A Queen

18/Female/Fight Me

[genuinehumanboy]

you can only reblog this today

[salty-french-fry]

Golden rule of thumb for art kids: reblogging Bob Ross will bless you latest work

[gloamingdove]

Happy birthday to this gentle soul 

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

How come Tony Stark gets to fight villains naked all the time in the comics but not in the movies? I am being denied my rights!

[bazingaholmes98]

Umm OP I need some evidence (PICTURES GIVE ME PICTURES)

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Never let it be said that I don’t give the people what they want (UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE *side eyes Marvel*)

[sketchy-activities]

A better question is why the fuck is he naked under his armour?? Wouldn’t that hurt? If you wanna get stark naked he’s gotta have clothes to begin with

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

You’re right. We deserve naked Tony AND the undersuit.

[gil-estel]

i can’t believe op didn’t include avengers prime, which is perhaps my favorite instance of Naked Tony Stark™

[onlyhappyendingshere]

JUST DO IT MARVEL! IT’S THE LEAST YOU CAN DO AFTER THE BULLSHIT THAT WAS THE LAST 3 AVENGERS MOVIES

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

SHOW US THE IRONDICK

[hisnameisalhaitham]

Omg. Its back.

So thats where we got the term ‘Stark Naked’ literally naked Tony Stark omg im wheezing

[ssironstrange]

it got better

[riverthunder]

I’m sorry, are you telling me there was an occasion where a naked Tony Stark flicked a flower and a few blades of grass at a someone and got a reaction that wasn’t “are you serious”???

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

@riverthunder They were distracted by the irondick.

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Clearly someone at Marvel agrees with me and should be the one making the movies. 

[right2die]

im quaking

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

@tralfazziod

#you know who would put the irondick in? taika #he would put the most glorious stark naked u ever saw in a4 I stg

This person knows what they’re talking about

[mranthonyedwardstark]

Bless me.

[ussfriendship]

This is the most ridiculous thirst post ever. Thank you.

[generic-queer-comic-fan]

Give us the irondick.

[living-dead-parker]

Now that we’ve seen the bat dick, can we see the irondick?? I mean I know the batdick isn’t from the same universe but mARVEL, IF DC GAVE US WHAT WE DIDN’T WANT WHY CAN’T YOU GIVE US WHAT WE WANT???

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

It’s occurred to me that RDJ might be uncomfortable doing this. Of course, the comfort of the actors is always a concern to me. As such, if it comes to that, I suggest either a body double or CGI.

[kitty-cat-neko-chan]

RDJ would most likely be comfortable with it as long as he actual dick was covered.

He’s got mostly naked before.

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Dick out or nothing. #give the irondick liberty or give us death

[taurusart]

I mean. His children are watching this movies if i were him i wouldn’t like them to see the irondick u know?

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Cover their eyes

[arineedssleep]

cover their eyes.

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

That’s what I do with my brother when we watch game of thrones

[gojoluvr69]

*winston duke voice* uhh this is a Disney movie

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Tell Disney to meet me in the pit.

[bored-pixie]

Viva le revoldicktion

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Viva le revoldicktion

[thekaijucake]

*le gasp* ITS BACK!

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

I will never leave, never rest, not until we have been granted our Stan Lee granted RIGHTS!

[rk-spidey]

iron dick, iron dick, iron dick, irON DICK, IRON DICK,

IRON DICK IRON DICK IRON DICK

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

@seaside-howell speaking the gospel truth

[old-castle-canary]

This whole thread is amazing

[nerunerd7]

if iron man was a girl this thread would not exist

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

You’ve chosen the wrong person — because not only am I bisexual, I am all for destroying this country’s weird discomfort with sex and nudity where graphic violence isn’t as bad as showing a butt for five seconds.

[beequeen16]

I dont know if I’m proud or dissapointed. This is the largest thread I’ve ever read , and it’s about Tony Stark’s dick.

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Interesting question: Is this thread as long as the irondick? We don’t know because Marvel won’t show us!

[definition-of-fandom-trash-deac]

please why does this keep showing up on my dash

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

*ominous chanting* Iron-Dick, Iron-Dick,

Iron-Dick, Iron-Dick, Iron-Dick,

Iron-Dick, IRON-DICK

[the-weeping-doll]

The devil works hard …

but the leader of le Revoldicktion works harder

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

It’s nice to be appreciated.

[parkerthehero-deactivated201909]

This post is too fuckin large…. kinda like the irondick

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

No, perfect size, also like the irondick.

[ivy-jeebies]

this post has appeared before me yet again

unlike the irondick

juST MAKE THE MOVIES R-18 AND DONE

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT

[ssironstrange]

rdj has had his dick out on set for like the last 30 years that man don’t give a fuck. less than zero? naked fur? naked wonder boys? mostly naked friends & lovers? wearing panties and also naked restoration? he literally runs down a hall with nothing more than feathers? attached to his dick 1969? almost naked, runs around in his underwear sherlock holmes? mostly naked random photoshoots? mostly naked

he’d do a naked tony scene faster than you could say “give me the irondick”

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Only thing stopping us now is Marvel. Now, I maybe only five feet tall and completely non-intimidating on a physical level, but for the Revoldicktion? You better your ass I would fight them and WIN.

