Bippity bopitty I love you!

Here is a no hating zone! Be nice and disscus what you want!

[google-searchhistory-official]

[poppyseedoncaffeine]

I sometimes hate being pan.

[animesickos]

We're on a new platform with a totally different audience...we have to prove ourselves all over again...convince a totally new group of people to think we're funny and worth your attention....so allow me to drop some of my "A" material....the funniest thing I got.......here goes....... jeef berky

[punkrorschach]

[nerdgasrnz]

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[combthecombel]

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

[verityglasses]

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

[fairytail-angel]

This is one of my favourite things to look at

[strampunch]

holy shit this stuff is back

[livia-jones]

The Gravity Falls one though

[nightowlhowell]

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

[artfulhobbes]

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

IT GOT BETTER

[nukewolf]

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

[cm8x-insanity]

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

[roses-in-fire]

Never not reblog

[ryrobsessed]

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

[cate-geo]

Oh my God, there are so many new ones

[cyber-corp]

It’s like looking at an influential piece from an art period…

[the-haiku-bot]

It’s like looking at

an influential piece from

an art period…

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[flingthebook]

@bl00dy-err0r

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Hobie Brown from Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse was with me. I don’t remember what he was doing though, he was kinda just doing his own thing.

[ramshacklefey]

For years I would look at posts and questionnaires about neurodivergence that takes about being so focused on something that you forgot to eat and be like, "Couldn't be me. Being hungry is so uncomfortable! Your stomach is growling and cramping? How do you ignore that?"

Then someone informed me that neurotypical people have a whole bunch of "hungry" sensations before they get to that point.....

[small-witch-big-hat]

They what

[ramshacklefey]

Yeah, I don't get it either, but apparently this is a Whole Thing.... Like they somehow detect blood sugar dropping and go, "Ooh, time for lil snack!"

See also: there is a feeling of "oh, I need to pee" that happens before "fidgeting around in my seat to finish this thing before running to the bathroom"

[bubblesthemonsterartist]

I read this and was like, "this can't be real" and then I looked for sources and like--

Adapting Intuitive Eating for Neurodivergent People — RDs for Neurodiversity

Adapting Intuitive Eating for Neurodivergent People

"This can be very harmful for neurodivergent people, as many neurodivergent people struggle to feel internal cues and bodily sensations, including hunger and fullness. An emphasis on “only eating when hungry” can result in neurodivergent people delaying eating until they are so hungry that they are shaky, highly irritable, or even on the verge of passing out. A focus on “stopping when full” may cause neurodivergent people to overthink every bite they take and scrutinize whether they are truly hungry or truly full.  To modify Intuitive Eating for neurodivergent people, it may be important to focus on eating enough and eating consistently throughout the day, rather than eating according to one’s hunger and fullness cues. Neurodivergent people may need more of a structured meal and snack schedule than neurotypical folks in recovery, as well as some guidelines around a minimum amount of food. This does not make their eating less intuitive or their recovery less real - it is an important way of honouring their body’s needs and unique ways of functioning."

WHAT??????

[teaboot]

what the fuck

[poppyseedoncaffeine]

Hah... heh... um i'm gonna take a break from writing for a bit and get a snack.

[garaks-padded-bra]

babysitting a kid right now, and hes pretend napping and ive got lullaby music on and everything (this is something he likes to do.) and hes pretending to sleep talk. This is all normal enough except the only words hes choosing to say are *snoooooorrre*…… cinnamon challenge…. my god………..Cinnamon challeng………..

[garaks-padded-bra]

Same kid just passed me a note reading “I Ned Car”

I was like why do you need a car? And he just sighed and kicked the floor and said “Needa get outta here man.”.

[poppyseedoncaffeine]

Bro has been watching movies way before his time

[possumsoldacc]

Woe, doddle I did awhile ago be upon thee

[possumsoldacc]

I was looking for one specific post I made. This is not it but I forgot how funny it was. So woe once again

[possumsoldacc]

Quick thing I want to address. I am in the DCA Fandom/DCAMV and The Sun And Moon Show fandom. Simp for in game/DCA Sun and Moon, not SAMS Sun and Moon. Especially not SAMS Moon as he has repeatedly stated he’s aroace and has been shown being uncomfortable with the idea of him being in a romantic relationship. While my simping is what lead me to SAMS, it is not why I stayed. SAMS’s characters are completely separate characters from their Fnaf counterpart in my mind, but I still love the characters in this show. So basically, the simp stuff I post/reblog has nothing to do with SAMS, so don’t get things mixed up

[possumsoldacc]

