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Mun and blog

Hello and welcome!

Here is the Mun speaking! I usually go online by Karma, so I’ll try to keep referring me as Mun and keep Karma for the character here. I am 27, go by any pronouns and love Normal types!

For the Blog, let me introduce you to the different themes that are in this melting pot :

Pokémon

Undertale

Bitties*

* Bitties are a sub-universe, let’s say, of mainly Undertale. They are characters from and/or inspired from that world, who are considered “pets” in that instance. It being viewed and treated more as companions than just pets. They are more often than not small and have their own lore. I’d recommand you @vex-bitties for more informations and as a good example of said setting!

I will mostly be a Pokémon blog however, so the crossover elements are optional for y'all. Legendaries are that, really rare and like cryptids at some levels. At least it is my take on it.

I don't mind rping darker or 18+ content, however I'd rather it is discussed beforehand and not just dump it on me on a whim.

I'll update this post if needed but for now, have a nice day!

[handcrafted-in-germany]

70 horrible questions ... Fuck it

[babyteef-deactivated20190408]

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents?

02: Who did you last say “I love you” to?

03: Do you regret anything?

04: Are you insecure?

05: What is your relationship status?

06: How do you want to die?

07: What did you last eat?

08: Played any sports?

09: Do you bite your nails?

10: When was your last physical fight?

11: Do you like someone?

12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours?

13: Do you hate anyone at the moment?

14: Do you miss someone?

15: Have any pets?

16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment?

17: Ever made out in the bathroom?

18: Are you scared of spiders?

19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?

20: Where was the last place you snogged someone?

21: What are your plans for this weekend?

22: Do you want to have kids? How many?

23: Do you have piercings? How many?

24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)?

25: Do you miss anyone from your past?

26: What are you craving right now?

27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart?

28: Have you ever been cheated on?

29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?

30: What’s irritating you right now?

31: Does somebody love you?

32: What is your favourite color?

33: Do you have trust issues?

34: Who/what was your last dream about?

35: Who was the last person you cried in front of?

36: Do you give out second chances too easily?

37: Is it easier to forgive or forget?

38: Is this year the best year of your life?

39: How old were you when you had your first kiss?

40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked?

51: Favourite food?

52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason?

53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?

54: Is cheating ever okay?

55: Are you mean?

56: How many people have you fist fought?

57: Do you believe in true love?

58: Favourite weather?

59: Do you like the snow?

60: Do you wanna get married?

61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?

62: What makes you happy?

63: Would you change your name?

64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?

65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?

67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?

68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?

69: Do you believe in soulmates?

70: Is there anyone you would die for?

[pokemonadoptioncenter]

I would like to know if Val the goodra is still up for adoption?

@prof-mangrove

''Val is still available! I take it you would like to adopt her, Professor?''

[ghost-types-and-sweets]

arc i hope he doesnt see this but. darkrai so gender... wish i could be him

[averagewatertypetrainer]

bro saw it immediately. ouch.

[gottablogemall]

you know darkrai???

[ghost-types-and-sweets]

yea hes like a father figure

[whisperingwinters]

I wish I had one of those

</3

[sparksandbattery]

Y’all got dads??

[pokemonadoptioncenter]

... if you want a dad, i can lend you one. i have two back in Kalos.

[pokemonadoptioncenter]

''Hello everyone, here are some more details about the variants of Chimecho I've introduced to you guys earlier. Both of then are from the conclusion to my research, based on location. Which is why they weren't seen anywhere else before our report.'' ''Chimparei's name is based on Chimecho and the word pareidolia*, for the ghost and steel typing with his bells make that they produce very particular sounds that tend to cause a bit of paranoia if you don't realize that they are here. Added to that the Hisuian Zoroak that we have glimpsed in the same zone that we find the Chimparei, they have probably evolved to adapt and maximize the cohabitation between those two, due to the change of the main land of Sinnoh environment changing. Whispering Gale Island was not, er, colonized is not the right term but it is the only one I can think of right now, and pretty much forgotten about until we put the center here.'' ''Windecho's name is based again on Chimecho, but also the wind-chimes who have a similar appearance to them. You can hear them from very far away, using their psychic abilities to make the sound of their chimes echo very loudly into space, to keep other away. On one hand, we have suspicions that they were bred specifically to look like this. On the other, well, since we have found nowhere in any records that someone have had such a project nor have any descriptions looking close to this one... They were the easiest to determine were here but the hardest to actually find.''

