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[ezra-didntreallyfall]

She drinks red bull I drink monster she's cheer captain and i am a lobster

[pc-98s]

i’m so glad there’s still weird warrior cats kids

[gamechangershow]

🚌Presenting the BRAND-NEW season - Dimension 20: On a Bus!

DM'd by Katie Marovitch, and as players: Aabria Iyengar, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Jasmine Bhullar, and Mark Mercer!

Watch the full episode here

[ackaff]

I sent you omens and all kinds of signs please respond

[vaporfor-brains]

Let’s commit health code violations with mama

[themythicalcodfish]

This is officially worse than that spider costume

[ultracheese]

Really bugs people

[helloitsbees]

check out the mourning doves’ new single “hooOOOO hoo hoo hoo” if you get the chance. sound of the summer.

[mrbopst]

Fight the power

[owenthetokencishet]

So-called "free thinkers" when their friend has to pee

[butch--dan]

once you start saying yippee you can never go back

[susanssarandon]

the holy trinity

[loversdreamersandyou]

[acitybythelightunited]

[blastovkatamarinecromancy]

Bert: Don’t Toot it!

Ernie: Fool! Ernie Toots As he Pleases!

[wordybee]

I have now read All Systems Red from The Murderbot Diaries, and I think the main charm of it is I went in fully expecting a "Humans treat robots like appliances then some of them slowly learn not to because of This One Special Example" but instead the crew immediately goes "No, Murderbot is a person. Look at it, it's got anxiety."

Meanwhile, Murderbot itself is like "Why was I cursed with a face. Please treat me like an appliance so I don't have to make eye contact with any of you. I've got anxiety."

[flameraven]

I recently reread All Systems Red and paid a little more attention to the humans this time and it occurred to me that like. Murderbot is very much convinced that it is doing a good job pretending to be a normal SecUnit.

...and then it does things like go stand in the corner facing the wall because it's having too many emotions. Like oh no. Honey. They absolutely clocked that you are not a normal SecUnit like. Immediately. Or else they think all SecUnits are anxious wrecks. Could be either really.

[beardedmrbean]

[gemsandjunk]

The Onion continues to never miss

[matronminthara]

Being carried swiftly by mama

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i should wake up and automatically be restored to full health, that's how sleeping should work, what is this horseshit

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*waking up with a sore neck* where are my goddamn spell slots

[ineffectualdemon]

Knitting! Nope gotta untangle string first

Crochet! After I untangle some string

Weaving - untangle lots of string

Cross stitch - hold up, string is tangled and I am full of rage

Sewing: string tangled into tiny knots of hatred

[boy-and-girl-crazy123456]

It's crazy how giant squids and sperm whales just have like giant kaiju battles down in the deepest depths everyday and it's real