TERFS can Leave Now

Tara - 22 - US - bi - ENFP I suck at tagging things, so please don't follow me if you have triggers I find that Im pretty good at talking to people and helping them through things, so feel free to leave stuff in my ask! My main obsessions are Pirates and Circuses

[destroysoil]

barn swallow (hirundo rustica) mother brings food to her chicks

[tiz-aves]

[thebiscuitwitch]

[birdslop]

baby barn swallows practice choir :)

[redstonedust]

it IS surreal when companies decide to invent the torment nexus from hit media franchise "dont invent the torment nexus" but also to be fair a lot of "dont invent the torment nexus" stories are less "don't invent the torment nexus" and more "oh god has anyone noticed that we are dangerously close to inventing the torment nexus. can we please stop inventing the torment nexus. the torment nexus is maybe 2-3 years away. is anybody listening."

[hemipenal-system]

thank your local trans girl for being alive right now

[hemipenal-system]

good job soldier. now turn around and thank your local trans boy for being alive right now

[hemipenal-system]

ok now turn to your nearest nonbinary person and thank them for being alive right now too

[trans-enby-intersex-joy]

And intersex people. And transneutral people. And anybody who feels it's more complicated than that. <3

[kosmogrl]

life is so beautiful. there’s literally bread and butter

[kosmogrl]

#mybread #mybutter

[cadhla182]

Imagine you're at a fan meet up for James Cameron and he's just signing shit as usual. Then one day some people from his submarine trip are like "Jimmy! Paula found Atlantis!" and he just up and runs out of the place like "Holy shit, Atlantis!" and minutes later you see him booking it away from the KGB in America for some reason in a sixty year old trailer.

That's Montgomery LaMontgommery.

[virgo-disaster]

No, no, not quite.

You’re a member of Congress and James Cameron is there advocating for the importance of preserving shipwrecks and not reclaiming them. He speaks so passionately that a key swing vote decides to resign from Congress altogether and go live in the water and dedicate their life to preserving coral reefs. Cameron has to remind them their safety is important and that they should at least live on a boat. They literally run away.

Then some people from his submarine show up with a nepo baby and a sovereign citizen, saying Paula found Atlantis but she’s in trouble, he runs out to also go find Atlantis to save Paula, and minutes later is driving down Capitol Hill, shooting at the KGB from a Ford Model T.

That’s Montgomery LaMontgommery.

[somesketchybusiness]

Maxwell saying he's the only one with intellectual curiosity in his family and then starting on this adventure and realizing he has basically no intellectual curiosity in comparison to the rest of the crew. Something something going to college/work/the wide world for the first time and suddenly everyone around you is better than you at something you thought made you special.

[huariqueje]

Pool # 27 -  Ann Goldberg , 2016.

Canadian , b. 1970s

Oil on canvas , 30 x 48 in.

[scouts-cosplays]

OIL PAINTING.

[hya-ichor]

[cacodaemonia]

I found lots more on the artist's website, and then came across Percy in the Pool, which almost did me in 🥺🧡

[rooolt]

Maxwell Gotch is such pure distilled Murph character energy, I’m obsessed with him. Guy who is generally unpleasant in social situations and constantly puts his foot in his mouth because he is hounding for plot information, guy convinced he’s the sanest person in the room, guy who’s whimsy reserves are severely lacking, guy who is constantly, deservedly, bullied by all the other pcs, guy who lusts for blood in a distinctly wrestling manner, and guy who’s, quite frankly, a little gay with it. He’s like a cross between the three main Murph character archetypes of grizzled plothound with a distaste for shenanigans, big buff dude who’s two steps away from being a professional wrestler, and shithead asshole in their 20s

[neerdowellnarrator]

It's been a while since I saw TUC2 and Neverafter so this might not be 100% accurate

[socialistexan]

It really is 2003 again Jesus Tapdancing Christ.

Like, all Republicans did was replace Iraq and gay people with Iran and trans people.

[socialistexan]

Being someone old enough to be fully conscious and forming memories in both 2003 and 2025 feels like this

[socialistexan]

[sexhaver]

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

[fernthefanciful]

Like to charge, reblog to cast

[allsadnshit]

tumblr is for putting your stuff somewhere that's not secret but also not for anyone particular to see so it's true neutral in a really nice way

[medranochav]

where i’m at girls

[hembrista]

I just got lightheaded from reading this

[pomme-poire-peche]

a lot of people’s trauma symptoms get worse when they’re finally safe

[yaoiblackmold]

Do you guys think Barbie exists in the Star Trek universe? Because it would be really funny if they started making like diversity barbies when we discovered aliens were real. Like whenever someone joins the federation, they make barbies of them.

This is Vulcan Barbie, this is Tellarite Barbie, and this is Andorian Barbie, together with Star Fleet Barbie, they make up the Federation Barbies® collection. And then people were like but we want more representation, so they started making a "Federation and friends" collection, and there's Ferengi Barbie, Orion Barbie, Bajorian Barbie etc etc

[depsidase]

[thememedaddy]

[ruby-white-rabbit]

The fact that we see accessibility in the Bible though. The man lowered through the ceiling had his friends work for that to happen. They made a way for him to get to Jesus. They were his wheelchair ramp

[paradoxial-cunt]

[ghostrepeater]

[thegeekgene]

Someone at an old job asked why I wanted to write up the meeting minutes for our team and I said 'i wanna control the narrative' and they were like 'what' and I pointed out that no one was gonna remember what we said in six months and so my interpretation of the meeting would dictate the assumed reality of what happened

"none of you ever send corrections when I offer the draft so y'all have consented to my version"

"we don't read that shit"

"you must trust me implicitly to create our shared reality that's so sweet"

That's how several coworkers decided I was a supervillain and how I learned several coworkers didn't understand record keeping as like a CONCEPT