textposts

[torirosepatrocolus]

first in my bloodline to read this much gay fanfiction

[dogpuppy]

[chungledown-bimothy]

bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.

[hotvampireadjacent]

[beardedmrbean]

[spaghetti-ex]

how do you lose a sea

[crownedpatriot11]

You forget to cherish her

[treecitysessions]

They should invent a person who is sexually attracted to you and also cares about you as a person

[mmilhouse]

goodbye $200 helloooo 3 groceries

[clubpenguinkiller]

they just don’t make stores with tvs in the window all playing the same channel for you to stop and watch on the street when something horrifically terrible and/or amazingly awesome is happening anymore

[okthatsgreat]

haha hey bro cant help but notice that there are multiple supply caches and autosaves leading up to me entering your chamber for that quick chat you wanted. just a quick chat though right haha. just a quick chat right

[satyriconmp3]

utilising the gift of imagination to hallucinate moments of tenderness between fictional people

[pointnclick]

Someone is eating a fresh orange in this McDonald's. I smelled it and my head snapped up like a hunting dog. That smell doesn't belong in this wicked place

[1612th-deactivated20120325]

in like 5th grade my whole family was driving home from some trip and i was listening to “kids with guns” by the gorillaz on my ipod and it made me feel really rebellious because i was a kid and according to that song kids have guns so when we drove into the garage my dad was like “ok we’re home” and i said “shut up dad” and he just looked at me for a long time and didn’t say anything and i started crying

[fiollaigean]

how to cover letter:

polite greeting (it's me, boy)

introduction (i'm the ps5)

establish credentials (speaking to you inside your brain)

establish purpose (leave the girl, we don't need her)

describe what you can bring to the organization (cowboy times in space)

[retroactivebakeries]

[anistarrose]

my only religious belief is that there is no afterlife except for the ublock origin team who are going to heaven and the youtube anti-adblock team who are going to hell

[dykeleftinhotcar]

it's kind of like we live in medieval times cause everything is mid and evil

[escuerzoresucitado]

[cruzfucker]