Clone Babies

Hey! My name is Bailey, she/her, from the US. I like the clone wars, men and women and equal rights.

[gqa1]

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

[nullelemental]

​this worked last night lets go for round two

[helloitsbreeisnotonline]

I really need some good luck rn

[thesaltofcarthage]

sending love and goats to all my peeps!

[gqa1]

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

[nullelemental]

​this worked last night lets go for round two

[helloitsbreeisnotonline]

I really need some good luck rn

[thesaltofcarthage]

sending love and goats to all my peeps!

[yalaki]

I like big boys

itty bitty boys

Mississippi boys

inner city boys

I like the pretty boys with the bow tie

Get your nails did, let it blow dry

I like a big beard

I like a clean face

I don’t discriminate, come and get a taste

From the playboys 

to the gay boys

Go and slay, boys, you my fave boys

[guineapigzwei]

[4gifs]

[maruxee]

I’M DEAD

[prokopetz]

Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.

[thecarvingwitch]

OH MY GOSH

[icarus-in-fl1ght-deactivated202]

It’s because the cat is that lynx’s mom

[softfairies]

[frish-prence]

BIG STRONG DAUGHTER

[countlucioskisses]

Thank you animals for existing ❤

[hidden-page]

I really want to write a fanfic where R2 just says, fuck this when Bail, obi-wan and Yoda plan to separate the twins. He then convinces C3P0 to help him kidnap the babies, reasoning that raising two children cant be that hard, humans do it all the time. 

They are like okay money wise because in this universe Anakin totally gave R2 his bank account info (which Padme made for him). R2 is a little confused about why there ends up being being so much money in it, seeing as he thinks Anakin is dead but ends up shrugging it off. So they just spend the next 10 years flying around the galaxy, raising the baby Skywalkers.

Luke totally spends at least one year speaking only in binary. Leia knows more languages then any one child should ever know. Both twins are highly offended by the existence of restraining bolts.

Then one year Vader has like a lackey like doing his taxes or something and the lackey is like “uh lord Vader do you know what these monthly withdraws from you bank account dating back ten years are about” and Vader is like what the fuck.

So Vader decides to go after who is committing Identity fraud reasoning that the only people who would have Anakin Skywalker’s bank info would be someone he wanted to track down anyway. Meanwhile poor Obi-wan has been trying to track the twins down for ten years, and is just so fucking tired.

Then both of them catch up with the group at the same time and shit goes down.

[bunny-wan-kenobi]

WRITE THIS

[ralseirose]

The last ten years for Obi-wan have had him literally being one step behind the droids. R2 would have them keep moving planet to planet, and Obi-wan would literally just barely miss catching them.

For the few times that he is about to catch them, he’s forced to hide or deal with storm-troopers who have been following this crazy old man that has been skirting around various imperial occupied planets for years.

[hidden-page]

Right? I can see him getting so close, like seeing Luke and Leia holding C3P0′s hands on the other side of a busy spaceport and just running for it. But then there are Stormtroopers or Inquisitors or two moving men carting a large painting and when he looks again all three of them are gone.

This over and over again for ten years…

[hai-resdaynia]

@collegefangirl3791 ii’m cackling

[kookiechimchimtrash]

[dyrus]

IS THAT A SHARK?

[les-etoilles]

[furrama]

[ghost-coven-deactivated20240127]

if you watch any video today it needs to be this one

[sleepy-bookworm]

I LOVE THIS NEWSCAST AND IM NOT EVEN FROM AUSTRALIA.

[frederick-the-great]

#like that little cage is gonna help ya

[pipistrellus]

Theyre so. Honest

[somethinglikeinterests-deactiva]

idc what anyone says, that was a megalodon

[elodiegk]

As a person from australia that dude always has the best reactions to things. like always. I’m pretty sure it’s the only reason he was hired.

[k9effect]

You non-Aussies are missing out on quality television

[necrofuturism]

This clip got them a cameo in Sharknado 5 lmao

[porterr-robinson]

[succ-my-pandas-dick]

I have so many questions

[homopower]

In the name of everything decent in this world, you have got to turn the sound on.

