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@primordialbone
Hi :). You can call me X or bone. I’ve had this account for a long time but I’m just starting to actually use tumblr.
I’m queer, disabled, pagan, and I have a laundry list of interests that would probably be long enough to be considered a small essay if listed.
Blessed be 💚
non ethical monogamy
but not in the sense that we cheat on each other, we know and are ok with each other seeing other people. non ethical monogamy in the sense that we use it to swindle people out of money.
@secondarysefikura
Oh wow, did you come up with that idea all by yourself???
yes! how did you know?!
How dare you steal my jokes. I’m using this as a get out of math free card. That’s right. Next time you’re doing the math because you STOLE MY JOKE!!!
it was your joke but i updated the wording and posted it because it was funny, and you weren't going to. the math doesn't work on me because i actually like math, so you will in fact be doing the math.
non ethical monogamy
but not in the sense that we cheat on each other, we know and are ok with each other seeing other people. non ethical monogamy in the sense that we use it to swindle people out of money.
@secondarysefikura
Oh wow, did you come up with that idea all by yourself???
yes! how did you know?!
non ethical monogamy
but not in the sense that we cheat on each other, we know and are ok with each other seeing other people. non ethical monogamy in the sense that we use it to swindle people out of money.
@secondarysefikura
Petition to always have his hair slicked back pls I’m obsessed
I remembered a little writing piece i did a few years ago and thought it suited sefikura, so I reworked it. Come feast you depraved souls.
“If you want me,” Cloud panted, “come and get me.”
Sephiroth paused before swiftly sweeping a hand under Cloud's chin. “Want you in which way, Cloud? Don’t get me wrong, both of them involve ropes, but it’s a very important distinction to make before we proceed.”
“I,” Cloud started before realizing what had just spilled from the other’s lips. He drew in a sharp breath, pink blooming across his cheeks. “W-what?,” he spluttered. He attempted to stumble, but Sephiroth’s grip on his chin was firm, and not going anywhere.
“You heard me, sweetheart,” Sephiroth uttered slowly, tilting Cloud’s chin upwards. “So,” He drew his face close to Cloud’s, “what’ll it be?”
Cloud felt a breath ghost over his lips. He was frozen, thrown into a state of panic by the confident piece of shit standing in front of him. Sephiroth smirked, clearly enjoying this little moment of weakness from the other.
After what Cloud would deem incredibly too long, of him standing still while he stared up at Sephiroth. He was finally able pull enough of a coherent thought together to pull a knife from his waistband, shoving it in the taller’s stomach. Sephiroth’s smile fell for a split second, before reappearing, “I was really starting to think you’d be putting something else in me today.”
Prints available in my store!
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Apparently Link isn't the only punster in town. Also, I'm sorry.
i have never seen a more perfect pun in my life
Cloud really made a :3 face
Yes, Cloud. Snap out of it
Under your skin, Just beneath the surface
so what’s the situation
gege, please, he needs kisses, it's life or death
hua cheng will 100% be the most dramatic bitch ever just to get xie lian to kiss his boo boos
Maybe fighting someone is just the mating ritual for Sephiroths Alien species. Like how some worms do penis fencing. That would explain why Sephiroth gets so obsessed with Cloud after their first confrontation in Nibelheim.
Maybe Cloud just won the penis fencing and Sephiroths brain is convinced Cloud is the perfect mate.
I will write this, just give my adhd brain some time.