Important note for any new people

[poppyseedoncaffeine]

It is ok to ship Moon from the in game/DCA fandom it is not ok to ship the SAMS fandom, people from the SAMS fandom know hes AroAce and STILL ship him with others. That is disgusting and demeaning to anyone who is Asexual or/and Aromantic. You wouldn't misgender Monty, don't ship Moon with others. I get that we joke that old Moon and Monty acted like an old married couple. But think of it like an arranged marriage where both Moon and Monty are like 'yeah we can be "friends" but I ain't kissing you' they have both told the fandom that they do not see each other romantically and would like ya'll to stop. If you ship these guys together in the SAMS fandom please stop, or unfollow me. Know the differences between these two parts of FNAF and keep ships in their respective places.

[in-a-mellow-tone]

Fuck it, post lamb stew slow cooker recipe

[in-a-mellow-tone]

[in-a-mellow-tone]

How high was I last night?

How much lamb stew did I want to make??

1,814¾ lbs of Lamb????

[beemovieerotica]

>960 cups beef broth >2 bay leaves

the unfathomable power of bay leaf

[what-even-is-thiss]

One teaspoon salt

[poppyseedoncaffeine]

its a little too salty

[lookwhatyoudidithasanxiety]

Also how big of a bite are we talking about? like a small chunk? Is there a chunk of flesh and muscle that is gone? Or do I got some one inch bite marks going on? Both are bad ass, one hurts, the other one huts MORE and I will need physical therapy or to amputate.

Anonymous Anonymous

//Hmm.... I like to think that Harvest mainly went after your hand. After all, you were holding it out and offering the food to him. But I don't think he actually bit it off. More like...a few fingers? Maybe one or two didn't make it? He tried to restrain himself as best he could!

But you're not you when you're hungry.//

[poppyseedoncaffeine]

Did you just quote snickers?

also rip Anonymous Anonymous' fingers lol

[samoftheswamp]

I drew Eclipse and Moon from the Nice Eclipse AU.

The nice eclipse AU gives off that vibe of when you’re at a friend’s house and then their parents come in and start yelling at them, and then you just have to sit there awkwardly and pretend nothing happened when it’s over

[poppyseedoncaffeine]

I giggled, then Laughed, then cried.

[xpoisoned-stardustx]

Hey, you. Yes you. Reblog this if you think Sun from The Sun and Moon Show is a good character/you like him

as a character. I’m testing soemthing 👀

[possumsoldacc]

If anyone else is in both the Sun And Moon Show and Rise Of The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fandom, I have made an observation I’d like to share (spoilers for both shows)

Moon (more so Old Moon) and Donnie are the same person. Donnie is just Moon without the trauma. Donnie would ABSOLUTELY build a Newton Star. Moon would build something akin to a tech bo if he thought he would need it. Both of them commit tax evasion. Both are mad scientists. Both are more cynical and have a drier sense of humor then their brothers. Both are neurodivergent (we all know about Donnie’s autism, but Moon has been confirmed to have ADHD). Both have self worth issues. Both will experiment on their brothers. Both were created by someone who hates humanity. (But Draxum got better. I wonder if he’d like KC) I can go on

Moon would see Donnie not even wait to ask if anyone was gonna mentor him

[poppyseedoncaffeine]

I was thinking about these two the other day, I'm going to follow you now. I like the way you think

[catchymemes]

[abimee]

I hate the trope of "I refuse to hit women!! [Gets decked]" cause it's boring but I do like the trope of someone in an RPG going "hey I don't wanna hit a kid that's kinda fucked up" and the kid just obliterates them

[abimee]

"i refuse to hit a woman!" = Sexist, overdone, does nothing to actually empower the woman or make the guy seem nice

"I refuse to hit a kid" = valid, even funnier when the kid whips absolutely ass in one go

[screamting]

The ONLY exception to this is Mob Psycho where it's a kid vs woman fight, in which the kid doesn't want to hit a woman because he has been told that only scumbags hit women. And then the lady pauses the fight to explain this is a different situation and he's not bad for defending himself.

Then he proceeds to whip ass in one go.

[lover-of-skellies]

[tbdagent]

my tummy hurts but at least i have a medical professional (baby cat) accompanying me

[yossyislandd]

hi baby cat here. we hvae to cut you in to ten million pieces with my claws forever

[tbdagent]

are yhou sure about this doctor

[yossyislandd]

pawsitive

[t-counter]

T Count: 15

Letter Count: 168

Your T Percentage: 8.93%

Average T Percentage: 9.45%

You used the letter T 0.94 times as much as average.