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[babushkaat]

[hunter-rodrigez]

kitty perfect weight for picking up for cuddles! kitty very Soft and warm and will purr comfortably in your arms. Pick up kitty. no problems ever when picking up kitty because good weight and size for picking up after surgery.

[kinakoala]

[anxietyproblem]

[phantomrose96]

*sends out email I've been putting off* ah finally :). ah that's a weight off my shoulders :). ah I can relax an-- *receives response to email* what the fuck. what the fuck. what the fuckkkk

[ziggyzagreus]

[lynati]

...too soon.

[ariadne-mouse]

me, unloading a fitted sheet from the dryer: *squinting* what's that you've got in your mouth

fitted sheet: nothing :)))))))

me, prying open its twisted jaws: na-ah!!! give it to me RIGHT now!!

fitted sheet: *resentfully spits out a wad of 3 very damp dishtowels, a pillowcase, and a pathetically sodden washcloth*

[steakosaur]

[horreurscopes]

starting a collection for my anthropology class can you guys send me more posts like these

[horreurscopes]

[puppydog-pyrolosis]

Here's a few I have

[heartwarminganimals]

Tail inspection

Source on twitter

[leandra-kinard]

Did you know that red pandas are real pandas and great pandas are fake pandas because they're just bears? Real pandas are more closely related to raccoons, and great pandas to dogs.

[madlori]

<zoo docent mode ON>

Red pandas are stinkin adorable! The word "panda" just means "animal that eats bamboo," so they are both equally worthy of being called that, as it's one of the few things they share! But at my zoo we like to say that the red panda is the OG panda, because they were discovered first, about 50 years before the giant panda.

<zoo docent mode OFF>

[todaysbird]

I'm sorry google ai can you repeat that

[todaysbird]

So I had to try this and

Alright. I hate AI but I am relieved that mama will be back soon.

[orcboxer]

things not looking good for baby opossum

[ak-nm]

[mtfautoandrophile]

it’s so fucked up when you see something you KNOW is a portal to somewhere but you can’t figure out how to activate it. this is the most frustrating feeling that plagues modern man.

[catsuggest]

[goodnightmari]

I did not know they were stackable ?????????

[creepymutelilbugger]

many aren't aware of this.

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[beaft]

my cat hates taking his pills. the only way we can get him to eat them is to turn it into an elaborate pantomime - we take the packet out of the cupboard slowly and hold it up, saying “oh!! what’s this? what’s this? a TREAT? a TREAT for louis????” while making surprised faces. we offer him a pill… then, before he has a chance to sniff it, we wag our fingers at him and replace it in the packet so it becomes a Tantalising Forbidden Mystery. we continue doing this until he’s so confused and excited that he will eat the pill as fast as possible, just so he can find out what it is before we can take it away from him again. as soon as he’s eaten it he looks utterly disappointed and betrayed, like a child who just ate a delicious sweet only to find it was a chocolate-coated brussels sprout. it never gets old

[autumngracy]

Op this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read

[fucktheflagandfuckyou]

op how could you just hide this from me in the tag this makes this objectively 10000000% funnier

[stalling]

50 First Doses

[skyline-sunset-in-my-veins]

You trick Louis? You trick Louis like a common fool? Oh jail, jail for owners ONE MILLION YE-oh what’s this? A treat?

[bluehome91]

Walking on water.

After reaching the sea ice at 82° North, we came across this young male Polar Bear riding the storm swells and navigating effortlessly through a maze of pack ice. One of the most incredible sights I’ve witnessed in the Arctic. Watch until the end to see the power of the swell moving beneath the ice.

Captured on the Ronin 4D aboard @lecommandantcharcot on our way to the North Pole.

#exploration #ponant #arctic #polarbear

[obscurelittlebird]

Incorrect Quotes: Jane Eyre (70/?)

Source

[pom-pi-dom]

K

[shinraalpha]

i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.