''In any case, they both are charming in their own ways and are both bit of troublemakers. They love getting me to react in surprise by loudly ringing in my ears. I love them still.'' * Pareidolia (/ˌpærɪˈdoʊliə, ˌpɛər-/; also US: /ˌpɛəraɪ-/) is the tendency for perception to impose a meaningful interpretation on a nebulous stimulus, usually visual, so that one sees an object, pattern, or meaning where there is none.

//Sorry for the watermark but yeh, better be safe than sorry

[professorsreserch]

Welcome to the Internet professor, where all the insanity, brilliance and stupidity is accumulated in one place. Where we all joke about something, know we are joking about the thing, until someone take it seriously and it goes downhill from here. Enjoy your stay here!

Thank you.

I am...Enjoying the madness, in a way.

It is still very headache inducing.

[pokemonadoptioncenter]

It is the way of the place. It get better with time... which I'm not sure if it is a good or a bad thing, considering, but it is a thing! You get more used to it, either way.

You are doing great and taking breaks from here is always suggested even for the more hardened veteran of the Internet. Goodness know you probably have a lot on your plate already, being here now and not back there...

[pokemonadoptioncenter]

Sadly neither of the available pokemon are really what I’m looking for.

I’m hoping to find a variant or hybrid Pokémon, my sylveon laid a clutch of eggs a few days ago, and just looking at the shells it’s clear they’re not fully eevees, so since we were ready to add more Pokémon to our household anyways, I was hoping to adopt a variant or hybrid to get my Pokémon used to them and give one a forever home.

''Sorry for the delay for answering you, we got an emergency on our side. So, we don't currently have any variants or hybrids available, they are pretty standard all thing considered.'' ''It is kind of you that you want to adopt, however it might be a better idea to wait until your eggs have hatched and it have been a few days. In presence of newborns, you Sylveon might get protective of them and it could start the relationship on the wrong foot. Then again, it is up to you.'' ''In any case, I hope you can find a new companion that fit your needs, however we currently cannot offer said friend to you. Hope you have a nice day.''

[pokemonadoptioncenter]

Hi! I was wondering if there were any Pokémon and if so what types you had available?

''Hello! Yes, we currently have a few Pokemon available right now for adoption.'' ''We have a tag, #takemehome if you want to browse it later on. All the adoptable are there, at the end of their bio it is mentioned if they have found their forever home.'' ''Currently, we have Jade the Bayleef, Val the Goodra. Koro the Luvdisc is temporary on hold, since I am speaking with a potential interested for them.'' ''Else, we have a few others that will be available later on, for we have a few about ready to be adopted. I just tend to try to not put them all out at once, to give every Pokemon the chance to find a home without being buried under all the other potential. If you have something in particular in mind, I can tell you if one will be ready soon or even refer you to someone who have one to be adopted!''

[professorsreserch]

The more I learn about the modern world, the more I am confused.

For example, Airplanes.

[hoppingwooloo]

Aerodynamics or something, I don't really know myself.

[pokemonadoptioncenter]

Which part, how they get in the sky or how they manage to stay there until they have to land?

[professorsreserch]

Both, really.

Even Lord Braveiary couldnt fly for more then a few killometers.

[pokemonadoptioncenter]

Oh, it is because it is mechanical and not powered directly by Pokemon. It allow it more endurance and resistance over time, I guess, since machines don't really get tired per say.

The shape of the airplanes is what allow it to stay afloat, by redirecting the air in such a way that it doesn't get much resistance and also keep it up. After all, at the speed it goes in the air, it really need to save power and friction to avoid problems.

