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Jeebu forgive me, I hopped on the meme train.
another request lmao
Sonic Characters react to you being infertile
Sonic: *Speed dashes into your barren uterus* AW YEAH THIS IS HAPPENINâ!!!
Tails: Aw thatâs so sad :( we can always adopt..
Knuckles: *punches your vagina* Knock Knock itâs Knuckles!!
Shadow: Thatâs so fucking stupid. *Shoots you*
Amy: Sonic isnât infertile so⌠:///
Eggman: Fuck no eggs huh??
Every day we stray further from Godâs light.
Perish
@primarina-pls
#ENERGYSWORDSUNDAY
big brother = ideal for sibling holding
so cUTE!!!
i never realized how much i hate modern art until i took a class in modern art
itâs so pretentious. like half of the pieces weâve looked at have been purportedly commenting on elitism in art and income disparities when the piece itself sold for thousands of dollars to be put in a museum for rich people to look at. youâre supposed to look at barren canvases with vague splotches of color and meditate on the nature of life, navelgazing for an hour. bitch I can do that in my own home for free. most of the time the pieces themselves donât require any skill, itâs just an asshole with some bright idea that ~~~no one has ever thought of before~~~ (which is bullshit, originality is a myth) and the gall to pretend that theyâre saying something meaningful. A bunch of postmodernists specialize in literal plagiarism but with a different title. wow so edgy. really thought provoking. you sure are making a statement thatâs relevant and people care about.
the most egregious example is this bullshit:
this is an overhead view of a plaza wherein some famous guy was commissioned to design a public art piece for. The brick and nonfunctional fountain was already there. The sculpture? a literal wall of iron bisecting the courtyard. this guy was paid over 100k to design this.Â
Now, this is located in a city, smack dab in the middle of a bunch of office buildings. Workers who had to spend 8 hours a day 5 days a week doing menial desk jobs had to look at this ugly piece of shit. You want to have a nice picnic during lunch break with your work buddies? tough shit. You get tilted arc instead fucko. You canât see from one end of the courtyard to another because some dick thought rebar sheet metal was more important. It also impeded movement between the buildings so that you have to go around this fucking obstacle instead of just fucking walking from one side to the other.Â
So yeah, these workers got pissed, because youâre making an ugly place even uglier for obscene amounts of money without thinking about the ppl who actually have to look at it every day (who had no say in the design). There have been countless studies done on stress and related health problems in office workers and having to look at ugly as sin shit like this piece of work actually contributes to stress and decreases mental and physical health (as opposed to pretty scenery or plants etc).Â
When the designer was told what people thought of his masterpiece, he threw an absolute shitfit. âart doesnât have to be prettyâ, he said. âart isnât for the publicâ.Â
while it is absolutely true that art doesnât have to be aesthetically pleasing to be meaningful or relevant, putting this fucking monstrosity in a place where people are forced to look at it day in day out, in addition to the ugly buildings and streets and shit that comprises the rest of their lives is just kind of a dick move. Yes, people are painfully aware that life and art and all that shit isnât always pretty. theyâre the ones who have to live with that fact, not some pompous asshole who thinks heâs godâs gift to man because he put some metal wall in a plaza.Â
And yeah, not all art is for the public. Art can be self-expression or just for your own enjoyment. But if you are being commissioned by the state, paid hundereds of thousands of tax dollars to make a PUBLIC art piece, yeah, itâs for the public! saying that other people have no say in what that public art piece looks like, implying that if other people donât like your art that they just Donât Understand True Art TM, is this hugely egotistical self-masturbatory elitism that puts the artist above the working people (when like the whole point of art is supposed to be disrupting this kind of bullshit thinking).Â
But thatâs not even the best part. This fucking douchebag, upon being told that people donât want this metal wall in their courtyard and that they want him to move it, freaks the FUCK out about how he âdesigned it just for this space and taking it out of its context would destroy itâ. Which like, yeah context is important when understanding the meaning of a piece. but literally the only meaning of this piece was âi got paid obscene amounts of money and im gonna use it to make the ugliest thing i can think of literally just becauseâ. If you move it out of the context of the plaza it wouldnât be impeding foot traffic or being an eyesore to the workers who are forced to spend their days there, which is destroying the purpose of the work. So in the end this guy opts to have the piece destroyed rather than moved because he canât stand to have his ~~~high art~~~ removed from its PurposeTM which is to be unpleasant. i dont give a single goddamn fuck about âadvancing sculptureâ or whatever the fuck, if itâs causing people stress on top of their already stressful lives just because you thought it would be great to create this atrocity in a place where no one can escape from, youâre not âadvancingâ anything, youâre just being a dick.
