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swarnpert

can you take my white ass to funkytown

jame7t

nope. torture city again

swarnpert

come on

nest-deactivated20181209

TV show: This is a TV show called Shits&Farts. It is about shits, & farts. The main characters are two men named Shit, & Fart. They tell shit & fart jokes to each other for the whole twenty-minute runtime.

at least one person you follow on tumblr, instantly: omfg im WITHERING from last nights ep….. the dynamic between shit & fart is so fucking tense and erotic……im still fucking sobbing i hate my sweet babies….. why do they treat each other like this im fucking BATHING IN ACID….. its so good…….. im EMBALMING MYSELF and then DESECRATING MY OWN CORPSE…..

#everyone's saying rick and morty #i think this is beavis and butt-head #or perhaps south park

ardri-na-bpiteog

"is 35 too old for the club?"

Madonna is still singing about popping her pussy on the dancefloor at nearly 70 years old

calcazars

let it be known that i touch grass frequently and I’m still like this.

tsuquilisda

rebecca black was right. It’s Friday

medievaljournalist

funstyle

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

collemblogging

megastructure fans

monstrous-divinity

michelle's soft estrogenized lemonade

#delicious

storm-of-feathers

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

#vancouver today 😔😔😔

loveridden1999

having a hometown is such a fucked up concept. i grew up here so i do not want to stay here anymore. i miss it when i am away but once i am back i realise why i wanted to go away as far as possible from it. i am familiar with every corner of this place i did not realise when it slowly changed into something unrecognisable. i would probably like to be buried here but i'd rather die than live here

jlaudio

cameras are like sex and movie sets function exactly like bdsm spaces because they set the space for people to act in a particular way until someone says the word to stop the scene. and if the people involved in making a movie are insane enough sometimes you get under-negotiated activities which is what bdsm is trying to prevent by establishing consent. a director is a pervert who likes telling people what to do. genuinely what is filming but a way where you get to perform in a most honest version of yourself by inherently acting as someone else. introducing: #brechtianbdsm

#''a director is a pervert who likes telling people what to do''#truer words have never been spoken

godkillerbrigade

going to the corner store to get more corners

raxn

From now on, no matter what happens, if you want to punch me in the face or spit in my mouth while I’m asleep, it doesn’t matter. I’m always going to be watching your back.

Goon (2011)

#YES!!!!!!!!