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Please, feel free to browse my Catalogue (catalogue is updated monthly)
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if i was a starbucks barista id put cold foam on top of a monster energy and id call it the public execution
Public Execution
Description:
The barista’s favorite
Ingredients:
Monster Energy
Cold foam
Effects:
Compel customers to go home
Price:
100 Gold
-or-
Free if you work there
why did tumblr freak out and reblog that 5ish times
ok this is gonna sound insane but when i was in high school we made a drink that we called a “fuck you” which was black coffee, crushed up adderall, and fireball whiskey.
The fact that young people make it past their late teens/early twenties is a miracle
A “Fuck You”
Description:
A high school and college specialty.
Ingredients:
Black Coffee
Crushed up adderall
Fireball whiskey
Effects:
Has a 30% chance to apply the status ailment death
Has a 70% chance to apply the status buff survivor’s bias
Price:
2 Gold
the new drink of the new decade
Wait- how is this diet
one sip and you decide not to drink the rest
Diet Dr. Nasty
Description:
The new drink of the decade!
Ingredients:
Mello Yello Peach
Pibb Xtra Cherry Vanilla
Effects:
Compels you to Stop Drinking
Price:
7 Gold
BAD STARBUCKS ORDERS #1. “THE NOTHING FRAPPUCINO”
order: tall “frappuccino” with NO FLAVOURING. just milk, ice, and starbucks brand “cream flavoured” frappucino base syrup. nothing else
tasting notes: bad. tastes of nothing with an aftertaste of petrol. i think this is like the subliminal flavouring they put in all the starbucks drinks to pavlov you into getting addicted to the starbucks brand identity. but i now know the secret and am thus immune
digestibility: low.
final verdict: 10/10. do not order this drink
The Nothing Frappucino
Description:
What she said
Ingredients:
Milk
Ice
Cream frappe base
Effects:
Chance of applying the status ailment Starbucks Addiction
Applies the status: Puzzlement to the Barista - Starbucks Baristas will wonder if you’re okay.
Price:
4.25 Gold
Dragon Cum
Thick And Creamy
Burns A Bit On The Way Down
You Can Feel It In Your Stomach
If these descriptors don’t make the drink sound worthy of the name “Dragon Cum,” then, well, you’re probably not the same level of Furry Trash that I am. All the same, if you like sweet drinks, are a fan of sipping, or are just a culinary or alcoholic explorer, Dragon Cum may be worth a shot! It’s pretty straight-forward. 1 part Fireball cinnamon whiskey, paired with one part Hazelnut Coffee Creamer, and you have the most basic variant. You could always mix it up, use a different kind of creamer, say, cinnamon roll, and find yourself perhaps with Red Dragon Cum, or perhaps use Rumchata instead of Coffee Creamer, and find yourself with the exceptionally potent Elder Dragon Cum. Lot of possibilities here, but basically, this is my new favorite drink, I have a new camera, and this is all very silly. Enjoy!
Dragon Cum
Description:
Thick And Creamy
Burns A Bit On The Way Down
You Can Feel It In Your Stomach
Ingredients:
Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey
Hazelnut Coffee Creamer
Effects:
Applies the status buff Irresistible to Dragons
Applies the status buff You Know ;)
Price:
13 Gold
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Readers Added Context:
this vendor is known to sell concealed Sinister Potions unbeknownst to their customers, referring to this as "a prank" but multiple inexperienced wizards apprentices have been killed already
source: trustpilot.com/potion-seller
🙄 a true wizard doesn’t need “additional context” to tell them what to do. ordering 6 dozen bulk shipments
quick update
lmao i got the so called "evil"wizard, laughable at best
As you can see, our potions are much better than our competitor’s.
Only 100% quality potions here, guaranteed.
new mixed drink! i call it The Sludge
ok so i couldnt find grape fruit barrels or mint tums but i found…. alternatives
oh yeah
we’re doing it
awesome its fear!
IDK WHAT I WAS EXPECTING
The Sludge
Description:
Has the incredible power to inflict you with a status ailment and then immediately cure it!
Ingredients:
Grape Fruit Barrel
Peppermint Tums
Effects:
Fills your mouth with taste
Applies status ailment nausea
Cures status ailment nausea
Price:
30 Gold
they are going this drink after me when i die
the horsepussy
2 parts apple martini flavored crystal lite
1 part methadone
We can’t have shit anymore
The Horsepussy
Description:
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Ingredients:
2 parts apple martini flavored crystal lite
1 part methadone
Effects:
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Price:
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*walks up to the bar* get me a white gilgamesh. and make it warm, its gonna be a long night
TWO THIRDS BEER AND ONE THIRD MILK
FROM A GOAT OR OF ITS ILK
GOES DOWN HARSH, IT ISNT GOOD
MAKES YOU FEEL YOURE MADE OF WOOD
WHITE GILGAMESH IT MAKE YOU SICK
JUST TOO FOUL, JUST TOO THICK
White Gilgamesh
Description:
Goes down harsh, it isn’t good. Makes you feel you’re made of wood. White Gilgamesh it make you sick. Just too foul, just too thick.
Ingredients:
Two thirds beer
One third milk (from a goat or of its ilk)
Effects:
Transforms you into wood
Applies status ailment sick
Price:
12 Gold
i’ve mixed cranberry mikes harder and cucumber lime gatorade into a drink i like to call “the flavor” because like. you drink this shit and your tongue is like “there’s a taste here. you are experiencing a flavor” but when you go to open the door there’s no flavor there. it comes back with an undefined error in the flavor column. it’s the missingno of flavors. it so absolutely and definitely tastes like something and that thing is nothing.
The Flavor
Description:
It sure tastes!
Ingredients:
Cranberry Mike’s Harder
Cucumber Lime Gatorade
Effects:
Applies an effect
Price:
Gold
there’s a post going around about mixing nyquil with 5 hour energy and I’m thinking about the time my parents were both out of town and my brother was in charge of dropping me off at school and I must’ve been 15 or 16 and I was really miserably sick so he gave me nyquil and but the time we were pulling up to the school I was crashing so his friend who was driving said ‘I have a redbull in the glove compartment” and they said “drink it and it’ll like even it out” so I did and I walked into school at 7:30 AM
and then immediately the last bell rang and school was over.
potion seller, I’m going into school and I need your STRONGEST dissociation
Quil
Description:
It’ll even out.
Ingredients:
NyQuil
Energy Drink
Effects:
Alleviate symptoms of illness
Skips the day without remembering it
Price:
25 Gold
ive been doing a lot of youtube recipe binging lately so i was recommended this video and i was like fuck it diet soup why not
and it sounded pretty tasty so after the vid i scrolled down to see what people thought of it, and i just really need to share with you all what the comment section is like
and for the one that broke me:
I laughed so hard I gave myself an actual headache oml
i laughed so hard at this comment
Potion of Shit Yourself
Description:
Tasty peel-a-pound soup. Plenty of veggies for you to enjoy!
Ingredients:
Veggies
Soup
Effects:
The room you are currently in turns into an inhospitable area which deals poison damage over time due to the unholy gasses the potion causes you to expel.
Applies the status ailment shit yourself
Price:
7 Gold
peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it
dont do this
I really hope its not too bad bc i actually love both components.
it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.
tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.
do not do this.
Battery Acid Spaghetti
Description:
DO NOT DO THIS
Ingredients:
Rainbow Sour Gummy Strips
Energy Drink (Cheap)
Effects:
Explode
Compel everyone in a 10-foot radius to make, purchase, or consume another Battery Acid Spaghetti
Price:
10 Gold