They start on long strip of land, that they get momentum by going forward. It is only when they get enough that they start to take off, redirecting the panels on the wings of the plane so they can go up. It is with those panels that they can also turn or go down afterwards.

As for the power/mechanical side of it, I can try to explain it but it really isn't my specialty.

[professorsreserch]

The more I learn about the modern world, the more I am confused.

For example, Airplanes.

[hoppingwooloo]

Aerodynamics or something, I don't really know myself.

[pokemonadoptioncenter]

Which part, how they get in the sky or how they manage to stay there until they have to land?

[hoppingwooloo]

All of it. This stuff is confusing...

[pokemonadoptioncenter]

Well, yes there is aerodynamics in play, for the shape of the plane. It allow it to go through air with less friction, less resistance so it need less power/fuel for the same distance. It allow it also better mobility. It is what allow it also to stay in the sky, as it shift the air in such a way that it keep it up.

Then, it is mechanical parts and the like to give it power to actually take off at first. Engine and all that jazz. They use long strips of land to get some momentum so they have enough pressure, in a way of speaking, in order that when they shift the panels on the wings, it bring them up.

Landing is pretty much letting the momentum slow enough to go down and stop on the ground. They just need to balance it so it does it softly and not in a crash.

[professorsreserch]

The more I learn about the modern world, the more I am confused.

For example, Airplanes.

[hoppingwooloo]

Aerodynamics or something, I don't really know myself.

[pokemonadoptioncenter]

Which part, how they get in the sky or how they manage to stay there until they have to land?

[razz-berry-tazz]

Tuffbury Nursery Fundraiser is Underway!

I won't be able to post much today, but the bakesale and adoption event will both be happening throughout the day!

If any Galarians can make it down to Route 5 between Turffield and Hulbury, feel free to check it out! You'll be helping the nursery afford good quality toys and bedding for their Pokémon!

[rookidee-roost]

Sounds like a good excuse to buy some apple tarts!

[wooloomilo]

"Everyone has a little autism" WRONG!! autistic people are PEOPLE!! THEY SHARE TRAITS WITH OTHER PEOPLE!!

May have been fueled by an interaction with someone trying to buy a wooloo from me for their autistic child and was super passive aggressive about their child's disability

[pokemonadoptioncenter]

Even more, even if, if, we entertain the sheer notion that 'everyone has a little autism', that include you. So why are you speaking ill of it if you have it too, idiot?!?

Don't even get me started on the "Oh, you are high functioning, it doesn't show and doesn't affect you." I sweat to Arceus-

[pokemonadoptioncenter]

'Well, let me present you one reason we were slower to come back online, a few weeks back. We had to identify, confirm and fill *all* the paperwork to register those new variants discovered on the island. I present to you Windecho and Chimparei, variant of Chimecho that seem to only have the right condition to turn as such on the island. I'll do some more introductions about them later on, but I wanted to present them to you.' 'TAKE CARE IF YOU VISIT TO NOT GET SPOOKED BY STRANGE SOUNDS, FOR THEIR CHIMES SOUND EERILY DEPENDING ON WHICH ONE!' 'Right. But yeah, we have plenty going on behind the scenes, work wise.'

-Dogwood

[calice-malice]

Z-Moves Ask Game! <3 (a bunch of random questions!)

Breakneck Blitz - Do you like things to be hectic or calm?

All-Out Pummeling - Do you enjoy battling? If so, what is the most fun part?

Supersonic Skystrike - Do you think that you should be allowed to fly on your pokémon's back? Why?

Acid Downpour - Have you ever eaten something you shouldn't have?

Tectonic Rage - Do you and your pokémon like the indoors or outdoors more?

Continental Crush - Have you ever gone hiking?

Savage Spin-Out - Do your pokémon have any accessories?

Never-Ending Nightmare - Do you dislike anyone specific? Why?

Corkscrew Crash - Do you enjoy the Sinistea rides at amusement parks?

