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styofa doing anything
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we're not kids anymore.

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We live in the cursed timeline
No, we lived in the blessed timeline, because the creator of a harmless webcomic character that got turned into a meme sued the shit out of neo-nazis for appropriating his art and using it to recruit kids to their fucked up ideology.
Cow Plushies // Alpacasews
@bovineblogger
beloved..
so many ppl on tiktok will be like ‘look at my epic style glow up omg my style used to be so cringe’ and it just shows them wearing clothes that were in fashion in 2015 and then clothes that are in fashion now like baby that’s what happens when u don’t have ur own sense of style
got called “omg vintage” by a secretary in training at the dentist’s office on sunday because i wore a shirt that was in style five years ago like. ma’am i bought that in 2016
this is WILD you can’t just leave this in the tags lmaoo
(cw: adult story below)
okay so basically the story went that he has. a fetish for guys with tats and piercings and this culminated in him getting real teeth KNOCKED OUT during a glory hole incident in 98 or 99 he can’t remember but basically the guy thrust in as he was catching his breath. and. teeth got knocked out. he was THAT HARD.
so he gets dental implants and continues on his way, assured that he’ll never have to lose any more teeth. he used to bartend blah blah and was always complimented on his teeth but he eventually got them SNAPPED OUT during an altercation with a drunk guy and he got different ones put in and was like “oh, so this is a recurring theme in my life” and decided that he was going to swear off bartending.
so he moved out this way and started his “dick-sucking career” anew, hopeful, wide-eyed. and managed to get a piercing snagged on his fucking tonsil and they have to GO TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM TOGETHER BECAUSE THE GUY IS STUCK IN HIS FUCKING THROAT AND HE CAN ONLY BREATHE IF HE BREATHES AROUND THE DICK. it was at this moment i remembered that one fucking movie where a guy gets his prince albert piercing stuck in a lady as a killer is busting into the room and dies because he won’t cut it off and run or something
also as this is happening i’m waiting on x-ray results so i’m just. there lmao
and he was talking about how the guy NUTTED. IN THE AMBULANCE. BECAUSE OF THE VIBRATION OF THE ROAD. IN HIS THROAT. AND THEY HAD TO SUCTION IT OUT. WHAT THE FUCK. but it turns out that there was a bad cut to his gums as well because it was a spiked fucking piercing so he just. had to get a couple teeth replaced. again.
and they dated. for 2 more years. until he moved to serbia or something i forget that part i was laughing to hard. it might have been spain. idk anyways
the bf got stopped by airport security because this was a few years after 9/11 and he had to take half his piercings which were not “safe metals” for metal detectors (“because DIY punks are hotter” was his reason??) and he was like “do i take the dick one out too” (no, but he did get taken to be privately searched.) and it ended up, that his boyfriend (the guy in the dental office) laughed so hard, after hearing this story repeated, that he slipped and smacked face first into the edge of a table. and LOST HIS TEETH AGAIN, and ended up walking around “like a fucking christmas carol about wanting two front teeth” until his bf sent him money to get them fixed and then broke up with him “for some hot young thing”
so he gets new ones! and they lasted! they really did! for years!
and then, #4, was on sunday. he was so “inspired” after he was allowed to go on dates again. because quarantine and no-socialising rules and shit have hit hard here multiple times. that he “went too hard” at a small gay bdsm gathering. and he managed to both bend his teeth inwards and fuck his molars up FROM DICK SUCKING. and he was like “i was tied up there, thinking about how many times this has happened. and how some evil gay witch put a curse on me for being too good at sucking dick.”
and he went on about how the kink club in question is technically helping to pay for this because they felt SO BAD and the guy who did this laughed his ass off and was like. i don’t have any money but once you get your teeth fixed - and the guy was like NO. I AM NOT SUCKING YOU OFF EVER AGAIN LOOK WHAT YOU DID
also this was told by the most middle-aged, boring looking man on earth. like picture an accountant, but gay and VERY clumsy and funny
What was this post about again??
Fashion I believe.
This is what being a comedian with ADHD is like, probably.
