keep cumming on its keyboard

new lea [REDACTED] blog cuz my other one was like glitched and i want a fresh start. 18+ im 28

[pregnant343guiltyspark]

[notsayferwork]

pent up ai dragging you into a supply closet to say words at you

[unendingnone]

[pins a red string from "instant loss" to "rise of short-form content"]

[capacity2]

You’ll be sitting on my apparatus

[sapphling]

i've never cockwarmed anyone but i think it's safe to say i would be olympic level good at it

[jeffgerstmann]

If someone jerks me off with a puppet it counts as a threesome, right?

read your bible

[marsixm]

thanks!

[pregnant343guiltyspark]

ive changed a lot. my tastes and my priorties are a lot different than they were in 2015, not for better or worse just in general *plays 30min of dark souls 3* Need to suck patches off for a 5% discount

[pregnant343guiltyspark]

and she holds my head down to force me to swallow and i choke on it [remsmbers patches is a man] [looks confused]

[pregnant343guiltyspark]

ive changed a lot. my tastes and my priorties are a lot different than they were in 2015, not for better or worse just in general *plays 30min of dark souls 3* Need to suck patches off for a 5% discount

[selfdestructfaggot]

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[maykitz]

beyond f*cked up what disney is doing in the indiana jones franchise considering harrison ford's advanced age

[peachiiskai]

My friends were joking before the last act like “I can’t wait for an hour and 40 minutes of gangle and zooble getting freaky!!” And it inspired this LMAO… like oooh Gangles so shy and submissive blah blah NO‼️‼️ SHE A LITTLE FREAK‼️‼️ LET HER LOCK IN‼️‼️‼️

[cuppydogshane]

the unstoppable force is tonguing the immovable object and it seems to be enjoying the experience

[pregnant343guiltyspark]

last time i was having delusions that were keeping me up id get myself to sleep by imagining i was tied to a chair being tortured by awan scratch but now im having an ongoing episode about having potentially contracted rabies and im gonna need like a clinical dose sexual fantasy

[notsayferwork]

(scrolling kinkblog derisively) you'll never convince me with your lies. cumming is great. it feels great. in fact, i think everyone in the world should spontaneously orgasm right now. I'll snap my fingers, and we can all-

(angry reporter getting in my face) EVERYONE??? EVEN REALLY EVIL PEO💥hhhAHHHH.....HHHHHhhhahhhhhh♡♡♡♡♡♡

[jingle-knight]

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

[reticentlybouncingonit]

If I had the strength to show my face, you would see my cute glasses and come to understand that glasses girls are just like you and don't deserve to be subject to abuse and punishment

[reticentlybouncingonit]

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We're literally sweet and quiet with an untidy but dignified edge. The glasses should be shown respect T_T

[jeffgerstmann]

If someone jerks me off with a puppet it counts as a threesome, right?

read your bible

[marsixm]

thanks!