the problem with cooking (thor x bruce)
request?: nope, this is all me
titled: the problem with cooking (bruce banner x thor odinson)
warnings: salty language, angst that starts off fluffy, but ends nicely!
Thor lets out a long, loud groan, âThis is delicious, love.â He praises, mouth full of spaghetti.
His husband smiles a bit shyly, âYeah? Sorry itâs so late, I just didnât want us to eat takeout again.â
When Bruce walked through the front door, he was entirely flustered and tired from work, but he still managed to make food for the two of them. Theyâre sitting at the dinner table now, Thor at one head of the table with Bruce across from him in a chair that was custom made to fit his new, large form.
The blonde man nods enthusiastically, eyes wide in agreement as a piece of noodle slips from his mouth, ââay âetter âhan takeot.â
A giggle reaches Bruceâs green lips, reaching to pull a piece of paper towel off before outstretching it to the messy man.
He takes it gratefully, wiping his mouth before clearing his throat and smiling, âMaybe I can cook something for you.â
Bruce blinks slowly, then furrows his eyebrows.
âWhat?â Thor questions, smile slowly faltering.
âNothing.â He rushes, shaking the strange look off of his face. âI just donât think-â
Bruce rolls his eyes, âBaby, Iâm not saying that, youâve just never done it before. Maybe I can show you how to-â
âTomorrow night I shall prepare a romantic dinner for the two of us, no assistance needed.â Thor announces proudly, grin back on his face and in full force.
âOkay.â Bruce shrugs his broad shoulders, an amused smile peeking through. âIf youâre sure-?â
The worried confirmation is cut off by soft lips being pressed against those of their speaker. When they pull away, Thor is smiling at him. âTrust me, my love.â
Times like this are when Thor finds himself extremely grateful for the Internet. As soon as he woke up, he looked up the recipe for mozzarella sticks (Bruceâs favorite bar food) and spent most of the morning shopping for the ingredients.
Theyâre easy enough to find, and when he gets home, he almost immediately starts cooking. He has everything planned and timed so that when Bruce gets home from teaching, everything will be finished and candles will be lit.
Now, that time is almost here. He lays a piece of the breaded cheese into the pan full of oil, it sizzles and pops immediately. A satisfied smile spreads across his face, as he watches the pan carefully, making sure to poke at it with a fork a few times before he flips it over.
He chuckles to himself, Bruce really thought he couldnât do this?
Despite the fact that heâs never had to cook for himself or anyone in his life, heâd say heâs doing pretty well.
Look at him, he has the dipping sauce he made chilling inside the fridge, and now heâs making the mozzarella sticks? On his own?
His husband has nothing to worry about, this is evidence that Thor is completely capable of making food and therefore, taking care of himself when Bruce isnât home.
Itâs sad that his skills were ever doubted.
The unmistakable sound of the front door being unlocked pulls him out of his good mood, along with shuffling and keys being placed in a bowl. âThor?â A deep voice calls out from the living room.
âShit,â The blonde man mumbles, âWhat are you doing home?â He yells back, wiping his hands on a dish towel. When heâs done, he rushes over and halts Bruceâs attempt to enter the kitchen.
The brown haired man blinks, looking up at his husband with amused eyes and red cheeks from the cold, âHello to you too.â
âSorry,â Thor groans, crinkling his nose, âI just, donât want you to see what Iâm making yet. Itâs not finished.â
âDonât be sorry, I gave the kids a break and ended the day early. Shouldâve given you a warning.â Bruce bends his neck to kiss his nose, and the wrinkle smoothes away. He smiles, âWhatever it is, smells delicious.â
Thor returns the smile, tilting his head a bit. âYou know what else smells delicious?â
The manâs bushy eyebrows shoot to the top of his head, âWhat?â
His husband doesnât answer, instead standing on the tips of his toes to kiss the surprised look right off of his face. Their lips move together in a comfortable sync, tongues returning to their place together and making Thorâs skin grow hot.
âI missed you.â Bruce huffs out when they part, foreheads pressed together and voice almost in a whine when he says, âCollege kids are the worst.â
âAye,â Thor wraps his arms around his husbandâs neck and pulls him closer, âBut if anyone can handle them, itâs you.â The manâs body melts into the hug, returning it tightly. The blonde wont ever admit it, but he loves being smaller than his love. At first it took some time to get used too, but eventually he cherished the idea of being Bruceâs little spoon.
