Sleep Deprived Potato

[macbethwitches]

new DB Cooper theory: he went up

[utopians]

[zehnhaseeb]

non mutuals u will never understand the bong me and my mutuals share...........

[zehnhaseeb]

BOND

[goldencurryfanaccount]

Using this meme to explain inelastic demand to first year Econ students

[ruinedchildhood]

[nomadic-alternative]

Nomitkon, Tajikistan — I’d never seen a bread eating cat before.  But this cat loved bread. He would practically sit down at the table and wait to be served.  The owners would throw him a few pieces and then throw him out of the house, but he would soon sneak back in and continue looking longingly at the loaves.

[kiraablue]

The soft night descending by Catherine Hyde

[bonnieventure]

[softdog]

[herssian]

why do you charge money for your art

big fan of eating

[iwilleatyourenglish]

also been like… meticulously screenshotting convos with my boyfriend for two months because i felt like maybe i was exaggerating how often he did one specific thing but no

[iwilleatyourenglish]

[waneella]

Return

Full version: https://youtu.be/vfOfspwiFQ0

Music by e.sanchillo

[hype]

[only-tiktoks]

[only-tiktoks]

robot: take a dab

person off screen: nah I'm chillin'

robot: pu-Ssy *angry noises*

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[granaatvlinder]

“I am currently in between names.”

[borgevino]

against consumption

[darth--nickels]

the difference between tumblr and twitter is that pretty much everyone on tumblr needs some kind of compassionate intervention in their lives, but at a low background level. Twitter has 99% normies succumbing to internet brainrot and 1% just the most outlandish personalities you’ve ever seen. 

[darth--nickels]

your average tumblr personality is a shaking dog in a Sarah McLachlan appeal, with enough time and care they can be rehabilitated and placed in a loving home. your average big-time twitter account should be sent to a prison colony on the moon

[calamari-chaos]

how quickly we forget our past on this site…

[darth--nickels]

Friend I was here for the bone stealing witch. Even as the sun and moon hid their eyes and averted their gaze I saw the witch walk without fear of the laws of God nor man and steal those bones and sell them on etsy. The amputated toe. The breast milk jewelry. A man who against any law of heaven desires to own another human as a pet reblogged my star wars discourse posts. You want to talk about racefaking cannibal mermaids?? Bah! How many kickstarter scams for cartoons that sounded unbearably twee have come and gone? How many stars risen and fallen? I remember when this site had a sizable userbase of meth enthusiast who just posted aesthic shots of their stash and rigs. Where are those crank aficionados now? Gone like so many others. And yet I remain! 

And when I tell you that twitter is worse than any of that you should heed my words!! 

[anonymouscomrade]

#DO NOT CITE THE DEEP MAGIC TO ME WITCH#I WAS THERE WHEN IT WAS WRITTEN

[krakenpocalypse]

Tumblr is a former battlefield that’s now turned into a haunted moor. Twitter is an active war zone.