I HATE POSEIDON

he stinky

[truedeviance]

Mouthless Drake by chris8843

[poseidonhater]

This would be funnier if the orange man instead said "check your anis"

[poseidonhater]

If anyone ever puts a post like this on my dash I'll rip out their throat with my teeth

[midiport]

[denseboy]

let's give hozier a bow & arrow and see what he's capable of

[arnieinthesky]

Visit Original Link

[doktorpeace-deactivated20251208]

[fuade]

[1eos]

alright somebody add the ‘you can excuse racism?’ meme

[rubyapologism]

[christopher-bryant]

[blanketfortarchitect]

I can’t believe we get to use this for once without having to edit it

[lmaonade]

Why your icon is a blue onion?

ill beat your ass

[iguanamouth]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

star wars. not buying it. they LIKE the robots? they hang out socially? no. horrid little freaks

[poseidonhater]

I hate him I hate him I hate him

[marxisforbros]

Conversation with a Native Son: Maya Angelou and James Baldwin

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

ladies…stan yourself

[whitepeopletwitter]

[wellthatsjustamess]

[quantim]

[ghouloriented]

[guooey]

I still haven’t recovered from this

[valtsv]

anyone else remember being like 13 years old and watching that scene in how to train your dragon (2010) where hiccup carefully navigates the maze of lines toothless has drawn between them without breaking or stepping on any of them and with his back to toothless and eyes shut to demonstrate how he’s willing to put total faith in him not to harm him or run away and to show humility and a desire to establish a natural bond of mutual trust instead of the arrogance to try to force toothless to submit to his will and hearing the music crescendo and fade into silence as he finally crosses the last obstacle so that they’re standing mere inches from one another, tension built on years of bad blood between their two races, so immense it’s almost like a physical barrier, separating them, and after what feels like forever toothless presses his nose gently into hiccup’s outstretched palm and it fits perfectly like it was made solely for that specific purpose, and feeling all the hairs on your neck stand up and a stifling sensation that brought actual tears to your eyes rise in your throat as it touched something profound and full of unspeakable yearning inside you

[davvngwa]

You just want a dragon

[undead-bi-dinosaur]

Well of course I want a fucking dragon

[straycatj]

I trust you, Mr. J! You're a good kitty.

Yes, yes, trust me, please!

[hyrude]

cats r like if i cant watch you brush your teeth i dont want to be alive