Inferno Overdrive - Do you and your pokémon like the heat?

Hydro Vortex - Do you and your pokémon like the rain?

Bloom Doom - Have you grown a plant yourself before? DId it go well?

Gigavolt Havoc - Say about yourself or your pokémon that others usually find surprising!

Shattered Psyche - What is the worst take you've heard?

Subzero Slammer - Do you and your pokémon like the cold?

Devastating Drake - Are you empathetic?

Black Hole Eclipse - What is the weirdest rumour you've heard recently?

Twinkle Tackle - Did you have a favourite toy as a child, or do you have a favourite toy now?

Catastropika - Do you enjoy contests? If so, what is the most fun part?

Sinister Arrow Raid - Are you afraid of anything?

Malicious Moonsault - Do you think you're naturally malicious?

Oceanic Operetta - Do you like music? What is your favourite genre?

Guardian of Alola - Do you have anything you'd protect?

Soul-Stealing 7-Star Strike - Have you ever gotten into a physical fight?

Stoked Sparksurfer - Have you ever done or considered doing Mantine Surfing?

Pulverizing Pancake - What is your favourite and least favourite food? Why?

Extreme Evoboost - Can you adapt well in most situations?

Genesis Supernova - What legends do you believe in?

10,000,000 Volt Thunderbolt - Do you like things to be more flashy or less flashy?

Clangorous Soulblaze - Do you like loud music, or do you prefer it to be calm?

Splintered Stormshards - Have you ever broken something intentionally?

Searing Sunraze Smash - Do you and your pokémon like the day?

Menacing Moonraze Maelstrom - Do you and your pokémon like the night?

Light That Burns the Sky - What legends do you like the most? Which ones the least?

Let's Snuggle Forever - Share a positive experience you've had recently!

[prof-hemp420]

As always, please put the question IN the ask. I don't want to have to look it up.

[premierball-irl]

Share your journey rival stories. I’ll start.

She was a girl I went to school with who was a total bitch half the time, she went on to mellow out but specializes in fairy types in galar now. Honestly she did really save my ass once against some shady guys and I think that was around the time we started being actual friends. She used to be scared of dark types but got along with my houndoom really well after some time.

[frozenflmes]

He was a boy in my class who might've been a pokémon with how much Super Luck he had. n he was a lot of fun to hang out w and i think we were even friends before Kyurem but I'm not sure since a lot of stuff from back then is fuzzy 😔 i definitely knew him though!

Our sponsor gave us both cubchoo when he was helping make sure all the kids who lived through the attack would still get to go on journeys n stuff. My rival was never rly an ice type lover the same way i am and he caught a bunch of different types n stuff while we were traveling through unova but he still cared. And we were good friends even with all the competition that happened.

We kinda drifted apart after our journeys though. i dont kno what hes up to now.

[professor-amaryllis]

Mine is, a bit complex, as i did not meet my rival until after i had dropped out of the gym challenge. We worked together, for a long time, and we would always get just, incredibly worked up over who could do anything faster or better or more efficiently.

Despite that we had a lot of solidarity, i don't know how many times one of us would patch the other up after some display of reckless youth. He was my best friend for many years. I wont forget the day i "won" by getting the promotion we were both vying for.

I still miss him.

[official-raihan]

Well it was in Motostoke, for the Gym Challenge, and I challenged him to a battle. Leon beat my ass, obviously, and I was salty about it so I decided to follow him around and keep getting beat by him the whole time. Eventually we just.. made friends, and that was that.

Love you Lee <3

[stoutlandtrainer]

You guys had rivals?

[pokemonadoptioncenter]

Honestly, same, you had rivals? I mean, I started later than others that year because I had moved from Kalos to Kanto, but still!

[that-one-fairy-sword-guy]

As it's getting spring please remember that bee pokemon will be a bit more active! If you have any bee guys they might be hopping out of the pokeball more and trying to go outside! I personally like to place a few flowers in my house for my ribombee. It does the trick pretty much!