LAustin Translation @powerllama - Tumblr Blog

tumblr is the only place where people are legally allowed to use the word “obsessed”. I need to stop seeing those stupid sponsored IG ads where some random blonde woman is OBSESSED with a new swimsuit or a fit & flare dress or flip-flops or what-fucking-ever.

o really? Did you write fan fic about that organic cotton dress? Are you role playing with your parter and making them be the smoothing swimwear you’re trying to sell me?? And you legitimately upset that those orthopedic sandals are dating someone else?? WE MUST RECLAIM OBSESSION.

grimark

every time you;re not looking they add another skarsgard brother

targetedknowledge

thoughtsickles

people in books and tv shows are always getting so upset they throw an untouched meal in the trash. that would never be me. i'd receive the worst news of my life and still be like Let me put this in the fridge.

parakeet

Thought my gf cheated on me again so I messed around with her gay brother, but it turns out it really *was* just her cousin that she was spending time with, so now I’m kinda feeling guilty and confused

Is this how a priest in a confessional booth feels… ten hail marys

parakeet

posts-i-saw-on-wikipedia

I saw this post on the Wikipedia

parakeet

@posts-i-saw-on-wikipedia Explain

posts-i-saw-on-wikipedia

I was browsing the Wikipedia, and the post was there.

Wikipedians share memes, too, y'know?

parakeet

I forgot that Wikipedia has like a forum section (?) and thought you saw this in an article and was baffled at the thought. My bad carry on

posts-i-saw-on-wikipedia

I mean it is featured on this article

bigmickswingin

wow that was some article. wikipedians are lot wilder than i thought

leviathan-supersystem

internet politics and real-world politics have gotten so separated, and pretty soon all this internet weirdness is gonna come crashing into real life and politicians are gonna start throwing around words like “SJW” and “anime communist” and “dark enlightenment” and it’s just gonna be the most ridiculous fucking thing

heritageposts

date of origin: 13th of april, 2015.

leviathan-supersystem

happy 10 year anniversary!

aquar-io

if you ask me, the guy who put the sword INTO the stone should be king, not the chucklefuck who got it out.

acekoral

I assume the guy who put the "sword that makes you the king" into the stone, doesn't really want the position

monkeychewtoy

i think the stone should be king since it held the sword the longest

"That's why the British museum is so busy all the time. No British people ever go in there, it's full of people from abroad looking at their own stuff."