Don't Panic.

Who gives a fuck

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[iloveyixingsomuch-blog]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[slowspinningredemption]

the day is december 18, 2018. i type a post and use ‘👀’ in the text body. the emoji too closely resembles nipples (female presenting) and i am immediately executed

[edwad]

i identify as an inconvenience to the world

[madeupmonkeyshit]

When i say the wrong answer in class and someone giggles

me:

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Pinnocchio could tell us so much about the universe. He could randomly claim things like, “The Big Bang happened,” and his nose would confirm or deny our theories.

[shittyneet]

Pinocchio’s not omniscient, you stupid fucking redditors, his nose grows when he’s intentionally being dishonest.

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

things heating up in the pinocchio fandom

[queenpiss]

when is it okay to start blogging baby grinch again

[vincentneff-deactivated20150115]

Now

[queenpiss]

[yiffmaster]

most tumblr jokes are utterly embarassing to say in public but today i said to someone “bold of you to assume i have dignity” and i won’t lie it was the most powerful I’ve felt in years

[nightmareshack]

I was in the car with my family and my mom was talking about how much time she thinks “our generation wastes on the internet” or whatever. And I was explaining how I use the internet to read and curate more interests and hobbies and expand my social horizons etc. and she was just like “Well fine if that’s how you want to live. You can waste all your time on the internet if that’s what you want but I beg to differ” and without thinking I just said “then beg.” and the entire car went silent until we got home. it was the biggest power move i have ever made to date

[cutekittensarefun]

The host at our Airbnb has the most talkative cat.

[unclefather]

That is the host

[parksandwreckreation]

why would they ever delete this scene

[sobeitjayt]

When you joking with ya mom and then she turns it into a lecture

[meanplastic]

[dog-maw-blog]

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