written by unitaryexectheory, performed by frozen_ivy_trellis Summary:

Rent Emergency Omega (Batman - All Media Types) written by Sivan325, performed by Ravin Summary: Dick should have thought twice before lying to his family and telling everyone he had an omega. He really hoped they wouldn't find out he hired an omega for the Gala.

Entry #47 (Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series) written by travvymybeloved, performed by CrimsonMoonn, travvymybeloved, and CodaVivace Summary: ABOUT AN HOUR AFTER LEAVING CLEO’S APARTMENT. Lizzie wasn’t sleeping. Just… resting her eyes.

Just In My Nature [text, audio] (Star Trek, Star Trek: Strange New Worlds (TV)) written by foundbyjohndoe, performed by foundbyjohndoe and twtd Summary: Attending Notes: Hey Doc, this idiot jumped in front of an acid-spraying flower that was aiming for a certain First Officer of ours. She’ll be fine, but will have to keep the grafts out of the sun on her next shore leave, which totally ruins our beach day plans! Totally rude, if you ask me. When she’s off the drugs, ask her why the hell she took corrosive acid to 15% of her body for the woman who can literally survive anything. Thanks! Chapel out. A La’An/Una epistolary fic from M’Benga and Chapel’s POV.

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Pod-Together Day 5 Reveals 2025

Reprise in a major key (Sunset Boulevard - Black/Hampton/Lloyd Webber, Hadestown - Mitchell) written by lc2l and klb, performed by ShakespeareStoleMyURL, horchatapods, klb, wilfriede0815, TheArcher, v0lumnius, Poetry, and lc2l Summary: This is how a story ends: with blood, and lights, and cameras. This is how a story starts: with a road to Hell, and a railroad line. This is how a story changes, plants roots, grows into something new. Joe is missing. To find him, Norma and Max must follow the path down. Way down. A Hadestown/Sunset Boulevard podfic musical.

Playfully Planned Parenthood (Sherlock (TV)) written by ChrisCalledMeSweetie, performed by GhostOfNuggetsPast and Juulna Summary: Returning home from the registry office, newlywed husbands Sherlock and John launch into an increasingly fanciful discussion of their potential parenthood. John is giddy with the joy of having just married the love of his life, while Sherlock is doing his best to pretend he isn’t every bit as giddy.

Performance Practicum (The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types) written by brighteyedjill, performed by Poluche Summary: Professor Julian Alfred Pankratz understands what the students of Oxenfurt’s Bardic College need to know to succeed, as his own illustrious career demonstrates. His advanced composition students are perhaps less interested in his artistic process than they are in his muse, the famous White Wolf. But as Jaskier lectures about the many artistic liberties he takes with the truth, who should show up but the subject of Jaskier’s recent, regrettable song, “Burn, Butcher, Burn?” It’s the famous witcher Geralt of Rivia, whom Jaskier last saw at the top of a certain dragon-infested mountain. Geralt has come to tell Jaskier how he feels about this latest composition.

Bonding the Tsakarem Way (Avatar (Cameron Movies)) written by BurdenedWithPointlessPurpose, performed by J0305 Summary: Tsireya finds herself in awe of all that Kiri is. She considers her friend inspirational. Maybe together, they can build a strong bond between both Eywa and each other.

Just a Bit of Skulduggery (Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023)) written by DizzyMissLizzie, performed by kittyq Summary: "Did you shag our darling Alexander in the break room?" Pez asks, mischief in his eye. Henry thinks about denying it for a moment. "The first chance I got," He smiles and Pez slaps his shoulder. --- June is so excited to introduce Alex to her new favorite book and record shop, Skulduggery. The eclectic store and its owners surprise Alex in all the best ways. Alex finds himself begrudging friends with the owner’s brother. Henry recommends a book for Alex and Alex recommends an album. Their choices say so much more than either could express.