Bruce hums, enjoying the feeling of his husband in his arms. Then, after a moment, âDid you turn the heater on?â
Thor shakes his head, âNo. Itâs probably just warm in here because Iâm-â His eyes go wide, âMy mozzarella sticks!â
In an instant, he pulls away from the hug and shoots back into the kitchen, only to find the pan containing his mozzarella sticks raging with flames.
He picks up the handle and drops it once his hand burns, âFuck!â
âOh my god.â Bruce exclaims, entering the kitchen with wide eyes. He runs out, returning a moment later with their dusty fire extinguisher. Thor steps back while his husband hastily shoots white foam over the burning flames.
The two of them breathe heavily, Bruce still holding the red extinguisher while Thor holds his hand containing the burn. âYou okay?â Bruce pants, looking over his shoulder.
Thor currently has the biggest frown on his face, looking sad and defeated as he stares at the foam all over his kitchen and his attempted dinner. âMy mozzarella sticks.â
Bruce sighs, âItâs okay, we can just order some-â
âNo.â Thor leans against the fridge as he sinks into himself even more. âI donât want to order anything, I was supposed to cook for you, and we were gonna drink beer and laugh and-â He stops to sigh.
The brunette man sets the fire extinguisher down on the kitchen floor, âBaby, it doesnât matter. At least you tried, and even though you screwed up, no one does cooking right on their first try, itâs just not possible. Everyone messes up, everyone-â
Thor groans again, letting his body slide against the fridge to the floor.
The blonde shrugs his shoulders, avoiding the knowing eyes of his husband. The man looks so worried for Thor, and the idea of it almost makes him sick. âYouâre doing so well.â He mumbles, barely audible. âAfter everything, youâre just doing so well. And Iâm-â Thor let's out a laugh, âIâm not!â
Bruce sits next to him on the floor, but doesnât say anything. Only turns his head, encouraging for Thor to keep going.
âIâve tried to pretend that this is all easy for me, but you can tell that itâs not. And you- you take days off of work to spend time with me! You cuddle me and we watch movies and you watch me to make sure Iâm okay, and I hate it!â God, Bruce has spent his entire life being worried. Worried about his mother, worried about what his father will do to him and his mother, worried about the Hulk, worried about military leaders who are hunting him, and worried about war.
Thor doesnât want to be another worry.
Bruce found his place at NYU teaching young adults about gamma radiation, because thatâs what he loves to do. Thor doesnât fight anymore, heâs retired his weapons to their basement and he spends most of his time catching up on pop culture and listening to music (he loves Adele). And, heâs happy, because heâs with the love of his life, and he doesnât have to kill anyone again, and he has time to enjoy simple things like shows on Broadway and Jamba Juice.
But heâs also sad, because people on the street donât look at him the same way, so he doesnât leave the house. The world loves Professor Hulk, which is why heâs always out in it, but no one loves chubby Thor. Heâs sad because Bruce is a genius with an amazing job that he adores, and all Thor adores is watching TV. Heâs sad because even though they caused him stress, he misses the fights. He misses having a purporse, and having someone need him like they did before.
On top of it all, heâs sad because Bruce knows that heâs sad and is trying to fix it. For the first time in Bruceâs life things are perfect, he can be himself in public and heâs not consumed by his rage, and he doesn't have to destroy things anymore because heâs made this wonderful life for himself.
Thor doesnât want to unravel this just because he feels needy.
The man already looks at him so concerned and touches him so gently like heâs afraid that Thor will run away.
So maybe Thor thought, that if he could just cook for Bruce, thatâd prove heâs capable of doing things, that he wonât break down without him around. And maybe his husband would feel better about everything.
Maybe heâd never have to be worried again.
Itâs silent for a long while, then Bruce blinks, âYou really think Iâm okay just because I go to work and cook dinner sometimes?â
Thor doesnât say anything.
âBaby, Iâm-â He chuckles, âIâm a mess too. Itâs been over a year, but it still feels like yesterday when every cell in my body felt like it was being burned up. I wake up in the middle of the night with these terrible nightmares, but you always help me back to sleep.
âYes, sometimes I worry about you, but Iâm always gonna be worried about you. I care about you, Thor, more than anything, youâre the only person I have. When I take those days off, they arenât just for you, sometimes I just want to cuddle and watch movies and look at you, because I can.â Bruce takes his hand, âI love you, alright?â
Thor swallows the anxiety that had been festering in his stomach and smiles, âAlright.â
Bruce returns the smile, âNow, help me clean up this mess.â The blonde man laughs, resting his head on his shoulder. His husband looks down at him with an amused frown, âIâm not joking.â