[valtsv]

[bloojayoolie]

Love, The Ring, and Millennials: The George Marston With the Atom B… @CryptTrash Y'all none of us have to be millennials anymore. If you were born between the animated Lord of the Rings (1978) and Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring (2001) you’re the Hobbit Generation Promised wealth and adventure but finding only war and ruin. Love ya. 10/26/18, 1:34 AM Well he’s not wrong…

[rodrickheffeley]

men are acting like she hulk didnt exist in 1980s and stan lee himself didn’t create her. men are truly a disease. gbless.

[socialistexan]

Fake Geek Boys don’t know She-Hulk was Deadpool decades before Deadpool was Deadpool.

[rodrickheffeley]

she’s been breaking 4th wall since 80s

[zzdigital]

What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like

“Dude, you haven’t gone outside in a while.” “Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.”

“Are you still up?” “Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix.”

“Dude, I’m seriously craving something right now.” “Like what?” “I dunno. Pizza rolls?”

[adriofthedead]

“Why is it that you never come into my house unless I invite you?” “Um, it’s called ‘being polite’…?”

[paulichu]

“I tried cooking with garlic the other night and got this serious burn on my hand. I think I’m allergic, but all I’m getting on Google is vampire bullshit.”

[samarajournal]

“Dude can a mirror like… stop working or something?”

[espeoradar]

“Dude, why do you keep posting pictures of the floor?” “…Those are meant to be selfies, I guess my camera must be broken.”

“Dude, I am all for you expressing your religious beliefs, but could you not wear your crucifix when I’m around? It really bugs me for some reason.”

[recondite-room]

“Have you ever noticed how cute bats are? like really noticed? sweet lil balls of fluff with wings man.”

[nickthepigeon]

“I want to sleep in a coffin…ya kno, for like… aesthetic”

[therightprometheanfire]

“What’s with your thing about necks lately?”

“MUST YOU KINKSHAME ME IN MY OWN HOME”

[hopetimistic]

“I looked up my symptoms on WebMD, and it says I have cancer.”

[samwise-the-true-hero-deactivat]

This last addition made the reblog obligatory. This one wins.

[warandpeas]

WWJD ✝️

[Old Comic, redrawn]

[meat-kat-ultra]

90 day fiance, episode one: My Colombian bride has dinner with my mom. Its a little awkward

90 day fiance, most recent episode: My american boyfriend reveled he stalked all his prevouis girlfriends and tried to burn down his house. He then runs into the Amazonian wilderness and threatens to jump into a contaminated river, possibly to commit suicide. I am then mugged by a machete wielding bandit

[bikiniarmorbattledamage]

Have I mentioned lately that I love @pointandclickbait ?

Because I do. I really do.

- wincenworks

[bikiniarmorbattledamage]

Honestly we’re way overdue in promoting some newer @pointandclickbait​ articles, but the satire of the ones we featured before stands the test of time (un)surprisingly well, as the game/nerd culture continues being as toxic as ever, if not more. 

Amazingly, occasional video game with a female portsgnidts protagonist (or two) haven’t yet made gaming industry any less profitable (at least to the big company CEOs and basically no-one else) and being critical of the stuff one enjoys haven’t yet killed anyone. 

Reminder that the Space Marines Can’t Be Female, Because Then I Would Need To Re-Think My Life article received TONS of responses that literally can be summed up as “Space Marines can’t be female, because then I would need to re-think my life”. 

Yes, that the first tweet refers to notes under this very post. Have fun reading those, but be warned of the headache-inducing lack of self-awareness on the part of Toxic Masculinity Brigade (aka WH40k fandom). 

~Ozzie 

[blogkhadra]

Milk in a cookie cup

[silkirose]

Backwards egg

[lofibeatstogoferalto]

Are you trying to tell me the centre of an egg is a cookie?

[stunningpicture]

Cookie in a milk cup.

[biinarykid]

I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS PICTURE AT ALL

[silkirose]

Egg

[lofibeatstogoferalto]

OH

[suprchnk-archive-deactivated202]

i am 5000% in favor of shaming cigarette smokers get that bullshit away from me

[hot-tea-nanako]

But when vegans feel this way about meat y’all hurt 🤗

[leaderoftheneutrals]

Somehow. Some way. You brought up veganism. In a discussion about second hand smoke.

[zenokit]

what you gonna get? secondhand meat?

[imagine-assembling-the-avengers]

I really do hate it when people chew up meat and then second-hand shove it down my throat.