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ADHD Agender He/Him (Rarely He/They) PFP and banner by Berryicet

[tailsdollr]

gonna be using these for when the rewrite + demo 5 comes out so be warned! free to use or redraw for your own purposes :)

[mersei47]

Mother figures: Tutorial Terry, Fear, possibly Azuri??

Father figures: Blackrock King, Captain Trotter, (criminally negligent) Shedletsky

you know what, count me as player's parent figure too (also in shedletsky's defense, he did acrually try to understand us in some part in this rewrite)

[v1springstorm]

i dont know how i messed up reading the first two words from the anon but i thought it said "mother figures: mysterious figure," and that created this mental image in my head

[mersei47]

this deserve a reblog actually

[archiarthur]

Happy Pride to whatever the fuck Griefer and Player have going on

[archiarthur]

Happy Pride 2026

[hyyl18]

TAG GAME GUYS

TAG YOUR MOOTS AND MAKE THEM EXPLAIN THEIR USERNAMES LORE

Starting with me:

Hyyl18 because when i was youngest i had a group in a random app with some friends and i didnt knew qhat username to use so i decided to create one with things i used to read since we were talking abt fanfic in this group so: Hot Yaoi Yuri Lemon +18 stuff (i was in my dirty era dont dare to judge me). Hyyl18 thats it. Now i use it everywhere yay

@patroclus-is-the-bigger-person @b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m @cuntyteardrop @glassesgirlies @leninthestarlight @bardorsomethinglikethat anyone else who wanna join tbh yay

[sirsamspade]

Thanks for tagging @lady-de-mon-coeur

When I was growing up we had this purebred mini poodle. And because he was purebred my Mama had to have a fancy purebred name for him. For some reason she chose Sir Sam Spade. And any time he was in trouble (which was often, he was a beautiful menace) she would call out [Our Last Name] Sir Sam Spade.

I always thought the name was super cool and when I wanted to stop being a bunch of stupid memes in a trenchcoat (meepbacon) and also let my online ID be a little more gender fucky I stole our dogs name for myself.

Later I learned that the Sam Spade part was actually the name of a very famous American detective from novels including The Maltese Falcon. Which is hilarious because I had already seen The Maltese Falcon ages before I connected those dots.

I tag @endreal @stabbyhobbit @punk-rocking-rose @dariluzzy21 @chronicyawn and @jigglypuff1994 no obligations. But I kind of enjoyed my weird info dump. Just don't try and trace it back to me IRL, lol.

[thechibiestdemon]

pspsp

@clowndestroyer2000

@blizard-enby

For Blizzie i have an okay-ish guess but clown not so much

[clowndestroyer2000]

Ive loved clowns since i was 3, and when i went to the circus at like 4ish, i stole one of the (very stereotypical) clowns hammers tht was HUGGGGE and hit them w/ it repeatedly, they played along and called me the clown destroyer, ive always like the nickname idk 💗

@idiot-dot-jpeg @donnie-account

[donnie-account]

its just Donatello from rottmnt. That's all, like I use Donnie as a nickname and donathan is also inspired by Donatello hamato.. my dead name is VERY DIFFERENT (I think some of my moots know my dead name but I trust them enough not to say it online)

@samthelocalshadow @batteriesandflashlights @quirky-petal @universalcozmo @castiels-slinky @stag-the-beetle @djdaartist

+ open tags!!!

[quirky-petal]

uhm...

I have no lore for my username lol

im just quirky and I got Petal from the fact that it used to be Lotus

and since I'm lazy AF its open tags

[samthelocalshadow]

Because my name is Sam and my sona used to be a shadow. + I like the word "local" soooo..

