Larvesta (shitpost)

idk I'm a bit meh on meds rn shit happens and shitposting 🫶

[enki2]

[shiftycryptid]

[imamagicmuffin]

[mouth-less]

[localvoidcreature62]

Horrible job everyone

[owlservice]

[girlbloke]

[depsidase]

[notahorseindisguise]

the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

[mysticorset]

Peer reviewed tags from @somanyofthekids

[notahorseindisguise]

NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP

[hiveswap]

While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive

[midnight-revolucion]

alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife

[notahorseindisguise]

im going INSANE thats MY POST.

[marlinspirkhall]

It's your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.

[theconcealedweapon]

This was posted on Facebook, and a dipshit in the comments said that the monkey could have worked very hard to gather the trillion bananas.

People like this don't understand how big a trillion is. If someone picked a banana every second with zero breaks, it would take over 30,000 years for them to gather a trillion bananas.

[isuggestrevolution]

i have a suggestion

[depsidase]

[nyctoheart]

these tags are so funnyyyy

[catchymemes]

[dailycatsblog]

[spiribia]

Creative workaround for those who haven’t seen it

[silly-filly]

Someone in the reddit comments made a similar dress inspired by it and posted a pattern with it!

[coffeefocusrat]

they should serve eggnog year round as a controversial milk

[coffeefocusrat]

meant an alternative milk .

[correctopinionhaver]

me and the family when the eggnog issue comes up

[godisafujoshi]

It’s uncomfortable how the cutting board and cabinets split the picture in halves.

[ygmtwr-atrus]

It's meant to symbolize the division created by the eggnog

[viralfrog]

[depsidase]

[noah-wyles]

all i want for 2026 is that gigantic rancid AI bubble to finally burst in such a catastrophic way that the consequences will be so good and i'll never have to see another AI generated image ever again

[kosmogrl]

[konoko]

[iwatch-thebees]

me forcing my followers to look at my newest obsession