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Start answering people’s invasive questions with “does it matter?”

Watch them explode lmao

jervae

🤔:“Is that your hair?”

😏:”Does it matter?”

mscoolcat

Okay but true facts, this can make a profound impact. When I was younger, I had a friend who is trans and my mom once asked what his birth name was, and I asked, “Why does it matter?” She paused and answered something to the effect of, “You’re right, it doesn’t.”

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Been doing this for a few years now. Have often been labeled as “rude” because of it, but we don’t owe anyone more information than we want to give them. Ever.

meyerlansky

Heh… Make sure you watch out for the wind.

frulleboi

very proud of this~

mochitail

I wondered what Link’s entire face looked like when you decline to observe the Gerudo class. His expressions are so much fun in this game!

linhzard

oikawa shut your whore mouth

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lookin like a sad johnny bravo

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adult person: life gets faster as you get older!

me aged 10: sounds fake but ok

me now:

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“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”