So now the space has been converted to a rather plesant little oasis with plants and lots of benches.Â
anyways thats my dissertation on how much i hate contemporary art and find it to lack relevance or meaning to the people it supposedly represents or defends. it takes itself too seriously and imposes arbitrary and hypocritical statements on the nature of art at the expense of any real substance. in the world we live in, pretty things for the sake of being pretty, having stories that are entertaining and engaging and relatable, having fun and feeling good in a world that devalues those things, etc. are far more impactful and radical than anything sitting in a museum created by some millionaire who jacks off to their âfine artâ. thanks for coming to my ted talk have a good night
âKobeâ is for accuracy, âYeetâ is for distance.
Yeet: str
Kobe: dex
@aurasvoid @solairejoestar @primarina-pls
My fashion trick: have a big head. Have a father with a slightly bigger head. Abscond with all the hats your father acquires that are just slightly too small for him. Wear them everywhere.
human brain: ha ha funney post on tumblr website homestuck brain:Â
oh god did homestuck ruin another perfectly good word
With the dad and hat thing itâs even worse
I do not understand and I am frightened of my ignorance.
Iâm sitting on the toilet.
@aurasvoid @solairejoestar @primarina-pls
setup and punchline
The artist is luo li rong
The statue doesnât have big enough titties to have been made by a man.
I know Iâve reblogged this before but the schadenfreude is too delicious.
By the way, the statue is called La mÊlodie oubliÊe (The Forgotten Melody). Luo Li Rong also painted it:
And here she and the statue are in a more formal setting (museum or art show, I canât tell):
âDork ass losersâ
OK not only do I think sheâs a sorceress but now I have a massive crush on her
I find it kinda odd how people talk about writing âflawedâ characters like the flaws are an afterthought
Like âcool cool weâve got this perfect hero now to just sprinkle on some Irritability and Trust Issues then microwave for 6 minutes on high until Doneâ
But Iâve personally found it feels a lot more useful to just⌠think of the flaws as the Good Traits except bad this time
The protagonist is loyal? Maybe that means they have a hard time recognizing toxic relationships and are easily manipulated by those they want to trust
The hero is compassionate? Maybe they work too hard and overextend themselves trying to help people and then they refuse to ask for help when they need it themselves for fear of burdening others
Theyâre dedicated to their ideals? Maybe theyâre also too stubborn to know when to quit and they have trouble apologizing for their mistakes
If theyâre creative, they can also be flighty. If theyâre confident, they can be arrogant. If theyâre brave, they might be reckless. If theyâre smart, they could be condescending. Protective can become controlling, and someone whoâs carefree could very well also be emotionally distant
In my opinion, the best âflawsâ arenât just added on afterwards. The best flaws are baked in deep, âcause theyâre really just virtues turned upside down
For those of you who donât know, I work at an anarchist co-op coffee shop.
Apparently, all the Chicano/Cholo boys in my neighborhood have caught on the the fact that I sneak food and stuff to all the little punk kids and homeless kids at the coffee shop.
There are three in particular who call me Mom. Not Mami, not Ma, Mom. The rest refer to me as âMissâ.
Theyâve decided to always have one of the three of them there with me on my night shifts. (Especially after they witnessed the last bad shift where I had to kick a bunch of tweakers out. Said tweakers lit my fucking bulletin board on fire.)
Tonight, one of the boys actually charged up a crackhead who wouldnât get out when I told him to leave.
About an hour later, I was emptying bus tubs when that same lovely boy walked in and wetted a wash rag. I asked what he was doing and he told me not to worry. So, I went about my business, doing dishes, bussing the main dining tables, etc.
Iâd left a broom in the smoking room and a fresh trash bag in the bathroom for once I was done with the dishes.
When I walked out, everything was spotless and the trash had been replaced. Heâd wiped all my tables, swept, mopped, and emptied all the ash trays.
Heâd also picked the lock on the bathroom so his friend could take out the trash for me. (Which Iâm not sure whether I should scold him for. Haha)
They snuck around and did my closing shift duties to thank me for keeping them warm and fed.
Iâm fucking crying.
Kindness begets kindness.
Picking a lock so you can take out trash for someone whoâs nice to you is the most chaotic good thing iâve ever heard. <3
I used to think it was important to have common interests with the person that you are in a relationship with but now I think it is more important to be similar in other aspects. like how kind you are. how you treat the people you care about, how you treat strangers. how you deal with anger. how you deal with pain. and not necessarily dealing with all these things the same way but being perseptive enough to understand what action each situation calls for. itâs important for both people to be on the same page about what that action should be. itâs important to me to have that kind of synchrony.
John Mulaney, a man who is iconically known for loving his wife, after being told by Jerry Seinfeld that his wife only thinks shes good at something
Well done OP, youâve managed to capture the moment Johnâs spirit left his body
Jerryâs lucky that John is too polite to throw hands
mouth caves⌠or cave mouths?âŚâŚ
teeth
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good night. sleep tight. donât let the bed bugs bite. tonight. imma fight. till we see the sunlight. tik tok. on the clock. but the party donât stop.