Truth Be Told [text, audio] (Star Wars: Clone Wars (2003) - All Media Types, The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars Prequel Trilogy) written by wanderingjedihistorian, performed by NotBatman52 Summary: As the blinding light faded, Din immediately registered that something was wrong. He hadn’t previously been standing in what was clearly a crashed ship. He put himself in front of Grogu, just to be safe, while he attempted to figure out what had happened. “Who are you?” Din turned in the direction of the voice.

Suddenly Stevie (Stranger Things (TV 2016)) written by ArtaxLivs, performed by Pennyplainknits Summary: The guy playing Seymour in Little Shop is adorable and Eddie kinds of want to eat him. Not in an Audrey II kind way, more like in the way that he wants to suck him off.

5 Times Merthur Weren't Together + 1 Time They Were [text, audio] (Merlin (TV)) written by TrebleMaker07, performed by 429_CarCrash Summary: Arthur and Merlin have been best friends for years. However, Arthur soon comes to the realisation that maybe there's more going on than he initially bargained for.

Cloud Recesses Student Radio, Second Semester (魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)) written by LadyEn, Foundbyjohndoe, Liadantaru, Rionaa, daisydiversions, Nonplussed, XxMiserySmilesxX, and Flamingwell, performed by esbielle, sunkitten_shash, nonplussed, kisahawklin, Foundbyjohndoe, Semperfiona, flamingwell, KeriArentikai, ImpureLily, LadyEn, Wonderlandian_Geek, Foundbyjohndoe, sisi_rambles, Rionaa, kealdrakemna, Jennisaisquoi, and bunknuckles Summary: The juniors need to create another radio show for school credit. This time they bring the multi-verse to them.

The Zagreus Archives (Hades (Supergiant Games Video Games)) written by timegoesby, performed by contritecactite Summary: The saga of Prince Zagreus’s attempts to escape the Underworld, as told by the beleaguered Shade whose job it is to put his permanent record together.

Monster, I + Podfic (X-Men - All Media Types) written by Sivan325, performed by prueturner Summary: Scott isn't handling well his new reality. Luckily, he has an amazing boyfriend.

Starting Playback… (The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells) written by coyotecrackers, performed by edible_chemistry, blackglass, Cait_does_Podfics, olive2read, Ravin_Pods, and wjgravity Summary: SecUnit did something horrible, but its memory of the event was completely wiped. All that’s left is a volatile audio file. If it wants to know what happened, it will have to listen to the file the old-fashioned way—out loud.

The Never Again Job (Leverage (US TV 2008), Leverage) written by FlutterFyre, performed by BubblesKat Summary: After losing everything, Eliot gives up, only to find that second chances really do exist.

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Pod-Together Day 4 Reveals 2025

Saving Haven (9-1-1 (TV)) written by embracedself, performed by Ceewelsh Summary: Hen got baby fever. A safe haven baby was surrendered. Are these two things connected?

Fascinating Knowledge (Warehouse 13) written by Lavendelhummel and lilolilyrae, performed by Lavendelhummel and lilolilyrae Summary: Myka was just trying to do something nice for Claudia when she encouraged her to continue her education... She didn't sign up to be on a podcast in Claudia's stead, and oh no, her co-host is really hot!

lie to me, lie to me (Bridgerton (TV)) written by theyarnmaidstale, performed by robinfaipods Summary: “You think you can pull off sideburns but you really, really can’t!” The words spill from Penelope’s mouth before she has a chance to stop them, her hand clamping across her lips as her eyes widen in shock. Still in the doorway of his home, Anthony blinks. Once. Twice. Eyes narrowing as he appraises her. “I beg your pardon?” He doesn’t even look like he disagrees with her (which, she supposes she should feel grateful that even Anthony was aware of how much his sideburns made him look like a prick out of a shitty period piece). Behind him in the doorway, Kate snorts out a laugh and makes no effort to hide it as Anthony spins back to shoot her a look as well. “They…were not your best look, darling.”

