Current podcast: ARDEN

this is my podcast side blog because I posted so much on my main || may contain spoilers for: TPP, TMA, EOS 10, OZ 9, Heroics, etc

[avante-garbage]

Finally listening to Girl in Space! 

[cannibalsfishing]

podcast creators be like yes I am casting myself as one of the main characters what about it

[princeghost-moved-deactivated20]

season 1: Jonathan Sims, head archivist of The Magnus Institute, London.

season 2: Jonathan Sims, head archivist of The Magnus Institute, London.

season 3: Jonathan Sims, hea- [sigh] former head archivist of The Magnus Institute, London

season 4: Jonathan Sims, The Archivist

season 5: [talking over some sort of distant screaming] Martin dear could you put your AirPods in so I can record my supernatural apocalypse slam poetry, I need to destress. Be careful on your walk :)

[realbigpodcastslut]

Media On LGBT Characters

Literature: “We’re so LGBT positive. We’ve got a side character that’s mentioned once!”

Television: “ Uh, yeah got those. Whoops, they’re dead.”

Movies: “ Gay? You mean happy? Yeah, we got happy characters. ”

Podcasts: “What’s a straight?”

[taiey]

*casually headcanons that John specifically asked Georgie to tell all their friends he’s ace because he does not want people to think he’s having sex but also does not want to talk about sex any more than he actually has to*

[podcasted]

I don't remember liking this, but god I'm glad I did

[archived-546]

the real reason that jon couldn't turn his ceaseless watcher gaze upon those wretched ants is cause they would just run around and dodge it like microwave beams

[werateaudiodrama]

Good night to adventurers ignoring the main quest, arsonist bees with anxiety, Cold War time traveling doctors, mind-reading artists with head trauma, trash dove enthusiast advice columnists, podcasters who consume human flesh, thieves atoning for mass murder, and, of course, girls who live in space.

[lycanthology]

john who went to an urgent care because hes had a bad cough for a couple weeks: whats wrong

the doc that just got his xray back: you... uh.... two of your ribs.... theyre uh. not there...?

john: oh yeah

the doc:

john: its on purpose.

[xompeii]

Doctor coming in to the Magnus archives to talk about this incident: what the fuck

Jon, taking his statement: I’m not quite sure if this is a breach of doctor patient confidentiality, but it feels like one.

[bigowlenergy]

im still fucked up about mag 31. Jon reads a statement about some hunt avatar werewolf in america tracking people for Fun and then letting one of them leave alive and just goes well thats not my problem and then straight up goes to the same general area in america and guess what happens. guess what happens to him. guess.

[fox-guardian]

i’ve never played among us

decided to do something less detailed so im making the “s2 is basically among us” joke. drawing the guys in funky lil spacesuits was fun

[ronbegleyformayor]

jacob williams wants to fuck both the male AND female robots, and that's what we call ✨ bisexual representation ✨ 💙💜💖

[podcasted]

Wow! As a homosexual I have no choice but to stan the most ✨ relatable bisexual ✨ 💙💜💖

[vespaaurinkos]

WAIT Y’ALL ACTUALLY DISLIKE VESPA I THOUGHT THAT WAS A JOKE

[podcasted]

Yes.

[podcasted]

Wait, yes I agree with you, not that I dislike her

Vespa holds my beating heart in her hands

[vespaaurinkos]

WAIT Y’ALL ACTUALLY DISLIKE VESPA I THOUGHT THAT WAS A JOKE

[podcasted]

Yes.

[eliasisnotsexy]

tell me i’m wrong

[podcasted]

Piss boy peter

[thedevilscarnival]

fascinated by how much jonah magnus’ life has fallen apart in 200 years. sure he might be immortal and planning the apocalypse but his social circle plummeting from “respected by several prominent academia figures and had a rotating cast of potential suitors” to “institute not even remotely respected and his closest thing to a confidant is a man who serves the concept of ghosting” is simultaneously hilarious and pathetic. congratulations king you ended the world and have nothing to show for it. 

[deathstroke-the-himbonator]

Jon, kicking down the door: ELIAS, YOU FUCKER. Elias: oh god, you figured out that I killed your pa- Jon: YOU'RE GOING TO MARRY PETER, AREN'T YOU!! I SEE THE EYES YOU GOT ON HIM!! DON'T YOU MARRY HIM, YOU BASTARD!! IF YOU MARRY PETER, THAT WOULD MAKE ME AND MARTIN BROTHERS. MEANING I CAN'T DATE HIM. MARRY SIMON OR SOME SHIT. Elias, the only heterosexual: . . . K.

Bold of you to assume Elias isn’t gay and homophobic

[amosnaomi]

bro every time nureyev calls juno “love” I feel like