*sounds from the void*

My head is a dark void that won't stop sreaming

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Ditto Trading

Hello Pokémon people, I'm looking for someone that has a ditto that they are willing to trade for another ditto. For shiny hunting. I have like 10 Australian Ditto that I am more that happy to trade for Dittos of other countries. If you're interested please tell me, it's for a friends upcoming birthday!

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He was annoyed, he was also a crow so he could not verbalise this

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When he says something so sweet but you have the emotional capability of an actual rock: thanks bro 🤟🏻

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Can we please stop taking perfectly good songs and rewording them into something else? Eg ‘I’m blue’ reworded into ‘I’m good’.

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Yahweh: man shall not lie with man

Most Greek Gods: hold my beer

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Happy holidays folks, instead of participating in normal rituals this year I will be trying to summon Satan. Wish me hell for I will be burning.

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Genie: I will grant you three wishes, there are no rules. What do you wish for Jedi Skywalker?

Anakin: No more sand, just poof it away. Gone forever.

Genie: Done, you have two more wishes.

Anakin: Pamdé will not die in childbirth

Genie: Done, you have one more wish use it wisely.

Anakin: Every time Mace Windu says my name he will always address me as Jedi Master Anakin Skywalker.

Genie: Something so simple, it is done

Anakin: ;-)

Mace Windu: WHO GAVE THIS DROID A LIGHTSABER?! JEDI MASTER ANAKIN SKYWALKER GET YOUR ASS IN HERE.

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I wish I could vent like a storm vents, let it all out. Not having at worry about people knowing it's you but causing such events that cause the sky to dance. And people either watching in fascination or wondering if they're going to be hit.

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To all those who agree that Anakin was totally a Heely's kid check out my new blog @thejesusofthejedi or well as I like to say, the chaos child of the Force. It's also open so if anyone else has any random things that they know the Chaos Child would do please feel free to add. :)

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I was brought into this world kicking and screaming so you're damn right I'm going out kicking and screaming. . . Mostly to prepare for my fight with God, and I plan on winning

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When Anakin got to the temple he would use his crafted heelys to ‘glide majestically’ through the temple. Which would send Obi-Wan running after him telling him to stop.

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You can’t convince me that young Anakin Slywalker didn’t make his own variation of heelys, that sent his mum running to him because he ran into a wall.

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Someone really just said nuns with guns and proceeded to create Warrior Nuns

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Do you enjoy stories where a >2,000 year old man preys on a teenage girl? Eg; Twilight, every vampire movie ever. Can I recommend the bible? Most specifically the new testament. God may not be a vampire but he's still immortal and got a 13 year old girl pregnant.

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hey, I'm bored. so I'm going to be streaming some Overwatch 2 on twitch tv. Come along and join so you can see how many times I can be eliminated.

at Potatojamsdino on twitch tv

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Writing prompt

Somehow a selective few people got super-powers, most people love the ones they got. But someone gets one that makes it so when they breathe instead of converting Oxygen into CO2 it converts O2 into AsF 5 (Arsenic Pentafluoride). So they end up having to breathe through a filter if they want to be around people.

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Why do woman's razors only come in one colour? Like a pack of three and all of them are pink, sure may not be an issue for a single person. However as a person who lives with 4 women who shave having one colour of razor, lets just say causes some very large issues...