SAM THE LOCAL SHADOW-

[mothermerest]

uhhhruahhruh Evalene wants to be a mom and "merest" like a "mere mortal" is how it'd be used

I thought it was ironic since evalene is far from "mere"

@wpnzarsenal @karen-katphish-official @friends-blobs

[wpnzarsenal]

@samthelocalshadow and I met through an Ihnmaims rp blog in which I was roleplaying as Ted- (@ted-godsfavoritehostage) and one day me and Sam got to talking and I asked him to be a platonic husband- after a while I just started calling him my husband and then we started dating and he asked me if I wanted to make a WPNZ blog to go with him bc he had made a puzzles blog (@puzzlevision-pieces)

and I actually made this blog on a separate Google account from my Ted blog- this is actually on WPNZpuzzlefucker (MY REAL ACTUAL GMAIL) and I just thought “weapons arsenal” made sense so I made it WPNZarsenal- and now I’m wondering if I stole a username from @wpnzartillery…

Anyway that’s the long ass story behind my username and this whole account

@quirky-petal @willsolacesilly @wpnzpc @i-enjoy-the-gays @angielikestohavefun @astro-lmk-enjoyer @milymoon @moshbugs @berlinapplesss

[astro-lmk-enjoyer]

There isn’t much lore to it lol

Astro coz it’s was a name a liked and was delusional about asking to be called that, plus I like astronomy

The ‘lmk-enjoyer’ part is just Lego Monkie Kid enjoyer lol

I’m gonna change it tho coz it doesn’t fit me that well anymore but I got no idea :(

People I follow and wanna ask⬇️

@portable-ant @purble-turble @starrclown @moraent-keys

[portable-ant]

OKAY so

It started off as 'portable-saint' bc i was Deep into the rw rabbit hole and thought the idea of Saint being carried was funny. before being changed around. December 2025? where it became portable-ant bc of an inside joke on a minecraft server I love dearly. Yeah that's it lol

@berryicet @astronnonyy @compressedrage

[prettyboykatsuki-moved]

i always mean it when i say i love you btw

[prettyboykatsuki-moved]

‘but thats a stranger you dont know’ and i love them. i love that they exist and i love that they passed through my life. and i love u too btw

[teathattast]

reblog to tell your mutuals you love them for existing

[the-irreverend]

And stay safe everyone!

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[ororium-z]

Happy Pride!

[rootbeergoddess]

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

[thesaltofcarthage]

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

[lumpatronics]

SERVICE DOG PSA

So today I tripped. Fell flat on my face, it was awful but ultimately harmless. My service dog, however, is trained to go get an adult if I have a seizure, and he assumed this was a seizure (were training him to do more to care for me, but we didn’t learn I had epilepsy until a year after we got him)

I went after him after I had dusten off my jeans and my ego, and I found him trying to get the attention of a very annoyed woman. She was swatting him away and telling him to go away. So I feel like I need to make this heads up

If a service dog without a person approaches you, it means the person is down and in need of help

Don’t get scared, don’t get annoyed, follow the dog! If it had been an emergency situation, I could have vomited and choked, I could have hit my head, I could have had so many things happen to me. We’re going to update his training so if the first person doesn’t cooperate, he moves on, but seriously guys. If what’s-his-face could understand that lassie wanted him to go to the well, you can figure out that a dog in a vest proclaiming it a service dog wants you to follow him

[thetenderpassion]

[i-will-help-you-swim]

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I’m trying to prove something.

[cmoon-rabbit4-blog]

Reblog if your blog is a safe place for asexuals.

[maedaeeee]

hi i am asexual and i approve this message

[artemisiamasterofnone]

Hi I am the asexual

[obsessivebookwormalert]

hi, asexual

[nug-offical-deactiv]

hello all asexuals!!!

[trans-sans-offical]

I’m arospec, you’re all safe here :D

[mopni905]

I’m aromantic and I have ace packmates and headmates and it’s totally valid •^-^•

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[monster1994]

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

[kazokuhouou]

what if we don't wanna be?

[monster1994]

then i hope for peace

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[piksiew]

bacteriography portrait of Five Pebbles I made from yeast , mold , acrylic paints and other stuff i found

[epicallyepicnerdery]

[deeptrospection]

[headslikekites]

don't think about your life past 9pm teto