nice

Erin (shmi/shmer) I'm the one on the left

[shitty-science]

If, according to Kanye West, one good girl is worth a thousand bitches, and if, according to Lil Wayne, bitches come a dime a dozen, it means that one good girl is worth $8.33 USD (2015).

[afrojabi]

thank you for this

[legalmexican]

I need the equation you used for this

[tehnakki]

It’s your basic equation substitution method. You simplify the second equation from Lil Wayne (the blue one) and plug it into the original equation from Kanye (red one) and solve for the answer (green).

[liberianbadbitch]

I hate this website

[bitchimightbey]

This could be a SAT question

[just-shower-thoughts]

When rappers talk about how many o’s they have in their bank account it really makes me think about how unlikely it is to have multiple zeros in a bank balance.

[sexemulators]

I love you. You’re my only reason to stay alive… if that’s what I am.

Edward (Robert Pattinson), The Twilight Saga: New Moon (via quotethatword)

[toddsfall]

the reason why europe is never in any dystopian novels, is bc we already got a solid system to work out our problems

[4838385854948383885848383-deact]

it’s so funny when you guys act like you aren’t plagued with fascist white supremacist political parties and a violent history of imperialism and genocide

[surprisebitch]

real life character development

[computersaresadtoo]

XP/98 remix

[dacelio]

[studiotrigger-deactivated201605]

[kushdrinker-deactivated20140817]

have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u 

[uber-cheeseballs-blog]

i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight. 

[sohpies-deactivated20210525]

both his pants and underwear came off how did he even manage

[tastefullyoffensive]

[spyro2-deactivated20170402]

[princesscheeto]

Seas the day. ⚓️

[fakethenip-deactivated20220809]

being the cutest and gayest member of my family is a lot of work but somebody has to do it

[defendpizza-eatpoppunk]

Like I’m straight but I still feel like this implies to me. Haha

[fakethenip-deactivated20220809]

no it doesn’t.

[melonboyy]

[vanjalen]

this is so innocent?? so pure and full of heart

[rodrigoseaburre-deactivated2018]

[weakandgay]

wow i really wanna get crunk

[thepastelprince]

This is important

[kohl-yis]

I want a zombie

[professordiggsy]

@astraeavixen Reblogging for future use.

[gurglesounds]

[buzzfeed]

Casual reminder that Minions actively seek out the most evil being on the planet to serve.

[its-really-simple]

buzzfeed has no chill lmao