Engineered Sweet, Produced Sour (Mickey 17 (2025)) written by WaldosAkimbo, performed by Dr_Fumbles_McStupid Summary: Mickey Barnes is the only expendable on the ship, and he has survived weird experiments and messy deaths. But his biggest problem is hiding a secret; he's registered as a beta, but if he plays his cards right, nobody should find out he's actually an omega. But after Mickey 17 Is presumed dead , he gets to meet Mickey 18, who is the science team's latest experiment. And also an alpha. And he thought the multiples violation was going to be a problem.

The Diary of a Ship Cook in Unwilling Service to Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean (Movies)) written by PresidentHades, performed by Venbeth Summary: A ship cook unwittingly tags along on Jack and Will's adventures during "Curse of the Black Pearl." The cook changes absolutely nothing about the plot, but somehow they become invaluable to our swashbuckling heroes (or to their stomachs, at least).

Smooth Sharks (Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett) written and performed by lilolilyrae Summary: Crowley has the brilliant idea to start a podcast, because everyone who's anything has one of those nowadays, don't they? Aziraphale agrees that it's a splendid idea, a way to share knowledge can only be a wonderfully nice and angelic pursuit... Of course, as soon as he hears that opinion, Crowley immediately has to prove his angel wrong with some bouts of fun misinformation!

places meant for wings (The West Wing) written by hurricanearia, performed by Cinnamonbunprotectionagency Summary: Charlie Young applies, as many do, for a Supreme Court clerkship.

The Yaatree: Letters From Elsewhere (Original Work) written by KitKaos, performed by BardicRavenReads and OneGoldenRaptor Summary: O dearest brother mine, I sincerely hope you’re still alive to read this letter – if it finds you at all. I don’t know if you can receive anything from the outside right now, even though I used the same messenger service as before. I have a pretty good idea that you’re right in the middle of it all, as always, following that captain of yours to the end of the universe and beyond, if needs must. It’s just that you care too much – that’s always been your problem.

Almost, Always (The Wedding Mishap) (Stranger Things (TV 2016)) written by patientanxiety, performed by steddiestories Summary: A cringe-fest of Steve bringing a date to Dustin & Suzie's wedding while Eddie is in the corner, in love with him.

built on stolen parts (The Magnus Archives (Podcast)) written by Lua, performed by darnacles Summary: Mary was not a caring mother, Gertrude was not a trustworthy person and Gerard was a bit of a fool.

Letters in the wind (Nosferatu (2024)) written by Otaku_girl, performed by GarlicKip Summary: Five letters Friedrich sent while Thomas was off attempting to secure his fortune, and one that he sent after deciding to take action.

Sat Next to a Shy Nerd Who Has a Crush on You (JSMR Layered Sounds and Whispering) (NCT (Band)) written by hopeboos, performed by pezzax Summary: Jaeminventures followed you back!

He makes a strangled sound in his throat that catches Mark’s attention. “What?” Jeno clicks through to make sure he’s not dreaming. Sure enough, the profile that has followed him is Jaemin’s, with over two million followers, his YouTube channel linked in his profile. “Jaemin just followed me.” or Jeno is an ASMR youtuber with a secret, and Jaemin is an adventure youtuber with fresh grief. They find each other at the perfect time.

Pucker Up (Teen Wolf (TV)) written by ReformedTsundere, performed by CrimsonMoonn Summary: Stiles can admit, even though he doesn't want to, that the first kiss he and Derek share isn't one. Technically. or: 5 Times Stiles Kisses Derek + 1 Time Derek Kisses Stiles

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Pod-Together Day 3 Reveals 2025

Come Away With Me (Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023)) written by DizzyMissLizzie, performed by fullofhope137 Summary: Runaway groom Henry finds himself in front of Captain Alex Claremont-Diaz. “I will pay you a fortune to take me anywhere in the world except here." “Are you asking me to run away with you, sweetheart?” -or- Alex is the captain of a private yacht and Henry runs away from his wedding.

