prince-escal-ass

[prince-escal-ass]

hi i am princeescalass rate my blog https://t.co/ZcTQog4Y8A

[nudityandnerdery]

Happy Pride, monsterfuckers.

[weloveshortvideos]

[tockthewatchdog]

[badmode-deactivated20230124]

[p0stmarxed]

s bren s beve

[hesperocyon-lesbian]

He’s ok because he lid

[stevencharleston]

it’s time to look at some photos of pikas carrying plants and flowers in their mouths

[memeclassheroes]

[iamtrappedinsideasnowglobe]

@cadaverkeys u good??

[jinxviolets]

girl help i’m having creation ideas above my skill level

[utopians]

69 cities in the united kingdom and forty seven thousand pubs

[utopians]

england is smaller than my state and has like almost as many bars as the entire US combined. like it's just 10,000 short of catching up to the US, a country with almost 5 times its population

[utopians]

going to one pub every single day it would take you 130 years to go to every pub in britain

[english-history-trip]

I've plugged our route into Google, who's with me

[catchymemes]

How vaccine works

[vanquishedvaliant]

If you’re like sleep spooning a centaur and they roll over in bed do you just die

[null-set]

sleep on her back, then you’ll just roll off if she shifts

[vanquishedvaliant]

i dont follow

[null-set]

+

[vanquishedvaliant]

okay but what if you had a special bed instead 

nothing says commitment like buying a new mattress

[mythicalwashrag]

Centaur Comfort Mattress™: The Horse Hole Keeps Your Bones Safe

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

I’m honestly so glad Tumblr discusses things like “How can I comfortably sleep with a centaur?” and “What kind of chairs would dragons have?”

[crow--teeth]

my cat, walking on me for cuddles, putting all her weight in one tiny paw: big steppy !!

me as she pressure points my throat:

[gluten-free-pussy]

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

[animution11]

[royalhans]

polar opposite of this post

[hrmsketches]

inspiration struck and would not let me go until i drew this

[gluten-free-pussy]

This is really beautiful!!!

[funnytwittertweets]

[everythingfox]

Shower time

[catchymemes]

[frumpycunt]

so i just finished watching the extended editions of the trilogy which is nearly 13 hrs long and this meme is correct somehow. this is the only line legolas speaks to frodo in the entire series. the only other debatable line is a scene in fellowship where legolas is speaking to gimli but frodo just happens to be near them and he’s cut to for a reaction shot. i wouldn’t really count it though since it wasnt directed at him.

[frumpycunt]

someone already posted this but the kicker is at the end of return of the king where frodo sees the fellowship again and calls out to everyone by name except for legolas lmaooo

[weaselle]

why is this so funny to me?!

[rickriordanworld]

Petition for Olivia Rodrigo to release her Percy Jackson songs 😩