A happy noob :3

I want to believe

[willgrahamscock]

some of you need to internalize this concept

[imathers]

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[worldhammerer-old]

webmd stands for. web maryland. diagnoses u with crab

[pochowek]

when that time is now hits

[csny]

this is sort of sickening to me. can they swap

[tarragonthedragon]

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

[boarboy-old-blog]

[lumsel]

the secret truth is that men and women are literally exactly the same

[rowlfthedog]

[danceundersparklinglights]

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

[kardrath]

Vote Binface

I love Count Binface for many reasons, but this perfect parody of dodgy election leaflet bar charts is pretty high up the list.

[theonion]

Commentary: I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

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[prayforoptimists]

#WhereTaken #619 (08.07.2026)

I scored 784/1000🏅

1️⃣📍290 m - 🥇200/200

2️⃣📍12.5K km - 🎗️0/200

3️⃣📍212 km - 🥇184/200

4️⃣📍9.1 km - 🥇200/200

5️⃣📍1.1 km - 🥇200/200 https://wheretaken.com/

[imathers]

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[ganondorf]

i think this captures the defining pathology of the collective social media psyche right now. we are in the thrall of people who are wantonly cruel but who also demand to be coddled at all times in every way

[tedcruzisthezodiackiller]

[anarchistmemedistro]