Our Sacrifices (The Iliad - Homer, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore) written by GwenChan, performed by ReformedTsundere Summary: In Pat's defense, it was Nestor idea. When investigating a fair, the hunter notices a she-vampire in the crowd. He can't let the chance slip by. Unfortunately for him, the she-vampire is not alone Luckily for him, he isn't either

Mascot Dating Profiles (Men's Hockey RPF) written by FandomisOhana, performed by eafay70 Summary: How some mascots might talk about themselves in their dating profiles!

Some Rules Are Meant To Be Broken (Stranger Things (TV 2016)) written by MeggieJolly, performed by ohhellofox Summary: Ten years after the events of season 4, everyone has long since left Hawkins, except for Steve. He's still stuck. Until Dustin and Robin convince him to come to a Corroded Coffin concert in Indianapolis as a sort of reunion with everyone in their monster hunting family. Steve is reluctant, because he has been hiding an embarrassing crush on Eddie for a long time and seeing him perform live would certainly reveal that secret. But maybe he isn't the only one with a long time crush...

Jin-woo Sung is an accidental flirt. A social media case study. (나 혼자만 레벨업 | Solo Leveling (Cartoon)) written by Syr, performed by Opalsong Summary: POST 2 (flirty level 0/10) My sister, Jin-ah, sent me a meme to create a playlist. I think it’s call a “collage portrait mix-tape” or something like that. I’m supposed to ask ten people for a song that describes our relationship.

Local Network [text, audio] (The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells) written by theleakypen, performed by blackglass Summary: "And when it wakes up we'll be here to help it," Mensah says, "in whatever way it wants. We'll do it right this time." Ratthi and the rest of the PresAux survey team do their best to assist in SecUnit's recovery after the events on TranRollinHyfa.

I Left You But You Never Left Me (Twister (Movies 1996 2024)) written by nineofhearts, performed by buries Summary: Tyler was the first person on scene after Kate survived the EF5. At the time, he was a stranger who drove her to the hospital. After the incident she moved to NYC. Years later she agrees to return to Oklahoma for a week at Javi’s insistence.

Night and Day (Agatha Christie's Poirot (TV)) written by septemberbells, performed by lilolilyrae Summary: Note: This case remains unpublished in its current iteration because several figures in it have proclivities deemed by society to be wrong. I hope, that maybe there will be a more enlightened time when readers may peruse the story without judgement, even perhaps with the joy of seeing themselves and their lovers on the page.

Stray Kittens (Stray Kids (Band), Stray Kids RPF) written by FlutterFyre, performed by pezzax Summary: When life gives you lemons, they say to make lemonade. But what if life gives you kittens?

Pried (Teen Wolf (TV)) written by Definitively_Different_Drivel, performed by Jetainia Summary:

The sun shone down on. Stiles as he lay on a bench in bright pink shorts and a rainbow tank top. Gaudy shades protected his eyes beneath an equally pink baseball hat. The weather was gorgeous, and his phone was loaded up with music. People passed in twos and threes as they walked the shallow trail that skirted the preserve. He checked his watch with a grin. Show time.

In which the month of August is the perfect excuse to incite others to join Stiles in his mission which just so happens to involve bench vandalism.

Slipping Sideways (Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types) written by eustaciavye, performed by asterroc Summary: Ventress and Obi-Wan see the aftermath of Dooku's vicious attack on the Nightsisters, and make their response.

The First Shot (Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types) written by TsarinaTorment, performed by Stereden Summary: The new camper is tiny, but the impression he leaves is huge.

we feel each rock so differently (Dead Boy Detectives (TV)) written by Stratisphyre, performed by boywonder Summary: When Crystal appeared one late evening to announce that a group of friends had invited her to accompany them along to the Paris Catacombs, she did not care for Edwin's immediate reply of, “Absolutely not.”