Polaneva

‘99 bi af. Currently struggling to find a job I don’t hate - TERFs, racists, and bigots can deepthroat a cactus :)

[moongrottos]

flowery as a character is fascinating to me because he is introduced as a obvious over exaggeration of the bishonen main love interest (which as we all know is PRIME tumblr sexyman bait) and me and others I know were like haha can't get us this time toby. i know what you're doing here i wont fall for it!

and then as the chapter goes on and the Themes and Traits start showing with him and youre like FUCKKKKK. the Themes. its like seeing a brightly coloured poisonous frog and backing away for 2 seconds before running back and shoving it in your mouth

[punkyboysblog]

Bruh what if we lived together 😳😳😳and had a garden😳😳😳😳

[furryprovocateur]

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

[girlswater]

[i-can-bench-220]

this is it. this is the funniest scooby doo clip

[nosleepforaiba-deactivated20251]

[consumerofshorthomies]

god, the voice actor cooked with this one

[shamebats]

For context: Jonis Josef is a famous Norwegian comedian.

[brightlotusmoon]

[andhumanslovedstories]

I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought “why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff,” so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It’s alright if you can’t because apparently I fuckin couldn’t either

[andhumanslovedstories]

Cutting something out of your life because you think you don’t need it any more only to realize that it was in fact working as intended and preventing a problem that will return should you stop doing this is a good experiment to run periodically with something small like dandruff shampoo, lest you start to think it would be a good idea to do this with like let’s say public health and the social safety net and vaccines

[thomrainierskies]

I had a liver transplant when I was 14 and like six months later I was chatting with my surgeon and he said “there’s gonna come a time, probably when you’re a teenager, where you’re gonna think, ‘I feel great, why am I still taking all this medication? I haven’t needed it in years.’ and you’re gonna want to stop taking all this medication. Guess what’s gonna happen then? You’re gonna go into rejection and your liver is gonna start failing, and you’re gonna be dying again, and we’re gonna have to find you another liver. So don’t do that.” And I said “why the fuck would anyone do that?” and he said “people are stupid.”

every once in a while when I get annoyed by a pharmacy or don’t wanna get out of bed to do my drugs I think “ugh, this is dumb, why do I do this?” and that conversation slams into me like a truck and I remember that I am, in fact, stupid

[zenosanalytic]

#you are not immune to the recency bias(via@arrows-for-pens)

[morethanonebraincell]

Every person on earth needs to read this post. It will make people’s lives a lot better and lessen the crises everyone faces in day-to-day lives.

[ziggy-scardust]

I reblog this every time I see it because I am not immune to the recency bias

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

[dimetrodone]

What is this thing

[dimetrodone]

Investigation on his nature

[sforzzz]

copper ii sulfate has no reason to be this blue. this shade of blue looks like it should only be a digital invention

[rabbitindisguise]

forbidden blue raspberry candy

[milf--adjacent]

[faemorrigan]

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

[faemorrigan]

"this story is misogynistic!!"

>looks inside

>about the pressures of societal misogyny and how its bad

[problematicghosty]

you’re allowed to be a boy btw. You’re allowed to be a girl. You’re allowed to be both or neither or something else entirely. You’re allowed.

[validblogname]

one fight at a time

[lizardlicks]

Black Hills drilling project canceled after backlash from tribes

A South Dakota mining company has canceled a drilling project in the Black Hills after opposition from Native American tribes and local grou

[wizxrdpendrxgon]

The backlash was a major lawsuit from 9 tribes alongside other lawsuits from advocacy groups like NDN Collective. You can support NDN Collective by donating to them here.

[gio99999]

The thing that intrigues me the most about Flowery as a character is that despite all his meta fuckery he seems to not care at all about what the player wants.

His weapon and armors are bound to his inventory, he often proposes the $!?# Squad solutions that are functionally easier (infinte money, ways back to the Light World, etc...) but wouldn't exactly be "entertaining" to someone who witnesses it all as a story rather than a quest.

(more under cut)

Whether you go through chapter 5 sparing or fighting every enemy, it doesn't change his battle or the ending of the chapter, he always has his own recruits helping him regardless. (Hell, if you do the weird route "Flowery" doesn't even exist).

Notably, when he fights against the Knight, he stands on the left side of the battle screen, where the "protagonists" usually stand, but unlike when Susie enters a battle by herself the Soul doesn't go towards him, and we have no control over any of his actions.

His DESIGN. Obviously Toby didn't create him for the sole purpose of being a Tumblr Sexyman™ (he wrote that Sans vs Reigen thing for the tournament a few years ago, he knows what kind of freak people like), but the fact that so many fans feel irked by his "anime-ness", combined with the surprise of seeing an adult human in the UTDR art style AND his animated introduction (sudden, high-budget and lacking in comedic tone, contrasted with Tenna's, which feels more diagetic and closer to the typical humor and artstyle we're familiar with to that point) makes it feel like him being less appealing was an intentional decision.

Honestly I feel like the largely negative fan reception to Flowery has made me appreciate him more specifically because of this apparent lack of care for us. Yeah he can be an asshole, he can be overly cruel under dire circumstances for him and his friends, but the idea that he doesn't care to change his personality to appeal more to the time-warping all-seeing entity we are DESPITE HIM KNOWING ABOUT SO MUCH SHIT makes him somewhat cool in my book.

TLDR I think Flowery has more depth than people give the team credit for and I would get drinks with him. He's paying though.

[feralratbitesu]

[fish-sidekick]

immortalizing this

& more

[hyunota]

*sigh of annoyance*

[killerqueenmp3]

[laura-the-swarming]

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

[papersnatch]

no, seth