Insert Witty Thing Here

[segamascott]

[strange-aeons]

Pêches

[pr0fess0r-s0up]

Gonna tell my kids this was Depêches Mode

[ricetrippycreeps]

[gentlemanbones]

READER BEWEADER YOU’RE IN FOR A SCEADER

[kuttithevangu]

If you were a traditional Russian peasant woman I bet it felt good as hell to become possessed by demons and scream obscenities in the face of a priest

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

dump his ass. move to a walkable city. start hormones. get into fiber crafts. dye your hair weird. grow an herb garden. foster a distrustful cat. take a welding class. invite your friends over for tea and cake. get way too into obscure media. explore a new cuisine. lie to the police. protest in the streets. life has so many possibilities don't it?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

make out with a frenemy. buy noise cancelling headphones. wear office inappropriate attire. quit a toxic workplace. improve your apartment. start a dog walking sidegig. get on first name basis with your local librarians. bully politicians at town hall meetings. get an unexpected piercing. cultivate farmer's market connections. trade recipes with a gossipy old neighbor. unionize your apartment complex. move to the countryside. let a friend take you larping. keep a sword on your mantleplace

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

get a tattoo on your 40th birthday. be tempted to buy a loom. do a charity drag show. sue your landlord. buy a really nice kitchen appliance. volunteer at an anarchist soup kitchen. rediscover a tv show you watched when you were 8. spam your state senators. shop at asian grocery stores. do cosplay. buy trans flags in bulk and mount them along the highway. go viral for unexpected reasons. move in with your best friend. make lemoncello with leftover lemon rinds. run for school board membership. explore pegging.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

update: i'm delighted to report this post has been responsible for at least one person dumping his ass

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

update: three four people

[narcissene]

affirmations:

- it’s fun to be awake & in an upright position

- consciousness is a gift

- i CAN do this anymore

[bo0zey]

 i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably

[bo0zey]

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

[bo0zey]

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[amberautumnfaebrooke]

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

[sociallyawkwardrevolution]

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

[newsom]

contender for the funniest bit of supernatural dialogue

[pr0fess0r-s0up]

I like my endoplasmic reticulum

Rough ✨

[the-muppet-joker]

Are you muppet jokering me right now

[the-muppet-joker]

DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES?

ARE YOU A REAL MAN? ARE YOU EATING YOUR FUCKING SARDINES?

ARE YOU GONNA LET THOSE LITTLE SOYBOYS SARDINEMOG YOU? ARE YOU SARDINEMAXXING YOU LITTLE CUCK? EAT YOUR SLOP. EAT YOUR SLOP.

Good Boy.

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[whyistheroomempty]

[conspiring-limabean]

quite frankly I dont think the church of scientology should be responding to the speedrun craze by bolstering security. I think they should modify their buildings to add attractive 'speedrunner corridors' to draw the speedrunners to (using the same mentality as wildlife bridges) and at the end of it should be a guy in a scary ogre costume who yells scary indecipherable noises and starts chasing them