Halsin! The man, the bear, the legend
what’s a little kissing or cock sucking or pussy rubbing between mutuals?
reminds me of when some old church in Sweden was cleaning out their storage and they forgot they had left like 80 medieval corpses in some ikea bags during renovations so somebody opened a closet door and it’s just
Both should get kickbacks from Ikea
The tolerance paradox is solved if you consider the social contract fascists break
kill nazis
Kill nazis
“𝐹𝑜𝑟 𝑚𝑒, 𝑎 𝑙𝑎𝑛𝑑𝑠𝑐𝑎𝑝𝑒 𝑑𝑜𝑒𝑠 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑒𝑥𝑖𝑠𝑡 𝑖𝑛 𝑖𝑡𝑠 𝑜𝑤𝑛 𝑟𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡, 𝑠𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑒 𝑖𝑡𝑠 𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑎𝑛𝑐𝑒 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑠 𝑎𝑡 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦 𝑚𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡; 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑢𝑟𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑡𝑚𝑜𝑠𝑝ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑏𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠 𝑖𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑙𝑖𝑓𝑒 - 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑙𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑎𝑖𝑟 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑣𝑎𝑟𝑦 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑢𝑜𝑢𝑠𝑙𝑦. 𝐹𝑜𝑟 𝑚𝑒, 𝑖𝑡 𝑖𝑠 𝑜𝑛𝑙𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑢𝑟𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑡𝑚𝑜𝑠𝑝ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑔𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑠 𝑠𝑢𝑏𝑗𝑒𝑐𝑡𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝑡𝑟𝑢𝑒 𝑣𝑎𝑙𝑢𝑒”.
━ 𝐶𝑙𝑎𝑢𝑑𝑒 𝑀𝑜𝑛𝑒𝑡
Hmmmm
national holiday
We stan!!!!
chaotic good
There’s a happy ending to, because the robbery was unsuccessful, the couple ended up getting the money Eden needed from a movie inspired by em! Also John only had to serve part of his sentence. Check out their wedding photos btw they’re beautiful.
reblogging because I’ve seen this post a thousand times and I’ve never seen the happy ending!!
I am honor bound to repeat every time it comes across my dash - this is the story that they used to do Dog Day Afternoon.
If we're turning back the clock to 2009 we have to start posting like we were back then. I'm on a Livejournal group about Matt Smith & discussing writing our own Eleven fanfic series with a friend from a book fandom forum (we decided he lands in Victorian England & he has a male companion, a "pretty Victorian soldier") since we're deciding his Doctor's entire personality off this promo picture
People put so much energy into analyzing this promo pic for any signs of Eleven's personality and then it turned out it wasn't even a costume, this is just what Matt Smith wore to a photo shoot in a random alleyway and the reason it looks kind of weird is that they had to Photoshop the TARDIS in after the fact (so nothing leaked, iirc even the photographer didn't know it was for Doctor Who)
RIP in peace Goth Eleventh Doctor, 2009-2009, survived only by forgotten fanfics and posts on Gallifrey Base where old guys angrily speculated they were trying to turn Doctor Who into Twilight
I can't stress enough that "Doctor Who is being turned into Twilight!" was a real thing real some Doctor Who fans protested. Off of...this (ultimately non-representative) picture, and the actor's age
This post has unlocked people's memories of going "not my Doctor" over fears it was becoming Twilight & getting into Matt Smith Doctor Who hoping it would become Twilight. This post is recovering lost memories of youth like the ratatouille made by Ratatouille in the film Ratatouille
rat bastard is such a funny insult
something about it is so weirdly hard hitting. you rat bastard. if someone called me that i’d be more offended than if they called me a motherfucker
when you call your reps to ask them to pretty please stop taking away your rights, remember:
In deep red areas you're a republican who is thinking of voting for someone else if they don't vote what you want on this specific bill because it impacts your republican ideals so very much
In swing states you're an undecided voter who's gonna go blue if they don't vote how you like
remember to call because that way their phone is going off and their peers can hear it because their offices are close together (emails and letters don't work like that), so it can rattle them if they get high volumes. remember that you gotta make them feel like they're losing something.
In some places, voter registration is public record. However, you should still do this and make them do the leg-work of looking you up--a thing they may not actually do
why the fuck is it called the xbox 360 what does 360 mean???????????????????
when u see it u turn 360 degrees and walk away
turning 360 degrees would face you right back to the xbox you dipshit
this post somehow still in circulation despite everyone involved being deactivated
You must be new here
it’s been said before but the fact this site used to let you edit other people’s posts is beyond unhinged. the potential for slander was next level, you really could just edit the body of posts that weren’t even your own and it’d look like the OP said it. just casually spread misinformation via reblog, the original post being lost to time. john green cock monologue. sayonara you weeaboo shits. they gave us way too much power. can you imagine if a website let you do that today? people would lose their fucking minds. sure, on twitter you can impersonate anybody, but you have to make your own tweets. they would never let you edit other people’s tweets! that’s stupid! it’s literally the worst feature any social media site could ever have! if it ever happened somewhere else, it would be by accident and fixed immediately! but on old school tumblr? yeah, you could edit someone’s childhood fear from vampires to danny devito, and we all just had to live like that for years. INSANE.
@babytrain I AM PUTTING YOU ON BLAST???!!! MISS MA'AM DO YOU KNOW HOW ICONIC YOU ARE????