[theredbellybird]

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

*openly sobbing* Beautiful

[forest-on-fire-douse-my-soul]

Me trying to figure out why i’m following this account: Oh yeah this exists

[hisnameisalhaitham]

THIS POST IS GONNA BE LONGER THAN

The IRONDICK

LONGERRRRR AND BIGGER AND BETTER

And good bye *Screee*

[callsignyoshiderg]

*adds to make it longer*

Thiccccccccccc

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Thicc like the irondick

[annabellebear]

Good god y'all are thirsty

[travelerofbothtime-and-space]

thirsty and proud

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Someone translate “thirsty and proud” to Latin, because that is now my official motto

[blackarrow-bagels]

HELLO I AM IM AP LATIN MAYHAPS I CAN HELP @incorrect-ironstrange

“Superbus sitientique”

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Perfect

[marsh-potatoes]

im so afraid, this post is radiating with a violent chaotic energy stronger than the god of lesbians himself,, please have mercy on my people q n q

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

No mercy until our demands are met!

[nonstop-anxiety-attacks-blog]

But in the comics it never actually shows the dick so why are you saying that you deserve to see it?

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Because I do. I, personally, deserve it.

[s-a-t-e-s-s]

This appears on my timeline at least twice a day and everytime I just sigh and go ‘it’s the fucking irondick post again’

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

And now you’ve helped make it longer. I want to use the ‘congratulations you played yourself’ image but that guy doesn’t go down on his wife so

[ironstangprinxietymyloves]

Never let this dieeeee I see this at least 4 times a day and I’m blessed… Give me irondick or give ironstange hahaha COME ON MARVEL U pussy TRY ME

[xexued]

Watch tumblr flag this

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Probably. But I don’t know how to check that, nor do I care enough to learn.

[robbyrobinabitch]

Irondick is on my dash yet again.

[shirolucifer]

I NEED THIS

[tonystarkdefensesquadmember-dea]

We ALL know that rdj would do it. And we all know he’s huge.

[ironinkpen]

concept: after a few meetings, miles’ dad finally realizes that spiderman is like. a kid. and not even like a college kid, an actual, legitimate, “thinks dropping his voice actually disguises it” child. after his freak out (he went up against king pin but he’s so small?? rio he said he loved me he’s a baby-) he becomes very determined To Stop Spiderman (From Hurting Himself), but since the kid’s so slippery he mostly just… dads at him from the sidelines, yells encouragements and backs him up in fights and asks him if he’s okay afterwards between lectures on vigilantism and also do your parents know where you are young man? and at some point the double parenting starts to confuse miles and he accidentally calls him dad to his face while in the spiderman suit without even noticing. but jefferson notices and is like. Ah. My Child Now. and Operation: Stop Spiderman turns into Operation: Adopt Spiderman. so anyway he’s currently trying to figure out how to ask miles if he’d be okay with having a brother and miles is currently trying to figure out how to tell his own father that he can’t actually adopt him 

[silvermoonphantom]

OP please I want to read this so bad

[skepticalmuppet]

[esmeriandreamer]

[alocalfrog]

I want the mcelroy brothers to guest star on critical role, but they’re all playing the same character (three goblins in a trench coat)

[thechaotictrickster]

Hey can the Cards Against Humanity people see if they can run tumblr please?

[thechaotictrickster]

THIS HAS MORE THAN 400 NOTES WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK??

[frogsfloattoo]

Why doesn’t thid have MORE notes?

[ahsteria]

it’s a known fact that nasa = gay. have you ever seen a straight person wearing a nasa tee? no, ofc not. we’ve got the moon. now mars. next thing you know it’s the entire solar system. boom the milky way. the gays are spreading, in this essay i will

[popeyes-orgasm]

Where us the rest of the essay op?

[ahsteria]

it’s a known fact that nasa = gay. have you ever seen a straight person wearing a nasa tee? no, ofc not. we’ve got the moon. now mars. next thing you know it’s the entire solar system. boom the milky way. the gays are spreading, in this essay i will

[beardedchrisevans]

[crapcomedy]

[purple-mirrors-deactivated20240]

Big mood currently

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

my blog aesthetic is ‘things you could hear from that ratty old man who sits in front of convenience stores and Speaks’

[freddiepoos-deactivated20170429]

REBLOG IF YOU'RE A QUEEN FAN

I don’t care if you’re a huge fan or a kinda fan or a new fan, just do it. I wanna see something.

[lovelyirony]

every tony stark stan knows the best avenger is rhodey so jot that down right quick 

[starkravinghazelnuts-deactivate]

NASA really gonna save our boy. 👏😭

[butchgender-remade-deactivated2]

are you a last christmas by wham gay or a all i want for christmas is you by mariah carey gay

[openedthroat]

all lesbian and bi girls are last christmas gays and all gay and bi boys are all i want for christmas gays. apart from maybe a few.you can’t change my mind

[butchgender-remade-deactivated2]

you know what its true and you should say it

[borealing]

Tumblr has BTE (big thanos energy) cause they just killed half the userbase and didnt solve any problems at all

[hedgehog-goulash7]

Reblogging because it’s true…