The Poké-Witch's Swamp

[seabeck]

Millipede

[a-mel0n]

reblog if you’ve had an online friendship that’s lasted more than 2 years

[supermariomamafucker]

[bogleech]

Looks to me like she got fun with Lapras

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[pokemonarchive]

Applin, Flapple, Appletun, Dipplin and Hydrapple (2023) - Pokémon HOME Wallpaper © Pokémon / Nintendo / Creatures / GAME FREAK

[otiksimr]

I fear me and slugs do not mesh well.

[hiltontower]

[h3r0-hunter]

[boldore]

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[casualcarpetshark]

[wayward-delver]

I shall hold the child.

[itzkraycee]

speaking of which, i still cannot escape. these dang. isopods. i love him but he HAS NOT LEFT MY DASH--

[sushi1056]

you should not have said that. I have powerful connections

@walmart-the-official

ISOPOD BLAST!!!

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[rakarchive-deactivated20191109]

really love imagining a bunch a kids and teens on their pokemon journeys staying the night on the couches and floors in the lobbies of pokemon centers, having long talks about their experiences and feelings sharing funny and scary stories and myths about legendaries and trading items and sharing TMs along with sugary snacks and pokedex chargers all while their pokemon are out of their pokeballs and all bundled up in blankets sleeping soundly next to their trainers while they stare up at the stars shining through the glass ceiling over their heads

[dubustuff]

#this is what pokemon’s all about

[jollysunflora]

#this is…so nice

[prof-peach]

I just…really like this idea man. So I drew a thing.

[pokemon]

[prguitarman]

Happy birthday Mewtwo!

[tropiyas]

“i am a monument to all your sins” is such a fucking raw line for a villain it’s amazing that it came from halo, a modernish video game, and not some classical text or mythos

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

classic texts have nothing on the crazy people come up with in modern times tbh

[cerastes]

“I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me.”

– Joshua Graham, Who Is A Fallout New Vegas NPC, Something Most People Throwing This Quote Around Don’t Realize

[sparkylurkdragon]

“If the world chooses to become my enemy, I will fight like I always have.”

– Shadow the Hedgehog in what is widely considered one of if not the single worst game in the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise

[tarradash]

[spookyscaryskeletitties]

this is the source for this text and it haunts me on a regular basis

[onion-souls]

[oblivionsongstress]

“Pick a god and pray.”

-Fredrick from Fire Emblem Awakening

[jedijenkins]

Huh, it’s almost like art isn’t just fine art…

[mysteryseeker]

this is my addition to this ever growing list of raw quotes originating from unexpected sources

[knucklesandgyros]

[silver-tongues-blog]

[lostsometime]

#discovering that the profound is lurking behind the absurd#just waiting for the chance to peek through like sunlight through the clouds#is one of the best things in life once you start to notice it

this is a beautiful way to put it and i’m gonna cry abt it

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

this post has gotten so much better since the last time I saw it

[rolanslide]

I would like to add

[rolanslide]

“You want to be a hero, Tommy? Then die like one.”

- Technoblade from Dream SMP

We deserve a soft epilogue, my love

- A Stucky fanfiction

[gattinidiguerra]

Truly the best shit on the internet here.

[stormfalcon2018]

Ahem @bettinalevyisdetermined could you please do a video with this?

also “you’re not brave, you’ve merely forgotten the fear of death. Allow me to reacquaint you.” Is the rawest line and it’s from dominus ghaul from destiny 2’s vanilla story when it first released.

[dat-physics-gal]

How can we forget the quote that sums up this entire reblog chain:

Why do you people feel profound thought has to come from high places? The gutter looks at the stars too

[umbragarbar]

Poison bug

[astralbondpro]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret Of The Ooze (1991) // Dir. Michael Pressman

[teaboot]

A big part of why I need to believe that there is no such thing as a bad person- only people who make bad choices- is because if I really and truly let myself accept that some people are just intrinsically bad, intrinsically irredeemable, intrinsically without value, I’d have to accept the very real possibility that I’m one of them

[teaboot]

The thing I truly cannot grasp in such statements as “God hates you” or “your life lacks value” or “you were born wrong” is that it presupposes a universe in which every life is weighed against another, that there are circumstances beyond our control that decide before we do that we are already incapable of goodness and unworthy of compassion, that from the moment of birth it’s already been written in stone, from your first selfish act you were doomed to be terrible forever, and if that is true then 1. Once you fuck up you might as well keep going because there’s no hope now, 2. Compassion is a resource like oil or coal that can be wasted on the wrong “project”, 3. It is possible for someone’s life to be worthless, and 4. By the time you’re in a position to figure out it’s you it’s already too late, and frankly I don’t want to live in a world where my peers are reduced to either competition or investments

[b33tlejules]

[widogasted]

can i come over and do this at you

[b33tlejules]

us

[taplaos]

🐙🍣🍜🌱🥢