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Jake | Husband and Dad | 32

[i-am-a-lazy-mess]

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

[guineapiggies]

Via cid_dwyer

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[bestiolin]

lyn chao yu

[landsccape]

[thehobbitchronicles]

books made of magic, fairytales, poems and love

[cottageaesthetic]

[clairertalk]

Mucha exhibition in Rome❤️

[jca-archive]

Masahiko Fujii, c. 1980s

[mysecrethobbithole-blog]

studio ghibli • rain

[richbostonbeans]

[tubehuman-deactivated20161217]

this picture is older than the universe

[karlrincon]

🌙

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[biglawbear]

Please… Please tell me… This was scripted…

[queersona]

Can someone transcript this?

[frightgothcar]

@queer-anna

Middle-aged white man in a grey button-down with black glasses speaking in front of a classroom of older teenagers: Hey, guys, listen up, I just wanna take a second to address because I know there have been some complaints with the pronoun issues and I just want you guys to know that I’m working on it. I respect all of you and your lifestyle choices, and in fact, last weekend I even went to the district’s mandated Gender-Bread Man Training.

(Flips slideshow to a picture of the gender-bread person)

Male-presenting student, loudly with their hands cupped around their mouth: It’s a Gender-Bread Person.

Man, shouting: WHATEVER! WHATEVER! I went to the training, okay?! All I’m asking in return from you guys is for you to stop calling me a boomer! I’M NOT A BABY BOOMER, YOU GUYS! I’m NOT A BOOMER!

The class, in unison: Okay, Boomer.

[queersona]

thanks!!

[slutty-goblin]

just to add some background, the tiktok is from the teacher’s account, he’s making fun of boomers who are actually like this, please don’t attack him for letting his students have fun at his expense

[afeelgoodblog]

[localtiktoks]

[that-twink-over-there]

[negaozone]

[kiixiies]

[redfagdiver]

[plasticlovefuture]

[trustmeidontknowwhatimdoing]

[mimicq]

[emergency-broadcast-archive]

[emergency-broadcast-archive]

[lesbianshepard]

i love when professors try to use modern slang to relate to students. my professor referred to the theater of pompey as “the place where caesar got vibe checked by a bunch of senators” and i lost it. 

[lesbianshepard]

Vibe Check (1806) by Vincenzo Camuccini