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archiemcphee

ramsescachorro

Who Is She?

ruby-white-rabbit

There’s a turtle in my yard laying eggs

This bitch really gonna dump her kids on me and vamoose

I’m not ready to be a single mom

I know shit about reptiles

ruby-white-rabbit

I had to put a stick next to the nest because she decided the MIDDLE of our yard was the primo spot to give birth

Mowing is gonna be interesting this summer

ruby-white-rabbit

Meet the mother leaving her wildlife progeny under my city girl care

ruby-white-rabbit

I’m googling turtles right now. I sent photos to my southern stepmom for help. Apparently she’s a box turtle?

ruby-white-rabbit

70 DAYS UNTIL THEY HATCH??

timesalad

You a mom now

ruby-white-rabbit

Text from stepmom “watch out for foxes, cranes, raccoons, and snakes. They’ll eat the eggs so chase them off”

I’m gonna fistfight nature

ruby-white-rabbit

@mrswinterbarnes you’re not wrong. When I came back from closing the barn doors she was gone. Nowhere in sight. I thought turtles were supposed to be slow

I was gone maybe ten minutes so first off, not even a goodbye??

mrswinterbarnes

I don’t think Box turtles return to their nest either, so until they hatch and dig out

YOU GONNA BE A MOMMA

ruby-white-rabbit

DAMN IT SHARRON

First that bird makes its nursery in my bike basket on our porch and now this

Why am I becoming a wildlife nanny??

ruby-white-rabbit

UPDATE

SHES BACK

ruby-white-rabbit

NEVERMIND

ITS A DIFFERENT TURTLE

That’s two deadbeat turtle moms dropping their spawn on me

odinspattern

Call this one Susan

smalltall

You’re like a really ticked-off nature witch who never signed up for this animal empath shit

thirteeneighteenfive

YOU CAN RAISE THEM ALL TO BE NINJAS!!!

picsxury

scooplery

long furby hear my prayers: deliver me a fat bank account, a short butch gf, and a bowl of cocoa puffs

furbyfuzz

@smallestcitrus

All she can offer is Infinite Pennies…..

Use them Wisely…..

fattyfurby

Reblog this and the long furby will shower you in pennies if you keep scrolling then your bank will be dry and empty forever

arandomthot

This was not the ending I was expecting

snorlaxatives

i can’t believe there are people that are still in high school like… it’s literally 2018 how have you not grown up yet damn

theeidiot79-deactivated20180115

Are you perhaps some sort of idiot?

snorlaxatives

enoughtohold

Los Angeles, 1996. Photo by Nancy Palmieri.

thepurpleskies

please just read the whole thing

gahdamnpunk

Look how talented he is!!

His instagram is waspa_art

siege1

I love that he’s that good at 11. I can’t even imagine how his style will look in the future with even more years of practice on him

taco-bell-rey

straight dating: We have been talking for a few months and I think we are officially going out.

gays dating: this is Adam i met him 2 hours ago at H&M and he is the one :)

glitter6ug-deactivated20190325

lesbians dating: we have been best friends for four years

thehungwizard

My mom once said to me, “if you ever have car troubles but don’t know what the problem is, don’t take it in to a mechanic because they will try to sell you things you don’t need. Instead park yourself on the side of the highway, pop your hood, and look confused. Some mechanic will pull over to help and he’ll tell you what the problem is for free.” And that’s the day I realized that I could make the patriarchy work for me.